Chris Meloche-Blackstone
@chrisdarkrock.bsky.social
I once saw a man say goodbye to a shoe.
He/Him.
He/Him.
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No one wants to see your AI cartoon. It’s bad for the environment & wholly uninteresting & unimpressive.
You want a cartoon of yourself? Ask your kid to draw you. Get your friends together to make some art. Fly to New York City & get a street artist to draw you. Just enough with this AI slop.
You want a cartoon of yourself? Ask your kid to draw you. Get your friends together to make some art. Fly to New York City & get a street artist to draw you. Just enough with this AI slop.
February 7, 2026 at 1:34 PM
No one wants to see your AI cartoon. It’s bad for the environment & wholly uninteresting & unimpressive.
You want a cartoon of yourself? Ask your kid to draw you. Get your friends together to make some art. Fly to New York City & get a street artist to draw you. Just enough with this AI slop.
You want a cartoon of yourself? Ask your kid to draw you. Get your friends together to make some art. Fly to New York City & get a street artist to draw you. Just enough with this AI slop.
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me when i was 23: every single experience i have is the most profound thing that has ever happened to anyone
me listening to geese at 35: what the hell is cameron winter agonizing about is your pull-up wet or something
me listening to geese at 35: what the hell is cameron winter agonizing about is your pull-up wet or something
February 1, 2026 at 7:19 PM
me when i was 23: every single experience i have is the most profound thing that has ever happened to anyone
me listening to geese at 35: what the hell is cameron winter agonizing about is your pull-up wet or something
me listening to geese at 35: what the hell is cameron winter agonizing about is your pull-up wet or something
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May you feel as much joy today as the bouncer in this video.
January 31, 2026 at 2:47 PM
May you feel as much joy today as the bouncer in this video.
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skaters will not have this problem should they choose to skate with the universally beloved music of the Mountain Goats
I’m getting word that there are skaters having to fight music rights battles right now just days before the Olympics. We know Lauriault/le Gac has already made the decision to change their RD. Don’t be surprised if we get some other program changes in Milan
January 31, 2026 at 1:43 PM
skaters will not have this problem should they choose to skate with the universally beloved music of the Mountain Goats
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You can test new tech ideas using the Seinfeld Test
Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs)
Good tech.
Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales)
Bad tech.
Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs)
Good tech.
Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales)
Bad tech.
January 31, 2026 at 6:57 AM
You can test new tech ideas using the Seinfeld Test
Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs)
Good tech.
Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales)
Bad tech.
Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs)
Good tech.
Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales)
Bad tech.
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Magic Johnson went full Perd Hapley again.
January 29, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Magic Johnson went full Perd Hapley again.
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I’m less interested in finding out who *didn’t* vote for Belichick than I am in finding out who *did* vote for Robert Kraft. voting for a team owner is like saying Leno is your all-time favorite late-night host
January 29, 2026 at 1:43 PM
I’m less interested in finding out who *didn’t* vote for Belichick than I am in finding out who *did* vote for Robert Kraft. voting for a team owner is like saying Leno is your all-time favorite late-night host
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John Cage and John Cale, New York City, 1963 #TheVelvetUnderground
January 29, 2026 at 4:35 AM
John Cage and John Cale, New York City, 1963 #TheVelvetUnderground
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UW students holding anti-ICE rally, shutting down traffic on 15th Ave.
January 28, 2026 at 3:06 AM
UW students holding anti-ICE rally, shutting down traffic on 15th Ave.
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Greg Bovino died on the way back to his home planet.
January 27, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Greg Bovino died on the way back to his home planet.
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Whiskey Friday with Greg Bovino
NEWS: Bari Weiss will hold an all-hands meeting to discuss the future of CBS News tomorrow, per note that just went out to employees.
January 27, 2026 at 1:55 AM
Whiskey Friday with Greg Bovino
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WE’RE GOING TO THE MOTHER FUCKING SUPER BOWL
January 26, 2026 at 2:54 AM
WE’RE GOING TO THE MOTHER FUCKING SUPER BOWL
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my best strategy for dealing with Kenneth Walker III would be yelling "now I say stop all that nonsense now" in the most Foghorn Leghorn accent I could muster
January 26, 2026 at 12:10 AM
my best strategy for dealing with Kenneth Walker III would be yelling "now I say stop all that nonsense now" in the most Foghorn Leghorn accent I could muster
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Some rousing morning music for you all youtu.be/VwcKwGS7OSQ?...
Woody Guthrie~ All You Fascists Bound To Lose
YouTube video by UnAmericanBandstand
youtu.be
January 25, 2026 at 10:19 AM
Some rousing morning music for you all youtu.be/VwcKwGS7OSQ?...
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YOU: If I were an owner I'd simply hire the most competent people I could and let them run the organization well.
ACTUAL NFL OWNERS:
ACTUAL NFL OWNERS:
January 23, 2026 at 4:45 PM
YOU: If I were an owner I'd simply hire the most competent people I could and let them run the organization well.
ACTUAL NFL OWNERS:
ACTUAL NFL OWNERS:
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This looks and sounds like a letter read aloud in a Wes Anderson movie by one of his precocious boys or broken men
January 23, 2026 at 2:38 AM
This looks and sounds like a letter read aloud in a Wes Anderson movie by one of his precocious boys or broken men
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Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?
We represent the Lollipop Guild
The Lollipop Guild, the Lollipop Guild
And in the name of the Lollipop Guild
We will kidnap your children, pepper spray your priests, and shoot your mothers in the face
The Lollipop Guild, the Lollipop Guild
And in the name of the Lollipop Guild
We will kidnap your children, pepper spray your priests, and shoot your mothers in the face
January 22, 2026 at 3:43 AM
Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?
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Keon Coleman listening:
January 21, 2026 at 3:20 PM
Keon Coleman listening:
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there are plenty of reasons Air Force One would suddenly turn around. for example, they may have forgotten Kevin
January 21, 2026 at 5:37 AM
there are plenty of reasons Air Force One would suddenly turn around. for example, they may have forgotten Kevin
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Probably the most precise moment we’ve ever been able to collectively pinpoint from the other side of the world that a Pope is cussing
January 19, 2026 at 3:05 AM
Probably the most precise moment we’ve ever been able to collectively pinpoint from the other side of the world that a Pope is cussing
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Lincoln Riley is really the biggest fucking doofus not being able to win at USC with THIS QB
January 19, 2026 at 2:52 AM
Lincoln Riley is really the biggest fucking doofus not being able to win at USC with THIS QB
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Every Caleb Williams play
January 19, 2026 at 2:46 AM
Every Caleb Williams play