it's charloh! (it/its)
@charloh.online
hello we are char and Shiloh from online of the internet. plural, nonbinary, disabled, depressed. brave little toaster. will post about drinking and being sad. will also yell about the seattle kraken. 40 or something like it. acab.
ALEX WENNBERG oh right he's on the other team now
1-1 right at the end of the first
and Murray leaves the game, apparently injured.
1-1 right at the end of the first
and Murray leaves the game, apparently injured.
November 16, 2025 at 3:45 AM
ALEX WENNBERG oh right he's on the other team now
1-1 right at the end of the first
and Murray leaves the game, apparently injured.
1-1 right at the end of the first
and Murray leaves the game, apparently injured.
time for HOCKEY #LetsGetKraken
We're watching the enemy broadcast tonight bc we're in the Sharks area
We're watching the enemy broadcast tonight bc we're in the Sharks area
November 16, 2025 at 3:04 AM
time for HOCKEY #LetsGetKraken
We're watching the enemy broadcast tonight bc we're in the Sharks area
We're watching the enemy broadcast tonight bc we're in the Sharks area
DQ3 update: we've reached the world below. the realm was briefly saved but now new horrors await. let's gooooooo
November 16, 2025 at 2:03 AM
DQ3 update: we've reached the world below. the realm was briefly saved but now new horrors await. let's gooooooo
we go to bed now
goodnight bsky
goodnight bsky
November 15, 2025 at 9:17 AM
we go to bed now
goodnight bsky
goodnight bsky
we like what James Gunn is doing for the DCU but if he prevents us from getting more Suicide Squad Isekai we will [redacted] him in the [removed for good taste]
November 15, 2025 at 8:59 AM
we like what James Gunn is doing for the DCU but if he prevents us from getting more Suicide Squad Isekai we will [redacted] him in the [removed for good taste]
every citizen of a civilized country souls be able to survive on the stipend granted them by said government
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 15, 2025 at 8:53 AM
every citizen of a civilized country souls be able to survive on the stipend granted them by said government
*notification ding* your dasher is waiting for your order
*notification ding* message from your dasher: waiting for your order
*notification ding* your dasher is at the restaurant waiting for your order
*notification ding* message from your dasher: waiting for your order
*notification ding* your dasher is at the restaurant waiting for your order
November 15, 2025 at 8:51 AM
*notification ding* your dasher is waiting for your order
*notification ding* message from your dasher: waiting for your order
*notification ding* your dasher is at the restaurant waiting for your order
*notification ding* message from your dasher: waiting for your order
*notification ding* your dasher is at the restaurant waiting for your order
we order an pizza
November 15, 2025 at 8:34 AM
we order an pizza
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Thank you to everyone who writes or makes art or music.
Y'all are my favorite people
Y'all are my favorite people
November 15, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Thank you to everyone who writes or makes art or music.
Y'all are my favorite people
Y'all are my favorite people
the fact that this man is younger than us is genuinely insulting to both of us
why are all these evil men so DROOPY
i have a literal collagen disorder and i’m not this droopy
this is Bill Pulte, the 50-year-mortgage dude and the guy who keeps pulling the mortgage docs of Trump's enemies. HE’S 37 YEARS OLD
i have a literal collagen disorder and i’m not this droopy
this is Bill Pulte, the 50-year-mortgage dude and the guy who keeps pulling the mortgage docs of Trump's enemies. HE’S 37 YEARS OLD
November 15, 2025 at 8:27 AM
the fact that this man is younger than us is genuinely insulting to both of us
still thinking about this bc "what happened when he went through the door" is literally a whole different book, which we will be digging into in the morning
is funny how we recall all of these characters but none of the plot
is funny how we recall all of these characters but none of the plot
we finished reading War of the Twins today and wow that's a lot of story that effectively boils down to "one time, there was a guy who REALLY wanted to go through a certain door, and then he did."
November 15, 2025 at 8:25 AM
still thinking about this bc "what happened when he went through the door" is literally a whole different book, which we will be digging into in the morning
is funny how we recall all of these characters but none of the plot
is funny how we recall all of these characters but none of the plot
once upon a time we drank mulled wine that was mixed with blood from 5 donors
it might have been more than one time
it might have been more than one time
November 15, 2025 at 8:16 AM
once upon a time we drank mulled wine that was mixed with blood from 5 donors
it might have been more than one time
it might have been more than one time
boobs is boobs, I always said
November 15, 2025 at 8:14 AM
boobs is boobs, I always said
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any body can be a dad bod if you wear cargo shorts
November 15, 2025 at 8:12 AM
any body can be a dad bod if you wear cargo shorts
we've been rewatching Metalocalypse and goddamnit Brendan Smalls is a fucking genius of both comedy and music and we will brook no argument
also the funniest Personal Life section wiki ever? that [citation needed] is killing us
also the funniest Personal Life section wiki ever? that [citation needed] is killing us
![Personal life
Small currently resides in Los Angeles.[27] He had a dog named Ernie (a Weimaraner) that died in January 2014.[28] He has since gotten a new dog named Gilda, also a Weimaraner.[citation needed]
Small is of Lithuanian descent.[29] Small married interior designer Courtney Bates in 2014.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:dbdk7mgiyux6ow6ysbbwucy4/bafkreibkm6ezkfnxocbwmrcg2wi6w3xzt5cqd56nfpeom63dvv476bqla4@jpeg)
November 15, 2025 at 7:53 AM
we've been rewatching Metalocalypse and goddamnit Brendan Smalls is a fucking genius of both comedy and music and we will brook no argument
also the funniest Personal Life section wiki ever? that [citation needed] is killing us
also the funniest Personal Life section wiki ever? that [citation needed] is killing us
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dildos across america where every dildo stands side by side holding hands
November 15, 2025 at 7:48 AM
dildos across america where every dildo stands side by side holding hands
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i am incredibly grateful for alice wong
November 15, 2025 at 7:44 AM
i am incredibly grateful for alice wong
wait is Tim Robinson just the new Jerry Seinfeld where the whole point is some unlikeable asshole also isn't funny
November 15, 2025 at 7:33 AM
wait is Tim Robinson just the new Jerry Seinfeld where the whole point is some unlikeable asshole also isn't funny
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In the last chapter of Alice’s memoir, “Year of the Tiger,” she wrote her own future obituary.
The wonderful “oracle, storyteller, cyborg, trouble-maker, activist, night owl” we loved so much closed it with:
“Enjoy all of Alice’s good shit, and may you create some good shit as well.”
The wonderful “oracle, storyteller, cyborg, trouble-maker, activist, night owl” we loved so much closed it with:
“Enjoy all of Alice’s good shit, and may you create some good shit as well.”
November 15, 2025 at 7:27 AM
In the last chapter of Alice’s memoir, “Year of the Tiger,” she wrote her own future obituary.
The wonderful “oracle, storyteller, cyborg, trouble-maker, activist, night owl” we loved so much closed it with:
“Enjoy all of Alice’s good shit, and may you create some good shit as well.”
The wonderful “oracle, storyteller, cyborg, trouble-maker, activist, night owl” we loved so much closed it with:
“Enjoy all of Alice’s good shit, and may you create some good shit as well.”
hey have any of you watched the Keanu angel movie bc we're interested but also trepidatious so we wanna know if it's good
November 15, 2025 at 7:31 AM
hey have any of you watched the Keanu angel movie bc we're interested but also trepidatious so we wanna know if it's good
charloh lore drop! after we got on bsky we got a lot more flippant about what we posted on Twitter
and the past that got us a permanent ban there was song lyrics! they were more violent than the ones Sarah posted tbf but still
and the past that got us a permanent ban there was song lyrics! they were more violent than the ones Sarah posted tbf but still
"bluesky will suspend you for anything vaguely resembling a death threat" is maybe the single most consistent moderation policy they have I don't know why anyone is surprised by this one
yes, even if it's a reference to song lyrics
yes, even if it's a reference to song lyrics
The account owner of @sarahkendzior.bsky.social was suspended for 72 hours for expressing a desire to shoot the author of an article. The post, made 11/10, stated: "I want to shoot the author of this article just to watch him die." 1/2
November 15, 2025 at 7:15 AM
charloh lore drop! after we got on bsky we got a lot more flippant about what we posted on Twitter
and the past that got us a permanent ban there was song lyrics! they were more violent than the ones Sarah posted tbf but still
and the past that got us a permanent ban there was song lyrics! they were more violent than the ones Sarah posted tbf but still
we want to make sure y'all understand this is not a joke. we do not like christmas movies as a genre and we aren't really into the holiday itself but we absolutely love this very stupid film and we WILL be watching it at least once this season and we WILL be live skeeting that experience
this year we are committed to a rewatch of the only Christmas movie that matters
that's right
Hot Frosty
that's right
Hot Frosty
November 15, 2025 at 7:07 AM
we want to make sure y'all understand this is not a joke. we do not like christmas movies as a genre and we aren't really into the holiday itself but we absolutely love this very stupid film and we WILL be watching it at least once this season and we WILL be live skeeting that experience
we just left the room to grab a beer
Coheed was playing as we exited
We came back to a fucking Journey cover by Daughtry?
before that was Dropkick Murphys
YouTube is more drunk than we are and we are trying to catch up
Coheed was playing as we exited
We came back to a fucking Journey cover by Daughtry?
before that was Dropkick Murphys
YouTube is more drunk than we are and we are trying to catch up
November 15, 2025 at 6:59 AM
we just left the room to grab a beer
Coheed was playing as we exited
We came back to a fucking Journey cover by Daughtry?
before that was Dropkick Murphys
YouTube is more drunk than we are and we are trying to catch up
Coheed was playing as we exited
We came back to a fucking Journey cover by Daughtry?
before that was Dropkick Murphys
YouTube is more drunk than we are and we are trying to catch up
this year we are committed to a rewatch of the only Christmas movie that matters
that's right
Hot Frosty
that's right
Hot Frosty
November 15, 2025 at 6:50 AM
this year we are committed to a rewatch of the only Christmas movie that matters
that's right
Hot Frosty
that's right
Hot Frosty