vyaan
chickenleaf.bsky.social
vyaan
@chickenleaf.bsky.social
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comes in only 2 moods: picketing or emo
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I don't mean to be divisive but to call it a computer's "natural scrolling"--which mimics the despicable Phone--and then to make it default? An outrage. Swiping down should scroll down, as was true since the dawn of time on the noble mouse scroll wheel
December 21, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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Sorry to anyone who thought Wokeness was annoying but as we now know it's the price we pay for a civilized society
December 2, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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PSA: pythong.org is NOT the site you intend, there is no Python documentation there
November 30, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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After the revolution, there will be no "service economy" everyone will do everything themselves, always
November 28, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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once we get the culture to figure out that atproto means you can adopt new apps without selling your soul to their creators we're going to see an *explosion* of new (and old!) forms of doing shit together on the internet

it's insane how we've been held back by feudal technocratic architectures
November 23, 2025 at 5:43 AM
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I am by no means a prominent public intellectual, but my inbox is increasingly filled with messages from people who have been convinced by sycophantic chatbots that they have discovered revolutionary theories that entirely upend our scientific understanding of the universe.
November 21, 2025 at 2:49 AM
grieving yet another glimpse of hope that fell through this past month
November 20, 2025 at 5:38 PM
killed a man at the ATM who wouldn't stop reaching over to teach me how to use my own card
November 19, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I asked cook didi to make 2 roti and daal today and she made 2 roti and rice instead. And I for the heck of it had roti with rice for lunch.
November 19, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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happy cloudflare outage day to all who celebrate
November 18, 2025 at 11:57 AM
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Linus Torvalds being unfathomably based
November 17, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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Look, I know this weaponization of male academic interest is the oldest story in the book, but it’s just so, so pernicious. It’s awful to the women directly involved, but it’s also awful to *all* women in the academy, who have to live in its shadow all the time.
November 17, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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without love it cannot be seen... and by "it", haha, well. lets justr say. My peanits
November 13, 2025 at 5:27 AM
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fancied up my statusline․sh
November 13, 2025 at 6:36 AM
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It was custom for dinosaurs to fossilize their dead
November 10, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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the nectar of the dogs (puddle water)
November 11, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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Life changing duck ponds near me
February 19, 2025 at 9:07 AM
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Summarization and sorting out git disasters —that's like 80% of the value I'm extracting from LLMs when not coding.
November 11, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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Me every time a radio station played Katy Perry during Artpop.
November 2, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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If you have to accept that greed is human nature and we should organise around it, you also have to accept that people begging for food wanting to set fire to trillionaires is also human nature.
November 8, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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Later on I’ll be showing you how to make a LOVELY risotto with all those unused fireworks
November 8, 2025 at 11:14 AM
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Pavlov after having a dog: remarkable creatures, trainable and responsive, I have so much to say

Schrödinger after having one cat: scientifically speaking, the essence of cat is unknowable
November 8, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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It would take 1.4 billion cats stacked on top of each other to reach the moon. But I've never been able to stack more than 3 or 4 cats so I just don't see it happening
November 7, 2025 at 12:55 PM
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Mamdani is the most Trumpian politician the Dems have in the sense that his supporters will give zero shits what the beltway pages write about him and probably see it as success whenever they complain about him, I don't think the press will be very influential re public perception of his tenure
Mamdani is in a no win situation. The press in NYC will respond angrily if he gets his proposals they hate passed. Or, they will call him a failure, if he doesn't get the proposals they hate passed.

If he keeps his organizers energized, he can power through this.
November 7, 2025 at 1:18 PM