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CisHet Billionaire
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He/him. Masking, testing, vaxxing, distancing. Raising a pup.

Born at 343ppm CO2.

Labels on your account: Kineticist from bskyttrpg.bsky.social because "nerd shit" is fun
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epic handshake meme where two boxers (Black one on left wearing a white t-shirt, white one on right wearing a red t-shirt) clasp hands and curl their arms around each other like a candy cane. Text on left says apple enthusiasts. Text on right says Airbus A320s. Text where their hands meet says watching for sunflares.
November 29, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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Found an old pic of us playing football at work.

Lol me with a beard. What a funny thought.
4 Dudes in t-shirts and shorts huddling for flag football in the grass lawn of a building that has trucks and docks in the background. A 5th dude stands away from the huddle waiting.
November 26, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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Today in no fucking shit, bro.

Interaction limited is already the default for me. You think I don't know about that feature?
A popup message on the updated reply limiting selector on the message compose dialog that says Psst! You can edit who can interact with this post.
November 25, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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"You'll be visited by three spirits."

The three spirits:
Dominique Tipper, David Strathairn, and Cara Gee dressed as their characters in The Expanse
November 25, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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Everybody's going to the party.
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A robot or a fascist soldier in a helmet that looks like a motocross racing helmet with glowing all caps letters that say buy where the eyes should be. The scene is black and white.
November 25, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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Good morning, landlubbers!

You know, I'm something of a landlubber myself.
Willem Dafoe in a suit in front of a street of cars and a park and buildings. Text caption says you know I'm something of a scientist myself.
November 23, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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A slice of sloppy, cheap, cheese pizza with m&ms on it.
November 22, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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I've peaked. Nowhere to go but down from here. I didn't think anyone would see my misuse of regional dialect.
a bluesky notification that says Pope of Chili Town liked your post 25 seconds ago. the post: omg that's a poast not a profile? yikes-a-rooni. PoCT's hat is orange with a clock on it and says time for chili.
November 22, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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James Bond reading a magazine article about Gustav Graves titled "King of Diamonds" and subtitled "The fast-living, sky-diving, car-racing, rapier-wielding gem tycoon tells Gregg Wilson why he'll sleep when he's dead". It has a picture of him looking menacingly at the camera wearing a fencing outfit.
November 21, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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If you see this post your getaway vehicle.
A blueish gray Prius with the rear bumper exposed parked in a parking space. The rear bumper has a water can, an Alaska license plate, and a propane cylinder attached to it. Mounted to the hatch is a spare tire with a cover that says go outside worst case a bear kills you. There are trees, mountains, and a sunrise on that cover.
November 21, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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Wail til you see Newsom's new campaign poster.

Scroll down.
The character “The Corinthian” from The Sandman, who has mouths instead of eyes made from big smiles like his mouth.
November 20, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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In case folks need it today.
Sherman with a quote bubble.
November 18, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.

Lololol I saved that like this morning.
Tim Curry in a grey suit with a red tie and glowing gold shoulder bars. He's looking upward and saying the word space like no person on Earth ever has.
November 16, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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I should call them. Haven't seen those upconverters in so long.
(3) 60ft satellite dishes on their high multi-story bases. I think it's the AN/FSC-78s from Sunnyvale.
November 15, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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Every time I think about falling rockets...
Twitter fail whale graphic (birds trying to carry a whale with strings) with belly flopping Starship superimposed over top of the whale.
November 13, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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If you don't know how to get started porting your number off google voice then I'm here to answer questions. DM, zoom, whatever it takes. The regular telephone system isn't secure in general but letting that company directly into those conversations and that 2fa activity is like chum in the water.
Quint from the movie Jaws crushing a beer can. He's a white guy with a mustache, sideburns, an old grey hat, and a faded green coat overtop a blue button down shirt.
November 13, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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Photoshopped image of Wednesday from Addams Family with the face of singer The Weeknd with subtitle "When you thought it was the weekend but it's only Wednesday"
November 12, 2025 at 12:51 PM
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I am so happy it's here in time.

Happy Veteran's Day, everybody!
A green shirt, possibly olive green, that says veteran above a drawing of a purple heart medal but there's an s on the medal that looks like a subway logo. Below that is white text that says I could smell the onions & mustard.
November 11, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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Am I doing the flannel forearm thing correctly?
A white man with dark hair rolled up the sleeve on a run of the mill red and black plaid flannel shirt and took a picture of his forearm placed across a newspaper that's laying on a maroon leather chair. It's the WSJ from May 2024 that says Trump Convicted.
November 10, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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funny thing is I thought the most recent new movie she was in was Americana because amazon is telling people it came out in 2024 or 2025 depending which part of the UI you look at and they keep pushing it in the In-theater movies and more section right next to theater and new to dvd / streaming.
A screenshot showing amazon prime telling customers that the movie americana is from 2025 on the movie page but 2024 in the browser web page title despite it coming out in 2023 per imdb and wikipedia.
November 10, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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I'd love to talk about contributing factors but this really is the root cause single point of failure.
A chrome plastic toilet flush handle showing where it sheared off the white plastic rod that it was glued to. The square white plastic nut is still on the rod threads. They are reverse threads. Background is a fresh cardboard box.
November 9, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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Gather 'round for an unsolicited story about the Fluidmaster 550DFRK-3 DuoFlush Complete Fill and Dual Flush Conversion System.
A blue, grey, and black toilet flush system with a chrome flush handle. The floater slides up and down on a pole and the flapper has been replaced by a cylinder the width of the flapper opening that actuates a flapper inside of it and has a hole on the left and right side. Picture is this assortment of parts from a product listing.
November 9, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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Hey folks. 👋 What's going on?
Mamdani campaign sign generator but it says that great big hill of hope for a destination.
November 9, 2025 at 5:21 AM
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Sublime you say...
Mamdani campaign sign generator that says waiting at the liquor store for Ty ounces to freedom.
November 9, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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Hands down, this is the best sign I can ever remember.
Mamdani campaign sign generator that says breathe in for luck.
November 9, 2025 at 4:08 AM