a/k/a Craig Esherick's Mustache
@cesmustache.bsky.social
Non-practicing lawyer, lindy hopper, Cards, Wolverines, Spurs, USMNT, USWNT, Hoyas. He/him.
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ahahahahahahaha
also, @pablo.show @minakimes.bsky.social have small children, and that gum is months old and dried out (and therefore probably not germy at all anymore)
how could *this* possibly trigger post-poop gag reflexes?
ahahahahahahaha
also, @pablo.show @minakimes.bsky.social have small children, and that gum is months old and dried out (and therefore probably not germy at all anymore)
how could *this* possibly trigger post-poop gag reflexes?
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December 5, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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ahahahahahahaha
also, @pablo.show @minakimes.bsky.social have small children, and that gum is months old and dried out (and therefore probably not germy at all anymore)
how could *this* possibly trigger post-poop gag reflexes?
ahahahahahahaha
also, @pablo.show @minakimes.bsky.social have small children, and that gum is months old and dried out (and therefore probably not germy at all anymore)
how could *this* possibly trigger post-poop gag reflexes?
dammit
RIP, sir
RIP, sir
Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa, the actor who starred in the Mortal Kombat franchise and Amazon’s The Man in the High Castle television series, has died. He was 75.
Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa, ‘Mortal Kombat’ and ‘The Man in the High Castle’ Actor, Dies at 75
Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa, the actor who starred in the Mortal Kombat franchise and Amazon’s The Man in the High Castle television series, has died. He was 75.
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December 5, 2025 at 8:32 AM
dammit
RIP, sir
RIP, sir
good lord
In a truly mind boggling display of professional incompetence and discourtesy, the folks at Phillips & Cohen Associates of Wilmington, Delaware have launched themselves with rocketlike precision to the tippity tip tap top of my shit list. How did they do that? Strap in, I have a story to tell.
December 5, 2025 at 7:34 AM
good lord
oh no
Watching Mortal Kombat (1995) and pouring one out for Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa, RIP.
December 5, 2025 at 7:28 AM
oh no
at this point, I would bet money he's no longer physically capable of standing and talking for four hours straight
I give it six months before he’s donning a military uniform and giving four-hour speeches from balconies.
"The Donald Trump administration has changed which holidays qualify for free entrance to national parks, removing two holidays celebrating Black people and adding the president’s birthday."
December 5, 2025 at 5:33 AM
at this point, I would bet money he's no longer physically capable of standing and talking for four hours straight
Rick Santorum hates his name now
we will do the same thing to Brett
we will do the same thing to Brett
I wish there was a way they could sue Justice Kavanaugh.
Americans have been dragged, tackled, beaten, tased and shot by immigration agents.
They’ve had their necks kneeled on.
They’ve been held outside in the rain while in their underwear.
At least three citizens were pregnant when agents detained them.
They’ve had their necks kneeled on.
They’ve been held outside in the rain while in their underwear.
At least three citizens were pregnant when agents detained them.
December 5, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Rick Santorum hates his name now
we will do the same thing to Brett
we will do the same thing to Brett
fuck all the way off
Jeffries claims the charges against Cueller were "very thin" and says Trump's pardon was "exactly the right outcome"
December 3, 2025 at 9:08 PM
fuck all the way off
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UNC volleyball’s Jackie Taylor has found a way to embrace her father Sean Taylor’s legacy while carving her own path as well.
UNC volleyball's Jackie Taylor honors late father, NFL legend Sean Taylor
Jackie Taylor wears No. 21 for North Carolina. When she leaps for a ball and slams it to the ground, NFL fans remember a man she never met.
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December 3, 2025 at 6:26 PM
UNC volleyball’s Jackie Taylor has found a way to embrace her father Sean Taylor’s legacy while carving her own path as well.
HOLY SHIT
I hope someone draws this wonderful story about Tom Stoppard's Arcadia and the power of the arts to help us see things differently, to the attention of our Education Secretary. Do read it, it will lift your spirits.
December 3, 2025 at 7:11 AM
HOLY SHIT
oh boy
December 3, 2025 at 7:06 AM
oh boy
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There have been at least 19 murders in D.C. since Trump deployed the National Guard here in August. One was the murder of a Guard soldier less than a week ago.
December 2, 2025 at 5:45 PM
There have been at least 19 murders in D.C. since Trump deployed the National Guard here in August. One was the murder of a Guard soldier less than a week ago.
ahahahahaha
Glad Star Trek now exists in LEGO form so I can do dumb things such as recreate scenes like this. #iykyk #definitelyfuckedaghost #subrosa
December 3, 2025 at 6:50 AM
ahahahahaha
and what do you do when they happens?
you continue to run. the. damn. ball.
you continue to run. the. damn. ball.
Republicans should be winning districts like this without batting an eye. They had to call in Trump, Fox News, all of it. The beast is bleeding.
If Dems are competitive in a ruby red district in Tennessee and the response is anything but damn this Trump shit is unpopular I don’t know what to tell you
December 3, 2025 at 2:27 AM
and what do you do when they happens?
you continue to run. the. damn. ball.
you continue to run. the. damn. ball.
huh
After becoming a congressional leader, a politician’s stock portfolio beats out those of peers by 47 (!!!) percentage points a year through trades timed around bills and firms that later get government contracts
www.nber.org/papers/w34524
via @florianederer.bsky.social
www.nber.org/papers/w34524
via @florianederer.bsky.social
December 3, 2025 at 1:56 AM
huh
bahahahaha that punchline
Someone should show Musk this story so his head explodes xpressenglish.com/our-stories/...
Reunion (Arthur C. Clarke) – Full Text | shortsonline
we have a simple remedy for the ... genetic plague that afflicted so many ... you can rejoin the society of the universe without shame, without embarrassment.
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December 3, 2025 at 1:39 AM
bahahahaha that punchline
I'm sorry, *who* just flipped a 5 star from *whom*?
December 3, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I'm sorry, *who* just flipped a 5 star from *whom*?
December 2, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I guess this is me not getting soccer, since Lolo didn't have his arms wrapped and Burn is the one who jammed Lolo's head into his armpit
December 2, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I guess this is me not getting soccer, since Lolo didn't have his arms wrapped and Burn is the one who jammed Lolo's head into his armpit
yo do the people at Ole Miss hate Lane more than the people at LSU hate Kelly?
December 2, 2025 at 6:23 AM
yo do the people at Ole Miss hate Lane more than the people at LSU hate Kelly?
#rentalfamily was a gorgeous, lovely little movie
but seriously, the establishing shots made me fucking cackle
but seriously, the establishing shots made me fucking cackle
December 2, 2025 at 6:09 AM
#rentalfamily was a gorgeous, lovely little movie
but seriously, the establishing shots made me fucking cackle
but seriously, the establishing shots made me fucking cackle
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"Lane Kiffin had a dog just for PR purposes" is my Carl Hiaasen "I quit because Florida keeps making up real stories even I couldn't make up"
December 2, 2025 at 2:52 AM
"Lane Kiffin had a dog just for PR purposes" is my Carl Hiaasen "I quit because Florida keeps making up real stories even I couldn't make up"
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Armando Iannucci eat your heart out.
December 2, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Armando Iannucci eat your heart out.
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Younghoe Koo completely missed the ball and kicked the turf, Jaxson Dart can't believe it
December 2, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Younghoe Koo completely missed the ball and kicked the turf, Jaxson Dart can't believe it
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He looks like Cate Blanchett in Black Bag
December 1, 2025 at 11:00 PM
He looks like Cate Blanchett in Black Bag
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Ole Miss defensive tackle Jon Seaton with a TikTok referencing nobody in particular and is just a funny sketch.
December 2, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Ole Miss defensive tackle Jon Seaton with a TikTok referencing nobody in particular and is just a funny sketch.