CisHet Billionaire
@bennettelder.net
He/him. Masking, testing, vaxxing, distancing. Raising a pup.
Born at 343ppm CO2.
Labels on your account: Kineticist from bskyttrpg.bsky.social because "nerd shit" is fun
Born at 343ppm CO2.
Labels on your account: Kineticist from bskyttrpg.bsky.social because "nerd shit" is fun
also alliteration
December 4, 2025 at 5:03 AM
also alliteration
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the logic is sound.
December 4, 2025 at 3:55 AM
the logic is sound.
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Every year I feel that tweet about tech workers keeping only a printer connected to the Internet and a gun to shoot it if it makes a strange noise just a little bit harder.
December 4, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Every year I feel that tweet about tech workers keeping only a printer connected to the Internet and a gun to shoot it if it makes a strange noise just a little bit harder.
I knew there was a reason I received and ate a bag of Heksehyl today.
December 4, 2025 at 3:38 AM
I knew there was a reason I received and ate a bag of Heksehyl today.
got holsters full of mentos drops and an assault pack full of Katjes salty fish.
December 4, 2025 at 3:36 AM
got holsters full of mentos drops and an assault pack full of Katjes salty fish.
My exact words every day opening bluesky.
December 3, 2025 at 11:49 AM
My exact words every day opening bluesky.
That was me. I've been trying to reach you about your extended car warranty.
December 2, 2025 at 1:30 PM
That was me. I've been trying to reach you about your extended car warranty.
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also, annual reminder: fuck the foo fighters & especially dave grohl's bitch ass
I don't think I've ever talked on Bluesky about why I hate the Foo Fighters and Dave Grohl.
Don't read any further unless you're prepared for uncomfortable truths about the "Nicest Guy in Rock", and his very substantial body count & subsequent cover-up.
Don't read any further unless you're prepared for uncomfortable truths about the "Nicest Guy in Rock", and his very substantial body count & subsequent cover-up.
December 1, 2025 at 3:11 PM
also, annual reminder: fuck the foo fighters & especially dave grohl's bitch ass
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A populace less capable of complex thought is also appealing to authoritarians and would-be despots, and the tech industry has plenty of those.
December 1, 2025 at 10:12 PM
A populace less capable of complex thought is also appealing to authoritarians and would-be despots, and the tech industry has plenty of those.