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Reminiscing about the days on Bluesky before the app had gifs when we just had to type "white guy blinking dot gif" and assume everybody else was picturing the right one
November 24, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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You have to keep giving money to avoid collapse and if there’s collapse you have to give more money. It’s called the free market.
November 24, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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good work guys you picked a fight in which Dems can stand up out of their permanent defensive crouch and go “our guy is a fucking astronaut and you’re an alcoholic tv host”
Gallego to Hegseth: "You will never ever be half the man that Sen. Kelly is. You, sir, are a coward. And the fact that you are following this order from the president shows how big of a coward you are. I can't wait until you are no longer the secretary of defense."
November 24, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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I do appreciate that they've completely dropped the pretense.
Rep. Salazar on Venezuela: "We're about to go in ... we need to go in ... Venezuela for the American oil companies will be a field day"
November 24, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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incidentally, this is precisely what everybody said would happen with robotaxis, huge numbers of empty vehicles clogging up streets.
Waymo privatized another public street:

Chanel approaching 4th, San Francisco

Possibly queued for a Billie Eilish show at Chase Center ~half mile away.

The light rail train on 4th seen passing in front of this roboherd has more passenger capacity than all of them combined.

OP: .tiktok.renaspam18
November 24, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Oh, good, further destroy online revenue models. I'm sure OpenAI won't use its own affiliate codes, either, to make money on this. Surely not.

www.zdnet.com/article/chat...
ChatGPT's new shopping research tool is fast, fun, and free - but can it out-shop me?
Just in time for the holiday shopping season, OpenAI has introduced a new tool that it hopes will help you find just what you're looking for.
www.zdnet.com
November 24, 2025 at 8:18 PM
The Great Khan knows Star Wars.
haven’t seen ROS or Solo but this seems like a pretty ball-knowing list from Pritzker, particularly if he volunteered the name “Star Wars” rather than “A New Hope”
November 24, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Like an Omelas situation.
if elon just hired an Inverse Jester (guy hired to listen to his jokes and pretend they're funny) we could solve every problem except how to keep the inverse jester from killing himself
November 24, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Honor deez nutz, Mister Secretary.
Duffy on his demand that air travelers not wear slippers or pajamas: "It honors our country ... don't take your shoes off and put your feet on the chair ahead of you"
November 24, 2025 at 7:49 PM
My 'Not Enron' memo has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my memo.
In the memo, “Nvidia also responds to claims that the ‘current situation is analogous to historical accounting frauds (Enron, WorldCom, Lucent) that featured vendor financing and SPVs [special purpose vehicles.)’”

@barrons.com $NVDA
@firstadopter.bsky.social
www.barrons.com/articles/nvi...
November 24, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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I can't believe I'm losing followers just because my posts are "bad" and people find me "unpleasant to interact with" this must be because of a mysterious algorithm
November 24, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I want to go ask these people some questions about their life choices and what they think they are accomplishing with the "No Elon" sticker on a brand new Tesla.
BREAKING: The New Y now has a No Elon sticker.
You guys will love this.

Older Model Y with No Elon sticker and Make This Car Less Embarrassing sticker.

Parked next to it on the driveway: A new Model Y.
November 24, 2025 at 5:34 PM
November 24, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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Excuse Me While I Felch

A floozy newsie named Nuzzi got all boozy and told RFK Twosie he could suck something oozy from where she goes number twosie. The mere thought makes me woozy.

by Maureen Dowd
November 24, 2025 at 4:36 PM
First Hallmark ornament I ever received.
It's that time of year again to remind you that Hallmark featured a cute lil holiday commercial with Rihannsu 🖤🖤
Hallmark "Romulan Warbird" Star Trek Ornament Commercial (1995)
YouTube video by TrekCore
youtu.be
November 24, 2025 at 4:12 PM
If we survive all of this, Jake Tapper's too late book is going to be lit.
This is a new and dire development in the ongoing American constitutional crisis. The voters, Congress, and, yes, the U.S. military must all now be more vigilant than at any time in our modern history.

www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...
The President Is Losing Control of Himself
Donald Trump’s outbursts on social media this week were different than usual.
www.theatlantic.com
November 24, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I had an excellent time talking with Craig and Sam about the news of the week. I also suggest at one point automakers adopt a feature from the old IBM ThinkPads, just in case you thought I was out of touch with the youths.

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November 23, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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Updated to fill in those sections I left as stubs before.

Added a few new ones too.

Hand this to folks who don't know where to start.

Argue with me over the parts you don't like.

privacy-nowadays.org
Privacy Nowadays
Get big tech, big government, and randos out of your business
privacy-nowadays.org
November 23, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Whether or not you think you're right or not, going to the public days of an auto show and pulling apart a car for the clicks makes you a douchebag.

Get media credentials, go during press day, and ask the brand about their build quality. Document that. Do real journalism.
November 23, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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texts @leecee57.bsky.social sends me, almost-choked-on-my-coffee edition
November 23, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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November 23, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Instead of Software Defined Vehicles (SDVs), how about we build Hardware Defined Vehicles (HDVs)?
November 23, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Are the Sunday Scaries supposed to start as soon as you wake up on Sunday?
November 23, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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They planned to force him to crash or shoot him for recording their crimes. They then accused him of assaulting them. www.charlotteobserver.com/news/local/c...
ICE video shows officers planned to ‘smash’ into Charlotte man filming Border Patrol
Immigration agents had a 12-pack of Modelos in their car while making arrests, Miguel Angel Garcia Martinez told investigators.
www.charlotteobserver.com
November 22, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Then we’ll be told it never existed.
What an, um, efficient statement www.reuters.com/world/us/dog...
November 23, 2025 at 2:33 PM