Champagne
@champagne.blue
I am Champagne.
My first language is Sarcasm.
My first language is Sarcasm.
Mom!?
January 27, 2026 at 2:25 PM
Mom!?
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Trump Administration LIES
Well, the regime, via Kash Patel, lies again. Ryan Wedding turned himself into the United States embassy in Mexico City.
#USDemocracy
#USDemocracy
January 27, 2026 at 1:50 PM
Trump Administration LIES
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Once upon a time in Nazi occupied Maine…
ICE thugs from Arkansas thought they could drop their masks and hit the bars.
ICE thugs from Arkansas thought they could drop their masks and hit the bars.
January 27, 2026 at 8:20 AM
Once upon a time in Nazi occupied Maine…
ICE thugs from Arkansas thought they could drop their masks and hit the bars.
ICE thugs from Arkansas thought they could drop their masks and hit the bars.
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😭😭😭😭😭😭
What did Ron Funches think of the way Michael Rapaport eats food?
Hard-hitting journalism from @daviddennisjr.bsky.social & @minakimes.bsky.social
Hard-hitting journalism from @daviddennisjr.bsky.social & @minakimes.bsky.social
January 26, 2026 at 11:37 PM
😭😭😭😭😭😭
Does Bovino's SS coat get passed on to the next ... whatever his stupid title is?
January 27, 2026 at 12:58 AM
Does Bovino's SS coat get passed on to the next ... whatever his stupid title is?
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What if they've stopped reading Rowling BECAUSE they're in love with liberalism?
What if they actually BELIEVE that "It is our choices, Harry, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities."
What if they in fact KNOW that "It matters not what someone is born, but what they grow to be."
What if they actually BELIEVE that "It is our choices, Harry, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities."
What if they in fact KNOW that "It matters not what someone is born, but what they grow to be."
January 26, 2026 at 9:34 PM
What if they've stopped reading Rowling BECAUSE they're in love with liberalism?
What if they actually BELIEVE that "It is our choices, Harry, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities."
What if they in fact KNOW that "It matters not what someone is born, but what they grow to be."
What if they actually BELIEVE that "It is our choices, Harry, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities."
What if they in fact KNOW that "It matters not what someone is born, but what they grow to be."
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Is there any joy more pure than a dog in the snow
January 26, 2026 at 4:45 AM
Is there any joy more pure than a dog in the snow
I didn’t text much during the game. But, as soon as those lines popped up on the screen, I text my buddy how much I hated them. Terrible.
Reminded me of the blue halo around the puck the NHL tried back in the day.
Reminded me of the blue halo around the puck the NHL tried back in the day.
January 26, 2026 at 1:38 AM
I didn’t text much during the game. But, as soon as those lines popped up on the screen, I text my buddy how much I hated them. Terrible.
Reminded me of the blue halo around the puck the NHL tried back in the day.
Reminded me of the blue halo around the puck the NHL tried back in the day.
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January 26, 2026 at 1:03 AM
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WE'RE GOING TO THE SUPERBOWL!!!!!!!!!!
January 25, 2026 at 11:06 PM
WE'RE GOING TO THE SUPERBOWL!!!!!!!!!!
Let’s freaking go!
January 25, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Let’s freaking go!
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For everybody who's cooking today in advance of the storm: Here's the truth about carmelizing onions, which is that cookbooks lie about carmelizing onions. "In truth, the best time to carmelize onions is yesterday."
A classic by @tomscocca.bsky.social slate.com/human-intere...
A classic by @tomscocca.bsky.social slate.com/human-intere...
Why Do Recipe Writers Lie About How Long It Takes To Caramelize Onions?
Browning onions is a matter of patience. My own patience ran out earlier this year while leafing through the New York Times food section. There, in the...
slate.com
January 24, 2026 at 12:02 PM
For everybody who's cooking today in advance of the storm: Here's the truth about carmelizing onions, which is that cookbooks lie about carmelizing onions. "In truth, the best time to carmelize onions is yesterday."
A classic by @tomscocca.bsky.social slate.com/human-intere...
A classic by @tomscocca.bsky.social slate.com/human-intere...
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bad situation:
I’m angry at congress but I don’t own any corporations and therefore cannot be listened to.
I’m angry at congress but I don’t own any corporations and therefore cannot be listened to.
January 23, 2026 at 5:19 PM
bad situation:
I’m angry at congress but I don’t own any corporations and therefore cannot be listened to.
I’m angry at congress but I don’t own any corporations and therefore cannot be listened to.
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Something I have repeatedly been saying to my friends in Massachusetts is: Look at all the people fighting in Minnesota. If you're inspired by them (which you should be) then *now* is the time to get ready to protect Massachusetts. Involvement is empowerment. Doom is surrender.
I’m watching friends succumb to doom watching what’s happening in Minnesota and I want to shake them and scream “Can’t you see the people organizing? Can’t you see them winning?”. Doom is a warm blanket of helplessness that keeps you from the fight.
doom is cope, everybody's saying it
January 23, 2026 at 2:27 PM
Something I have repeatedly been saying to my friends in Massachusetts is: Look at all the people fighting in Minnesota. If you're inspired by them (which you should be) then *now* is the time to get ready to protect Massachusetts. Involvement is empowerment. Doom is surrender.
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Hole - Miss World
YouTube video by HoleVEVO
youtu.be
January 22, 2026 at 10:19 PM
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Do you appreciate @nws.noaa.gov's posts on Bluesky?
Did you know that this account is a pilot program that may or may not be continued and even expanded to NWS field offices?
NWS is soliciting comments here! www.surveymonkey.com/r/PrototypeN...
Press release:
www.weather.gov/media/notifi...
Did you know that this account is a pilot program that may or may not be continued and even expanded to NWS field offices?
NWS is soliciting comments here! www.surveymonkey.com/r/PrototypeN...
Press release:
www.weather.gov/media/notifi...
⚠️~132 million: Number of people under alerts for snow, sleet, & freezing rain.
A large, long-duration winter storm is expected to bring widespread heavy snow, sleet, & freezing rain from the Southern Rockies & Plains beginning Friday (Jan. 23), spreading eastward toward New England this weekend.
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A large, long-duration winter storm is expected to bring widespread heavy snow, sleet, & freezing rain from the Southern Rockies & Plains beginning Friday (Jan. 23), spreading eastward toward New England this weekend.
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January 22, 2026 at 7:53 PM
Do you appreciate @nws.noaa.gov's posts on Bluesky?
Did you know that this account is a pilot program that may or may not be continued and even expanded to NWS field offices?
NWS is soliciting comments here! www.surveymonkey.com/r/PrototypeN...
Press release:
www.weather.gov/media/notifi...
Did you know that this account is a pilot program that may or may not be continued and even expanded to NWS field offices?
NWS is soliciting comments here! www.surveymonkey.com/r/PrototypeN...
Press release:
www.weather.gov/media/notifi...
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The prophecy is becoming real
January 22, 2026 at 3:16 PM
The prophecy is becoming real
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Good morning BlueSky, here’s my #SongOfTheDay. Duran Duran / Hungry Like the Wolf
#Music 🎧 #Pop #80s
music.apple.com/us/album/hun...
#Music 🎧 #Pop #80s
music.apple.com/us/album/hun...
Hungry Like the Wolf (2001 Remastered Version) by Duran Duran on Apple Music
Song · 1982 · Duration 3:41
music.apple.com
January 21, 2026 at 12:31 PM
Good morning BlueSky, here’s my #SongOfTheDay. Duran Duran / Hungry Like the Wolf
#Music 🎧 #Pop #80s
music.apple.com/us/album/hun...
#Music 🎧 #Pop #80s
music.apple.com/us/album/hun...
New— An American citizen boarding flight from Boston to Lisbon just now told me after showing boarding pass, every passenger stopped on jetway by two ICE agents demanding to take their photo. When passenger asked why, ICE threatened to detain them. If they said no photo, couldn't board/TBD detained.
January 20, 2026 at 11:42 PM
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This is tremendous, and another reason why NFL Films remains the best at what they do.
Via NFL films, this was the Maye bomb to unreal Boutte one handed catch. (and the correct choice of score)
January 20, 2026 at 12:42 PM
This is tremendous, and another reason why NFL Films remains the best at what they do.
Every once in a while, Winter decides to flex.
January 19, 2026 at 4:48 PM
Every once in a while, Winter decides to flex.