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CanucksArmy @canucksarmy.bsky.social · 23h

The Stanchies: Kiefer Sherwood’s Thanksgiving party ruined by Blues in Canucks’ 5-2 loss

Gonna make you wonder why you even try(Hard times)Gonna take you down and laugh when you cry(These lives)And I still don’t know how I even survive(Hard times, hard times)And I gotta get to rock bottom!(Ooh!) The Canucks were supposed to bring the turkey to Canadian Thanksgiving. They’ve been bragging to everyone in the offseason…

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Lachlan Irvine @lachinthecrease.com · 23h

The Stanchies: Kiefer Sherwood’s Thanksgiving party ruined by Blues in #Canucks’ 5-2 loss

The Stanchies: Kiefer Sherwood’s Thanksgiving party ruined by Blues in Canucks’ 5-2 loss

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEB6ibtdPZc">Gonna make y...

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Lachlan Irvine @lachinthecrease.com · 1d

30 shots on goal and yet I could count the actually dangerous ones on one hand. #Canucks

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Lachlan Irvine @lachinthecrease.com · 1d

The thing about Adam Foote's plan for 'numbers' is that it only works if the #Canucks are fast enough to skate back when the other team uses the same play on *them*.

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Lachlan Irvine @lachinthecrease.com · 1d

Kiefer Sherwood IS the Vancouver #Canucks right now.

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Lachlan Irvine @lachinthecrease.com · 1d

Yeahhhhhhh that missed pass isn't gonna help EP40's case rn

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Lachlan Irvine @lachinthecrease.com · 1d

The U2 intro is back? #Canucks

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Lachlan Irvine @lachinthecrease.com · 1d

Someone tossed a shark stuffie to Garland after the warmup hahaha
#Canucks

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Lachlan Irvine @lachinthecrease.com · 1d

Send all your Jersey Botchs my way tonight! And reviews of the new seats! Or whatever else piques your interest at the #Canucks game tonight!

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Lachlan Irvine @lachinthecrease.com · 1d

It's me again!
#Canucks. Blues. Stanchies. @canucksarmy.bsky.social. See you there :)

Lach's Stanchies Pregame: Canucks vs. Blues (October 13, 2025)

A shorter video because of the 4:30 pm start time, but we're back! Read the Stanchies after every #Canucks game on @Canucks_Army! https://canucksarmy.com/ Music by @ludandschlattsmusicalempor6746 We Shop Song 2 PM SUBSCRIBE: http://bit.ly/SubscribeLITC Check out my website! https://www.lachinthec

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Lachlan Irvine @lachinthecrease.com · 1d

It's me again!
#Canucks. Blues. Stanchies. @canucksarmy.bsky.social. See you there :)

Lach's Stanchies Pregame: Canucks vs. Blues (October 13, 2025)

A shorter video because of the 4:30 pm start time, but we're back! Read the Stanchies after every #Canucks game on @Canucks_Army! https://canucksarmy.com/ Music by @ludandschlattsmusicalempor6746 We Shop Song 2 PM SUBSCRIBE: http://bit.ly/SubscribeLITC Check out my website! https://www.lachinthec

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Lachlan Irvine @lachinthecrease.com · 2d

The Stanchies: Demko stands alone, Hughes sets a Canucks record in 3-1 loss to Oilers

"One more drink, " she said I thi...

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Lachlan Irvine @lachinthecrease.com · 2d

The Stanchies: Demko stands alone, Hughes sets a Canucks record in 3-1 loss to Oilers

"One more drink, " she said I thi...

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Lachlan Irvine @lachinthecrease.com · 3d

Kevin Lankinen realizing he's the #Canucks only shot at not running Demko into the ground again

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Lachlan Irvine @lachinthecrease.com · 3d

This game is giving me severe deja vu to last season, and not for a good reason. #Canucks

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Lachlan Irvine @lachinthecrease.com · 3d

Honestly the #Canucks are lucky this game was scoreless for as long as it was.

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Lachlan Irvine @lachinthecrease.com · 3d

Thatcher knows they have the goalie writing the Stanchies tonight

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Lachlan Irvine @lachinthecrease.com · 3d

The Oilers are getting to the net front wayyy to easily right now. Demko is gonna get his full yoga routine in stretching for saves in close at this rate.

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Lachlan Irvine @lachinthecrease.com · 3d

Lol Nurse's blade wasn't even close to being below the crossbar. #Canucks

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Lachlan Irvine @lachinthecrease.com · 3d

Play by play guy is out here pronouncing #Canucks names like they're Star Wars characters.

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Lachlan Irvine @lachinthecrease.com · 3d

I'm on Stanchies duty @canucksarmy.bsky.social for the first time in 2025-26 tonight for the #Canucks and the Oilers. That means the Stanchies Pregame videos are back too!
Go watch, hit subscribe and let's get this season started right!!

Lach's Stanchies Pregame: Canucks at Oilers (October 11, 2025)

NEW YEAR, SAME GREAT STANCHIES Read the Stanchies after every #Canucks game on CanucksArmy! https://canucksarmy.com/ Music by @ludandschlattsmusicalempor6746 We Shop Song 2 PM SUBSCRIBE: http://bit.ly/SubscribeLITC Check out my website! https://www.lachinthecrease.com Twitter: https://twitter.com

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Lachlan Irvine @lachinthecrease.com · 5d

Maybe the funniest outcome of this 5-1 score is that Quinn Hughes is *still* tied with Alex Edler for most points by a #Canucks defenceman.

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Lachlan Irvine @lachinthecrease.com · 5d

Jonathan Lekkerimäki has arrived. What a shot.
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Lachlan Irvine @lachinthecrease.com · 5d

Filip Chytil, the 2C with 2Gs.
#Canucks

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Lachlan Irvine @lachinthecrease.com · 5d

Good for Filip Chytil playing to the whistle, but it really sucks that Kevin Bahl got hit in the head by the puck. #Canucks

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