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Laura
@chefboyardeejr.bsky.social
Former Floridian escaped to Canada | Happily married | Liberal til I die (and probably beyond)

Follow me, I'm a delightful a-hole, and sometimes I'm even funny.
Yessssss 🙌 🍁 Sorry America, but we didn't start this
#CanadaStrong #BuyCanadian
March 21, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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RADICAL DOMESTIC TERRORISM & ATTEMPTED MURDER!!!!!

Trump has deported a 10-year-old girl to Mexico who is a US citizen and is recovering from brain cancer.

Her family was on their way to an emergency medical checkup when they were detained.
March 13, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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If Chuck Schumer enjoys a single day in NYC for the rest of his life without being told to go fuck himself at least once, then NYC will have utterly failed as a society.
March 14, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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March 8, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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That is exactly true.
March 8, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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March 7, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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This is, in no uncertain terms, a rout.

The New York Times published an unfortunate op-ed trying to legally justify Trump administration's #Birthright citizenship order.

Here, five leading scholars show, with analytic precision, how that op-ed was "fundamentally flawed and irresponsible."⬇️
The Fundamental Flaws in the Barnett/Wurman Defense of Trump’s Birthright Citizenship Executive Order
"In their apparent effort to give credence to the Trump Executive Order, Professors Barnett and Wurman indefensibly ignore these core, constitutive principles."
www.justsecurity.org
February 20, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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February 20, 2025 at 11:19 AM
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THIS IS AN OFFICIAL NOTICE.!.

Until further notice, the words "Good morning" are to be replaced by "is he dead yet"

For no morning will be good until he is.
February 17, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Listen up, Canadians: if you're interested in boycotting American products at the grocery store, give this a try where you can, or be aware of the signs others are leaving for you 👇 #cdnpoli #canada
February 18, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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FBI cancels community outreach programs for seniors
February 17, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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Don't spend another dollar in America. Across the country people are cancelling long-planned trips.
I just heard from a Canadian travel agent who is telling her customers she won't book trips to the United States.
Canada
The boycott is strong.
Canada #strongasfuck
We don't bend.
We don't break.
February 13, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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February 16, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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This is probably the most accurate take.
February 15, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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Sorry, but I’m unfollowing you, @axios.com. If you want me back, you know what to do.
February 16, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Ok well I guess it's time to finally watch The Handmaid's Tale so I can learn about what's coming in the next few years.

@margaretatwood.bsky.social was right about everything.
February 16, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Not Daniel having a blind sister 😭 Please remain wholesome, sir #LoveIsBlind
February 14, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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I don’t know about you, but I’ve waited all my life to read the words “Kennedy Center presents ‘Death of a Salesman’ starring Scott Baio.”
February 13, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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So how long do you think it will take for the Kennedy Center board to rename it the Donald J. Trump Center for the Performing Arts?
February 12, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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The Kennedy Center presents Othello, starring Kevin Sorbo.
February 13, 2025 at 3:08 PM
If you're Ontarian or Canadian and care about our homeless population, please sign this petition asking the TO City Council to stop being heartless ghouls and let Tiny Tiny Homes continue to do amazing work for our most vulnerable population.

chng.it/Rx7mmsZbYR
February 13, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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I need your help, I need to build a following quickly. Going to be a big announcement coming later today and I need as much support as possible! Especially from people in #Kentucky

Please amplify!!!
a dog and a kitten are walking on a sidewalk with the words happy pily written on the bottom
Alt: a dog and a kitten are walking on a sidewalk with the words happy pily written on the bottom
media.tenor.com
February 6, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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Donald Trump, Jr., Eric Trump, and Ivanka Trump have never been hired for their abilities or on merit.

It's always been because they have a rich Daddy, which is also how their own father "qualified" for all of his first jobs.
January 31, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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Fourteen hours before the crash. 👇
January 30, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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My MAGA Uncle Timmy in Virginia has been fighting with Verizon for the past week because the last time I visited I blocked Fox and Newsmax on his cable box and didn’t tell him.
January 31, 2025 at 8:14 AM