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He/him. Masking, testing, vaxxing, distancing. Raising a pup. Born at 343ppm CO2. Labels on your account: Kineticist from bskyttrpg.bsky.social because "nerd shit" is fun

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Santa 40 hands @bennettelder.net · Feb 12

Same. I follow who I want to see but please, nobody ever feel like following back should be your first choice. I contain multitudes. Frustrating, sometimes horrible, annoying multitudes. Wish I could pin this.

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Santa 40 hands @bennettelder.net · 5h

I'm supposed to guard Clark? That's fine. Everything is fine. Win by 7.

I'm supposed to guard Vandersloot??? Fuck. Fuck this game. Oh fuck.

Santa 40 hands @bennettelder.net · 5h

Why the fuck is Florida trying to get teachers to take an oath of enlistment worded like they're soldiers?

FL house bill 147

Santa 40 hands @bennettelder.net · 7h

Heart, Floyd, Quiet Riot, Bush

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Santa 40 hands @bennettelder.net · 9h

Tired: watching terminator

Wired: please subscribe

Mired: but like what if we prepare for the terminators and also learn a new language

Santa 40 hands @bennettelder.net · 11h

I guess, any platform?

Santa 40 hands @bennettelder.net · 11h

Anyone on ps5 doing shooters? Want to team up?

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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 19h

This is very well written and extremely troubling and you should take some time to read it.

em cassel @biketrouble.bsky.social · 20h

"enjoyed" is not exactly the right word, but i did... devour this piece by @usefulnoise.bsky.social, who spent a day at the big christian MAHA convention in alexandria this weekend:

What I Saw at This Weekend’s Minnesota MAHA Fest Scared the Hell out of Me - Racket

Over 1,000 Christian opponents of modern medicine descended on Alexandria, MN, to testify that drugs, doctors, and Satan were making us all sick at the 7th annual Freedom Summit.

racketmn.com

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Santa 40 hands @bennettelder.net · 19h

Just saw the word "persevere" on an intranet and I feel like with the current political climate that title could say "suck it up, buttercup" by next year.

Real Is this good for the company Initech energy.

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Santa 40 hands @bennettelder.net · Jun 23

Are we at the hangers sitting dripped in oil crying freedom part again yet?

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Santa 40 hands @bennettelder.net · 1d

I've been trying to figure that out all day.

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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 1d

WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SEND THE POOR?!

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Santa 40 hands @bennettelder.net · 1d

Sounds like the comedy show is probably BYOB.

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Santa 40 hands @bennettelder.net · 1d

Reminded me of this:
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Santa 40 hands @bennettelder.net · Jun 9

Alt: Live Air 7 Downtown LA 8:12pm.
Chief Jim McDonnell LAPD speaks about professionalism and keeping everyone safe as a news camera captures mounted officers harassing someone on the ground in a defensive position with 1000lb animals.

It's from ABC7's youtube: www.youtube.com/watch?v=HH7D...

Santa 40 hands @bennettelder.net · 1d

Saru gif, for the prey working in a stressful job mention.

Santa 40 hands @bennettelder.net · 1d

Honestly I'd rather fund JPL than the fucking genAI buildouts.

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Santa 40 hands @bennettelder.net · 1d

Hangers sitting dripped in oil, crying freedom!
Handed to obsoletion.
Still you feed us lies from the tablecloth.

Santa 40 hands @bennettelder.net · 1d

That was red bull though.

Santa 40 hands @bennettelder.net · 1d

That part sounds even more horrifying. Open chats from everyone who clicks the shared link?

They didn't think through that feature at all.

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Santa 40 hands @bennettelder.net · 1d

I think it's just a kind of cookware brand and they got really out of hand.

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Pjörk @nicoleconlan.bsky.social · 1d

The Onion: GOP Maintains Solid Hold On Youth That Already Look Like Old Men

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evacide @evacide.bsky.social · 1d

"Starting in December 2024, the researchers began contacting the affected telecoms. T-Mobile responded by encrypting its satellite transmissions within weeks, but responses from other cell carriers were mixed."

Everything is cool and normal.

www.wired.com/story/satell...

Satellites Are Leaking the World’s Secrets: Calls, Texts, Military and Corporate Data

With just $800 in basic equipment, researchers found a stunning variety of data—including thousands of T-Mobile users’ calls and texts and even US military communications—sent by satellites unencrypte...

www.wired.com

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Santa 40 hands @bennettelder.net · 1d

What if cybertruck sales are flatlining because ice hired all those folks to drive altimas and tahoes?

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Santa 40 hands @bennettelder.net · 1d

I'm just surprised they mentioned it with how loud the coffee machines get. I figured that was a normal expectation of a coffee shop. Peace then intense grinding. Then peace.

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Barry Dorrans @blowdart.me · 1d

It's Patch Tuesday and ASP.NET Core has a doozy, with a CVSS score of 9.9, our highest ever. Let's examine why.

The bug enables http request smuggling, which on its own for ASP.NET Core would be nowhere near that high, but that's not how we rate things...

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Microsoft Security Advisory CVE-2025-55315: .NET Security Feature Bypass Vulnerability · Issue #371 · dotnet/announcements

Microsoft Security Advisory CVE-2025-55315: .NET Security Feature Bypass Vulnerability Executive summary Microsoft is releasing this security advisory to provide information about a vulnerability i...

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Santa 40 hands @bennettelder.net · 1d

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