Pinned
Look at me being all not sweary and shit
@catshellyeah.bsky.social has swears! They've used 4 profanities in their last 38 posts.
🥇 "fuck" (2 times)
🥈 "fucking" (1 times)
🥉 "pissed" (1 times)
🥇 "fuck" (2 times)
🥈 "fucking" (1 times)
🥉 "pissed" (1 times)
November 30, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Look at me being all not sweary and shit
Fuck you @profanity.accountant you'll never prove I'm a prolific swearer since I delete most of my skeets, especially the sweariest ones
November 30, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Fuck you @profanity.accountant you'll never prove I'm a prolific swearer since I delete most of my skeets, especially the sweariest ones
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
Elk
Black bear
Alligator
Humpback whale
Sea lion
Elk
Black bear
Alligator
Humpback whale
Sea lion
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
Caribou
Ravens
Seals
Kea
Turkeys
Caribou
Ravens
Seals
Kea
Turkeys
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
Moose
Humpback whales
Giraffes
African Elephants
West African or Nile monitor lizard
Moose
Humpback whales
Giraffes
African Elephants
West African or Nile monitor lizard
November 29, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
Elk
Black bear
Alligator
Humpback whale
Sea lion
Elk
Black bear
Alligator
Humpback whale
Sea lion
This is a lovely point that gives me a bit of a positivity jolt.
Since people find being hopeful and optimistic so cringe these days, let me remind you once again that there isn’t a single liberation movement in the world that wasn’t built on hope and optimism.
November 28, 2025 at 10:56 PM
This is a lovely point that gives me a bit of a positivity jolt.
Therapist said just try walking. Go out, walk for 10 minutes and see how you feel.
Reader, my stenosis is screaming NEVER DO THAT AGAIN.
Reader, my stenosis is screaming NEVER DO THAT AGAIN.
November 28, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Therapist said just try walking. Go out, walk for 10 minutes and see how you feel.
Reader, my stenosis is screaming NEVER DO THAT AGAIN.
Reader, my stenosis is screaming NEVER DO THAT AGAIN.
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Apropos of nothing Sparkling DeMeaner is now my new drag name.
November 27, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Apropos of nothing Sparkling DeMeaner is now my new drag name.
That's the effect of his sparkling demeanor
Why is the bottom half of his turkey grey like it died 3 weeks ago?
November 27, 2025 at 9:35 PM
That's the effect of his sparkling demeanor
It's just my son & me. When he was young we were very poor so we did nothing but go to starbucks as a treat at 7 am, then for lunch & dinner eat deli turkey & pumpkin pie. Then we graduated to takeout barbecue for about 5 years. Now we go to a nice restaurant for Thanksgiving.
Tell me something that’s Thanksgiving tradition in your family that would be super weird to folks on the outside.
November 26, 2025 at 10:23 PM
It's just my son & me. When he was young we were very poor so we did nothing but go to starbucks as a treat at 7 am, then for lunch & dinner eat deli turkey & pumpkin pie. Then we graduated to takeout barbecue for about 5 years. Now we go to a nice restaurant for Thanksgiving.
There is nothing in this paragraph that isn't me, including specifically and verbatim, "fuck you, i was in shape in the eighties"
November 20, 2025 at 2:32 AM
There is nothing in this paragraph that isn't me, including specifically and verbatim, "fuck you, i was in shape in the eighties"
ngl I feel very special bc my son's cat came to visit me tonight
November 13, 2025 at 2:08 AM
ngl I feel very special bc my son's cat came to visit me tonight
Describe your cat's personality with one photo
November 9, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Describe your cat's personality with one photo
The most notable element in this picture is not the cats but the lack of a junk pile in the space between the dresser and the corner. Congratulate me.
October 31, 2025 at 12:10 AM
The most notable element in this picture is not the cats but the lack of a junk pile in the space between the dresser and the corner. Congratulate me.
Does god exist?
What is on the other side of the rainbow bridge?
Why does she persist in calling me Bunny when I am not a bunny?
What is a Chonky McPorkbutt?
When will i be fed my dinner?
It's not chicken again, is it?
#caturday
What is on the other side of the rainbow bridge?
Why does she persist in calling me Bunny when I am not a bunny?
What is a Chonky McPorkbutt?
When will i be fed my dinner?
It's not chicken again, is it?
#caturday
September 20, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Does god exist?
What is on the other side of the rainbow bridge?
Why does she persist in calling me Bunny when I am not a bunny?
What is a Chonky McPorkbutt?
When will i be fed my dinner?
It's not chicken again, is it?
#caturday
What is on the other side of the rainbow bridge?
Why does she persist in calling me Bunny when I am not a bunny?
What is a Chonky McPorkbutt?
When will i be fed my dinner?
It's not chicken again, is it?
#caturday
July 7, 2025 at 1:16 AM
This guy is in the Virginia Assembly and is attaching an example of a threat made 2 days before the Minnesota shootings. Separately, one of our local county board members received 2 death threats last week.
June 16, 2025 at 12:14 PM
This guy is in the Virginia Assembly and is attaching an example of a threat made 2 days before the Minnesota shootings. Separately, one of our local county board members received 2 death threats last week.
April 23, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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February 15, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Can anybody remind me what it was I got up to do?
February 6, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Can anybody remind me what it was I got up to do?