Chris
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Chris
@chris-ck.bsky.social
Progressive. Lucky person.
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pretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things
January 16, 2026 at 4:55 PM
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morning roundup: your idols are still dead and your enemies are still in power, buuuuuuuut
January 13, 2026 at 2:04 PM
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politicians used to have to pretend not to be evil

like they were still evil but we all agreed they had to lie to you about it
January 12, 2026 at 6:57 PM
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I didn't sign up to run for Mayor or Governor because I don't want to be responsible for the lives of millions of people because I'm just not cut out for that job but if you WANTED the job you DO the job
January 9, 2026 at 7:21 PM
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reporter: donald trump has announced that americans must evolve into a race of hardy metal men via mandated injections of liquid mercury. your response?

klobuchar: *visibly straining to remember line consultants came up with* donkey kong donald’s economic policies are “bananas” for small business
April 4, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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TOMMY TOGIAI WELCOME TO VALHALLA!!!
January 4, 2026 at 9:14 PM
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if you are talking today about how bad maduro was and were alive, at all, during the run-up to the iraq war you are potentially the dumbest person to ever live
January 3, 2026 at 5:00 PM
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DOJ briefly uploaded this letter from Jeff Epstein to serial child molester Larry Nassar:

"Our president shares our love of young, nubile girls. When a young beauty walked by he loved to 'grab snatch,' whereas we ended up snatching grub in the mess halls of the system."
December 23, 2025 at 6:03 AM
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he also kind of gets everyone's asses again in this follow up with the washington post
December 17, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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Ohio State
I think it’s very important that everyone have at least one tacky thing they love unabashedly
December 11, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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let Diego Pavia play college football until he's 40, I don't care
October 18, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Go 'guins baby 🐧🐧🐧
Lmao at the Ivy League's first-ever playoff trips. What's up nerds
November 29, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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Lmao at the Ivy League's first-ever playoff trips. What's up nerds
November 29, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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first quarter summary for Ohio State: Once Again, I Have Been Lured Into A Headbutting Contest By The Guy Who Headbutts
November 29, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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elon installs a new feature that publicly displays the country where your app was installed and operates from

people find out the most racist pro-US accounts are based in israel, india, bangladesh, etc

US DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY TWITTER BASED IN ISRAEL

elon pauses location feature
November 22, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.
A Sharon Begley byline, almost 5 years after her death.

Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."

Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
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James Watson, dead at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers
James Watson, the co-discoverer of the structure of DNA who died Thursday at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers.
www.statnews.com
November 9, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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A Sharon Begley byline, almost 5 years after her death.

Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."

Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
James Watson, dead at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers
James Watson, the co-discoverer of the structure of DNA who died Thursday at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers.
www.statnews.com
November 8, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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Indiana isn't going to miss the playoff if it loses this game. Penn State has already fired its coach.

And yet that atmosphere is still amped. Exhibit 2,371 that the playoff didn't run college football.
November 8, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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best ending of all time, let's be real
November 6, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Just want to have a record of saying this is completely preposterous
OpenAI is requesting financial support from the government for its expansion, per Bloomberg.

OpenAI wants taxpayers to guarantee its debt. They’re asking the government to guarantee loans like a co-signer).

When private companies start asking for public funds, it’s a sign the bubble will pop.
November 6, 2025 at 3:59 PM
✔️ spectacular meltdown by your Chicago Bears
November 2, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Jeremiah Smith, alien
November 1, 2025 at 6:50 PM
100% in on all Jane Schoenbrun projects
“I Saw the TV Glow” writer-director Jane Schoenbrun is doing a series at Netflix based on Charles Burns’ “Black Hole” comics (which also have a long on-off history with movie adaptations). Details here.
Netflix Lands ‘Black Hole’ Series From ‘I Saw the TV Glow’ Filmmaker Jane Schoenbrun
Co-produced by New Regency, the drama is based on a graphic novel by Charles Burns.
www.hollywoodreporter.com
October 23, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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Argentina edition of Libertarian bible
October 11, 2025 at 1:40 PM