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celendine.bsky.social
@celendine.bsky.social
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Middle aged. East coast US. She/her
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celendine.bsky.social @celendine.bsky.social · 4d
I suspect this is how my friend reached her Neil Breen era
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celendine.bsky.social @celendine.bsky.social · 6d
The spankulator creates a nice neat little blackmail trail as you use it. I'm sure that's just a coincidence.
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celendine.bsky.social @celendine.bsky.social · 6d
That and they can then blackmail people with their chat history
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celendine.bsky.social @celendine.bsky.social · 7d
Wiggling my antennae MENACINGLY

wiggle wiggle
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celendine.bsky.social
celendine.bsky.social @celendine.bsky.social · 14d
What do you mean I'm a challenge rating zero?
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celendine.bsky.social @celendine.bsky.social · 15d
MD style is thin crust, Detroit style is extra thick fluffy crust. They are both square cut tho
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celendine.bsky.social @celendine.bsky.social · 17d
Slashdot and fark?
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celendine.bsky.social @celendine.bsky.social · 19d
This was like, 8 months before my egg cracked
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celendine.bsky.social @celendine.bsky.social · 19d
Does pairing a blank slate male PC with Cassidy and wishing I could be cool like her IRL count?
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Drew Harwell @drewharwell.com · 20d
I spent some time with OpenAI's new AI video app Sora. Not just slop but ragebait, fake crimes and women splattered with white goo. The implications of all of this are horrifying.
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celendine.bsky.social @celendine.bsky.social · 21d
Honestly I'd have guessed breakfast
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celendine.bsky.social @celendine.bsky.social · 22d
Maybe he's just the only one dumb enough to brag about it afterwards
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celendine.bsky.social @celendine.bsky.social · 22d
I bet the Saudis keep them around for just the sports titles. They seem to want to own everything related to sports, everywhere
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celendine.bsky.social @celendine.bsky.social · 22d
An oversized hoodie
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celendine.bsky.social @celendine.bsky.social · 24d
By the laws of boomer comedy, at least orchiectomy should do it
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celendine.bsky.social @celendine.bsky.social · 24d
It's inspiration for all the aspiring spoiled princelings out there
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celendine.bsky.social @celendine.bsky.social · 25d
Show ur disdain for tree huggers by wrapping your truck around one
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celendine.bsky.social @celendine.bsky.social · 25d
Vertical trim? Yeah I hope the interior has trim, it would look weird without any
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celendine.bsky.social @celendine.bsky.social · 25d
Pizza rat has been SILENT on gaza
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celendine.bsky.social @celendine.bsky.social · 25d
I maintain that it was always mostly an allegory for signalling interest in capitulating to a dictator

"Why yes, I will help any aspiring tyrant in exchange for protection. I am very pragmatic."
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celendine.bsky.social @celendine.bsky.social · 26d
I've never managed to reheat leftover fried chicken or strips and end up with a better product than just eating them cold
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celendine.bsky.social @celendine.bsky.social · 26d
Cruisin' for FREEDOM
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celendine.bsky.social @celendine.bsky.social · 28d
Punch/soup multiclass for that sweet bowl serving synergy
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furby hancock @furbyhancock.bsky.social · 28d
Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again
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celendine.bsky.social
celendine.bsky.social @celendine.bsky.social · Sep 21
OtherSmugFellow42: If you knew anything about solar history you'd know it was always exploding