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Jennifer K.
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Walks "like a 50s housewife on a mission to kill g-d." SATAN HAS ENOUGH ATTORNEYS, CHAD. She/her. Squad Mom/Aunt Aoife. Do not mistake my kindness for weakness. You may know me from elsewhere as GonzoPants.
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Contrast that with what The Oyster Man has done and...well...you see why I am skeptical.
A few years later, freshman or sophomore year, I came home and Little Mikey was in the kitchen, chatting with Mom, his new wife by his side.

He covered up the swastika with the flag of her home country, before she ever saw it, "because that's where my heart is now."
Little Mikey got out of jail when I was in 5th or 6th grade. Came over to the house. My mother kicked him out & told him if he ever showed up again she would "cut that fucking thing off [his] chest."

Little Mikey had gotten a VERY LARGE swastika tattoo on his chest, over his heart, while in prison.
Storytime, about an actual Nazi tattoo cover-up.

So my mom had these friends, Mike & Eileen. Eileen had a son from her first marriage, who we called "little Mikey," to distinguish him from his stepdad.

Little Mikey was 15?ish? years older than me. He went to prison for a little bit, late 80s.
Oh for fuck's fucking sake he got it covered with a Norse Ragnarok tattoo of Fenrisulfr devouring the world
PORTLAND, Maine (AP) — Maine Senate candidate Graham Platner tells AP he got a new tattoo to cover one seen as a Nazi symbol.
Not sure who I was confusing him with first thing in the morning, but the POINT is there were notable Jewish high-ranking Nazi officers, their Jewishness didn't erase their Nazi-ness, just as being Black & having an SS tattoo doesn't erase the fact that it's a Nazi tattoo.
Not sure who I was confusing him with first thing in the morning, but the POINT is there were notable Jewish high-ranking Nazi officers, their Jewishness didn't erase their Nazi-ness, just as being Black & having an SS tattoo doesn't erase the fact that it's a Nazi tattoo.
And Joseph Geobbels was Jewish. He was still a Nazi, bud. Sorry you have to grapple with this. I sincerely suggest therapy.
Alex says he doesn’t know anything about it. Soz.
I’ll ask my kid. He’s a senior over there. Wasn’t at the last counterprotest because he was at math club, lol
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Again, dismantling ICE and DHS is the moderate position. Even if you're a centrist squish who thinks strong, competent immigration enforcement is important, you can't have that with a rogue agency.
Latest: I wrote about the DHS Office of Public Affairs shameless lies about ICE arrests and all the times it's lied to me and other reporters lately.

DHS did not respond to my request for comment about all the lies it's told. reason.com/2025/10/22/h...
Homeland Security won't stop lying about who immigration enforcers are arresting
In case after case, Homeland Security's Public Affairs Office releases incorrect information about arrests carried out by federal immigration officers.
reason.com
None Nazi tattoo: left beef?
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I'll show myself out.
One of the feds who processed my arrest in 2020 had one of these fuckers around his elbow.
Speaking of tattoos, this ICE officer has an interesting one on his hand.

Part of some Norse paganism practices, rune circles are not always an indication the person is a Nazi, but they are sometimes part of crypto-Nazi symbology.
Because of you & Micah mentioning this, I looked at Italy, from whence my great-grandfather fled in Jan 1923. Turns out they USED TO have a process, and while it took years & cost thousands, it was possible. They changed the law in March of this year & nearly anyone who'd qualify doesn't anymore.
Italy toughens citizenship laws - how will this impact Jews? | The Jerusalem Post
The new law requires the individual to speak proficient Italian, have an Italian parent or grandparent and have spent three years in the country legally.
www.jpost.com
That's an 8-minute mile, which is the qualifying time for women & NB folks age 40-44 who want to run the Boston Marathon. Which is to say: kinda fast, actually.
Live your life such that when you slip into dementia, the people around you love you enough to take you out of the spotlight, care for you, unplug your stove, listen to your repeated stories, don't argue when you confuse them with another person.

No one loves this man & we're all paying the price.
Is there -- any context for this? Is there someone there who they actually call Darth Vader? If so, who? And if not, what is going on and just how much of his brain is now rancid tapioca and also will Darth Vader be dining with Hannibal Lecter in the new White House ballroom?
Trump: "We have Darth Vader. You know Darth Vader, right? Darth Vader is a man who is sitting -- is that Darth? Stand up please. Does everybody know -- they call him Darth Vader, I call him a fine man. But he's cutting Democrat priorities and they're never gonna get them back."
When my Nana's marbles were not so much lost as being ground to dust, she regularly thought I was my own mother, who was by then dead.

That was heartbreaking. This? Is just infuriating; NO ONE loves this man. We unplugged Nana's stove & didn't leave her alone for more than 8 hours at a time.
More proof that Cuomo has absolutely no sense of self-preservation, because Sliwa would 100% shank that motherfucker the moment they were alone.
OK but hear me out: If it's for a GOP candidate, THEY don't know you're not Derek or Jonathan. I've been doing this when I get texts for Dave from Utah. Dave from Utah is VERY upset that they're asking him for money but not releasing the Epstein files.
The success of his career, despite absolute dogshit box office numbers (and the fact that he is...who he is...) is one more brick of support in my "some movies are just money laundering vehicles actually" conspiracy theory.
If you're thinking, "Jen, that sounds like your 6'5" tall blonde-haired, blue-eyed, not-at-all-Norwegian dumbass brother-in-law who lives in rural central Ohio got a valknut tattoo that he is not at all aware or ashamed of," congratulations, you win a prize.
This Graham Platner Totenkopf tattoo thing has reminded me of my brother-in-law, with whom we have very limited contact, proudly calling me to tell me about his first tattoo.

3 interlocking triangles. "It means family, you know, for those who came before, those who are here now & those yet to be."
(legit, for a second I was like "I don't remember Elizabeth in my choir classes, and also I don't remember singing science songs" and then I googled)
TIL there is a musician the same age as me who shares a name with the former secretary of the 1st Presbyterian in Cottage Grove who also taught choir to middle schoolers in the 90s.
I have a skull tattoo. On my arm.

IT'S OF A RACCOON SKULL.

Because I am a NORMAL millennial white lady.
We regret to inform you that the oysters have milkshaked in the most egregious way possible.
Tired: Milkshake duck.
Wired: Milkshake oysters.
My take on Platner/Mills is that she can be bullied into nuking the filibuster but he can’t be bullied into not having held these opinions at *29*.

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