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@chris81203.bsky.social
Wheel of Time, LotR, Dresden Files, Stormlight Archive, and other dorky things as well
Twitter: @chris81203
Discord: @tharkun812 https://discord.gg/64WKH6t8
Twitter: @chris81203
Discord: @tharkun812 https://discord.gg/64WKH6t8
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GALADRIEL: (glowing green) In place of a hard roll, I would have whole wheat—beautiful and terrible to behold!
DELI GUY: #3 on wheat.
G: (coyly) You offer it to me freely.
DG: No, Galadriel. You have to pay. Every day with this
DELI GUY: #3 on wheat.
G: (coyly) You offer it to me freely.
DG: No, Galadriel. You have to pay. Every day with this
October 15, 2023 at 4:56 PM
GALADRIEL: (glowing green) In place of a hard roll, I would have whole wheat—beautiful and terrible to behold!
DELI GUY: #3 on wheat.
G: (coyly) You offer it to me freely.
DG: No, Galadriel. You have to pay. Every day with this
DELI GUY: #3 on wheat.
G: (coyly) You offer it to me freely.
DG: No, Galadriel. You have to pay. Every day with this
#WoTBookSpoilers #WoTShowSpoilers
Not sure why it took me till now to realize how much Egwene was a voluntary prisoner of the White Tower. She literally could have walked out at any time, forkroot or no #WoTSkies
Not sure why it took me till now to realize how much Egwene was a voluntary prisoner of the White Tower. She literally could have walked out at any time, forkroot or no #WoTSkies
December 1, 2025 at 2:27 AM
#WoTBookSpoilers #WoTShowSpoilers
Not sure why it took me till now to realize how much Egwene was a voluntary prisoner of the White Tower. She literally could have walked out at any time, forkroot or no #WoTSkies
Not sure why it took me till now to realize how much Egwene was a voluntary prisoner of the White Tower. She literally could have walked out at any time, forkroot or no #WoTSkies
hell yeah Minnesota DFL
Yes I did.
(To be fair I did not say Trump is a child rapist. I said we as a nation should prepare for this he potentiality that our president is a child rapist).
(To be fair I did not say Trump is a child rapist. I said we as a nation should prepare for this he potentiality that our president is a child rapist).
Minnesota Dem Leigh Finke calls ICE 'Gestapo' after St. Paul raid, says Trump is a 'child rapist' | AlphaNews.org
Rep. Leigh Finke sparked outrage after calling ICE "Gestapo" during a St. Paul raid where protestors clashed with ICE officers.
alphanews.org
November 20, 2025 at 6:22 PM
hell yeah Minnesota DFL
If I start a gfm it’s for this
North Mankato is auctioning off a lot of five not-at-all-cursed garbage can clown heads via Minnesota's state auction site. mnbid.mn.gov/productView/10964mnbid.mn.gov/productView/10964
November 18, 2025 at 9:59 PM
If I start a gfm it’s for this
November 16, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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A gamblers losses should stay between them and their bookie like jesus intended
We took professional sports - a job that is, by its very nature, one of the most high-stress, unhealthy things you can do for a living - and then added the ability for the most unsavory, unhinged freaks on Earth to tie their life savings to you, and threaten your family, without leaving their couch
November 15, 2025 at 8:38 PM
A gamblers losses should stay between them and their bookie like jesus intended
A gamblers losses should stay between them and their bookie like jesus intended
We took professional sports - a job that is, by its very nature, one of the most high-stress, unhealthy things you can do for a living - and then added the ability for the most unsavory, unhinged freaks on Earth to tie their life savings to you, and threaten your family, without leaving their couch
November 15, 2025 at 8:38 PM
A gamblers losses should stay between them and their bookie like jesus intended
The schadenfreude of the chaos precipitated from embracing legitimate, power-hungry madness is a delight I will not feel guilty or shamed for enjoying.
As I just said on discord, I am capable of greatly enjoying the chaos that MTG is about to cause to her own party on her opportunistic swan dive from this sinking ship without ever handing it to the lady who either legitimately believes in or cynically endorses the concept of Jewish Space Lasers.
November 7, 2025 at 4:43 PM
The schadenfreude of the chaos precipitated from embracing legitimate, power-hungry madness is a delight I will not feel guilty or shamed for enjoying.
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Word of the Day is ‘catchfart’ (17th century): an obsequious individual who sucks up to the boss and always follows the political wind.
November 7, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Word of the Day is ‘catchfart’ (17th century): an obsequious individual who sucks up to the boss and always follows the political wind.
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making Jacob the stereotypical Bluesky user is the rudest and truest attack anyone has ever made on us
November 6, 2025 at 11:36 PM
making Jacob the stereotypical Bluesky user is the rudest and truest attack anyone has ever made on us
How’d the senator die though?
Two seats became open in the narrowly divided chamber after one senator died this summer and another was convicted of burglary.
Minnesota Senate control up for grabs in special elections
Two seats became open in the narrowly divided chamber after one senator died this summer and another was convicted of burglary.
bit.ly
November 4, 2025 at 2:48 PM
How’d the senator die though?
Not gonna vote today, maybe next year
November 4, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Not gonna vote today, maybe next year
Die Hard
November 4, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Die Hard
Absolutely forgot to turn of the porch light before the first group of kids came to the house. Caught unaware, but was able to rummage some candy for them.
Did not realize I’d left both my water pipes on my porch table 😅
Did not realize I’d left both my water pipes on my porch table 😅
November 1, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Absolutely forgot to turn of the porch light before the first group of kids came to the house. Caught unaware, but was able to rummage some candy for them.
Did not realize I’d left both my water pipes on my porch table 😅
Did not realize I’d left both my water pipes on my porch table 😅
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so Stephen King famously would sit at his typewriter, bump a line and let the spirits move him. what’s Brandon Sanderson’s method?
oh! Stephen King was the Brandon Sanderson of his day. well that answers that
October 31, 2025 at 5:46 AM
so Stephen King famously would sit at his typewriter, bump a line and let the spirits move him. what’s Brandon Sanderson’s method?
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I have been informed that sage and lavender were included in the making of this so this was made with Saidin.
A WEAPON OF POWER FROM A BLACKSMITH!
A weapon against my AFO! 💪
A WEAPON OF POWER FROM A BLACKSMITH!
A weapon against my AFO! 💪
I know I'm taking a break tonight and I am, but I HAD to come and show you this bad ass shoe horn @chris81203.bsky.social made me!
I love it! Not only will my AFO get in my shoe with no problem, but it fits comfortably in my hand and it's oddly light. For self defense. 👀
Thank you Chris! 🥰🫶
I love it! Not only will my AFO get in my shoe with no problem, but it fits comfortably in my hand and it's oddly light. For self defense. 👀
Thank you Chris! 🥰🫶
October 31, 2025 at 12:37 PM
I have been informed that sage and lavender were included in the making of this so this was made with Saidin.
A WEAPON OF POWER FROM A BLACKSMITH!
A weapon against my AFO! 💪
A WEAPON OF POWER FROM A BLACKSMITH!
A weapon against my AFO! 💪
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Here’s one of the biggest problems with societal narratives - SNAP did not “run out of money.” The funding is being withheld. This is the result of callous, violent decision making intended to cause harm to the most vulnerable communities.
As November looms, states are trying to sort what options they can offer beneficiaries to fill the gap in food assistance. Reporters from the NPR Network are covering the impact of this potential lapse in states across the country.
SNAP runs out of money Nov. 1. Here's what that means in your state
As November looms, states are trying to sort what options they can offer beneficiaries to fill the gap in food assistance. Reporters from the NPR Network are covering the impact of this potential lapse in states across the country.
n.pr
October 30, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Here’s one of the biggest problems with societal narratives - SNAP did not “run out of money.” The funding is being withheld. This is the result of callous, violent decision making intended to cause harm to the most vulnerable communities.
Here’s one of the biggest problems with societal narratives - SNAP did not “run out of money.” The funding is being withheld. This is the result of callous, violent decision making intended to cause harm to the most vulnerable communities.
As November looms, states are trying to sort what options they can offer beneficiaries to fill the gap in food assistance. Reporters from the NPR Network are covering the impact of this potential lapse in states across the country.
SNAP runs out of money Nov. 1. Here's what that means in your state
As November looms, states are trying to sort what options they can offer beneficiaries to fill the gap in food assistance. Reporters from the NPR Network are covering the impact of this potential lapse in states across the country.
n.pr
October 30, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Here’s one of the biggest problems with societal narratives - SNAP did not “run out of money.” The funding is being withheld. This is the result of callous, violent decision making intended to cause harm to the most vulnerable communities.
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I love it! The grip fits my hand perfectly which has been a big issue when trying to shove my AFO in my shoe. 🥰
October 29, 2025 at 2:48 AM
I love it! The grip fits my hand perfectly which has been a big issue when trying to shove my AFO in my shoe. 🥰
Thank you so much! It was so much fun to make and I hope it’s best at horning shoes
Also, I had to post the first pic I took of it for the before/after
Also, I had to post the first pic I took of it for the before/after
October 29, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Thank you so much! It was so much fun to make and I hope it’s best at horning shoes
Also, I had to post the first pic I took of it for the before/after
Also, I had to post the first pic I took of it for the before/after
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I know I'm taking a break tonight and I am, but I HAD to come and show you this bad ass shoe horn @chris81203.bsky.social made me!
I love it! Not only will my AFO get in my shoe with no problem, but it fits comfortably in my hand and it's oddly light. For self defense. 👀
Thank you Chris! 🥰🫶
I love it! Not only will my AFO get in my shoe with no problem, but it fits comfortably in my hand and it's oddly light. For self defense. 👀
Thank you Chris! 🥰🫶
October 28, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I know I'm taking a break tonight and I am, but I HAD to come and show you this bad ass shoe horn @chris81203.bsky.social made me!
I love it! Not only will my AFO get in my shoe with no problem, but it fits comfortably in my hand and it's oddly light. For self defense. 👀
Thank you Chris! 🥰🫶
I love it! Not only will my AFO get in my shoe with no problem, but it fits comfortably in my hand and it's oddly light. For self defense. 👀
Thank you Chris! 🥰🫶
I don’t know which of you video games but this Ninja Gaidan 4 is pretty dang good
October 27, 2025 at 2:47 PM
I don’t know which of you video games but this Ninja Gaidan 4 is pretty dang good
Took literal weeks to identify then replace the broken cable on the lawn mower, but fixed it finally today.
Finally starting the thing you fixed is an exceptionally satisfying feeling
Finally starting the thing you fixed is an exceptionally satisfying feeling
October 27, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Took literal weeks to identify then replace the broken cable on the lawn mower, but fixed it finally today.
Finally starting the thing you fixed is an exceptionally satisfying feeling
Finally starting the thing you fixed is an exceptionally satisfying feeling
Rule of thumb that pretty much everything in Minnesota is great
Marguerite in northeast Minneapolis has a surprisingly excellent apple fritter
October 25, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Rule of thumb that pretty much everything in Minnesota is great
How’d I do?
October 25, 2025 at 2:49 AM
How’d I do?