celendine.bsky.social
@celendine.bsky.social
Middle aged. East coast US. She/her
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hire all the fired political teen vogue writers and make a new magazine call teen rogue.

we’ll all subscribe en masse
November 4, 2025 at 2:32 AM
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from"Star Wars", "Star Trek", "Doctor Who", or "Transformers"
October 31, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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I spent some time with OpenAI's new AI video app Sora. Not just slop but ragebait, fake crimes and women splattered with white goo. The implications of all of this are horrifying.
October 1, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again
September 22, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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Bro they're roasting your Brussels sprouts in the group chat. Yeah they're tossed with olive oil and spices and parmesan. No dude they are coming out delicious.
June 26, 2024 at 12:53 AM
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I want historians to remember that our Reichstag fire was BigBalls getting punched by a 15-year-old.
Trump announces he's taking over the DC police department to rescue the city from "crime, bloodshed, and bedlam."

Violent crime in DC reached a 30 year low in 2024 and is down sharply again this year.
August 11, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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Yes.
August 10, 2025 at 4:46 PM
On today's episode of "Pundit or Pornhub?" we have a pride month special
I cannot stop wheezing
June 5, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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either way it dissolves, centrism is an illusory state of comfort that exists between real moral positions
June 4, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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centrist: we need to focus on popular policy

me: holy shit! you mean we’re finally going to support universal healthcare?

centrist: no haha not that policy

me: ok so…gun control?

centrist: no lol not that policy either

me: ok which policy?

centrist: oh you know the ones
June 4, 2025 at 12:42 PM
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people using em dashes to identify chatgpt sucks cause I liked being the kind of person to pretentiously use them correctly
May 16, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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The whole 'Grok is a boer now' thing is very funny, but it also really exposes how every 'AI tool' isn't just passively biased from training data, but actively designed to shape your worldview according to the interests of the billionaires who made them.
May 15, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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they're literally trying to sneak a clause in the 2025 budget reconciliation bill that PREVENTS THE REGULATION OF AI FOR 10 YEARS. why isn't EVERYONE sounding the alarm about this???
May 13, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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April 28, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Coffee allergy
Banana Lumbago
April 27, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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They’re arresting judges now
April 25, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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PhD Timeline xkcd.com/3081
April 25, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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1. In a new leaked memo, Pam Bondi is directing the DOJ to go after trans care providers under "anti-FGM" laws.

She also has directed the investigation of HRT manufacturers.

She calls transgender people "infectious."

The latest from S. Baum.

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“Infected an Entire Generation”: AG Bondi Targets Trans-Affirming Health Care in Leaked Memo
The memo isn’t law, but it is the latest escalation in Trumpian efforts to wage war on trans people.
www.erininthemorning.com
April 24, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Literally something Trevor from the bad place would pull
April 23, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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BREAKING: The FDA is planning to end most of its routine food safety inspections, according to CBS News.

www.cbsnews.com/news/fda-foo...
FDA making plans to end its routine food safety inspections, sources say
Food safety inspections would be left to state and local authorities under the plan being developed by the FDA.
www.cbsnews.com
April 17, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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If the only thing you have to say about the plight and rights of trans men is “it will be funny when they scare cis women in the bathrooms” or “women will be unsafe now because of trans men in bathrooms, checkmate transphobes” you are not a trans ally in the slightest.

See our struggle, or fuck off
April 20, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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Illegal ideas.
April 10, 2025 at 5:06 PM
April 7, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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national. high speed. pneumatic tube infrastructure. for corndogs
April 5, 2025 at 8:50 PM