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I am in this picture and don’t like it
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we're getting all the downsides of cyberpunk (social alienation, ruthless hyper capitalism, digital mass surveillance state) but none of the promised upsides (cheap street food, cool jackets, super drugs that make you really fast and strong before they kill you)
January 20, 2026 at 9:25 PM
we're getting all the downsides of cyberpunk (social alienation, ruthless hyper capitalism, digital mass surveillance state) but none of the promised upsides (cheap street food, cool jackets, super drugs that make you really fast and strong before they kill you)
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museums are cool because the people who work there are like look at this neat thing and you're like wow that is neat and you just do it over and over again until it is time to go
January 20, 2026 at 3:03 AM
museums are cool because the people who work there are like look at this neat thing and you're like wow that is neat and you just do it over and over again until it is time to go
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Minneapolis and Saint Paul have basically mobilized into a war economy of mutual aid and non-violent defense. I’ve never seen anything like it, even during Covid. People who barely vote are guarding their schools from ICE and doing the shopping for neighbors in hiding.
This is so smart. I’m so impressed with all the different ways you’re helping your neighbors.
January 19, 2026 at 12:39 AM
Minneapolis and Saint Paul have basically mobilized into a war economy of mutual aid and non-violent defense. I’ve never seen anything like it, even during Covid. People who barely vote are guarding their schools from ICE and doing the shopping for neighbors in hiding.
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VOLITION - Subdue the regret. Dust yourself off, proceed. You'll get it in the next life, where you don't make mistakes. Do what you can with this one, while you're alive.
January 18, 2026 at 4:46 PM
VOLITION - Subdue the regret. Dust yourself off, proceed. You'll get it in the next life, where you don't make mistakes. Do what you can with this one, while you're alive.
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Whoever called it “protagonist of reality” syndrome really hit the nail on the head, it’s so pervasive and so weird to see
The number of people who either cannot read or cannot imagine anything *not* being about them or for them on this site is astounding.
January 17, 2026 at 8:51 PM
Whoever called it “protagonist of reality” syndrome really hit the nail on the head, it’s so pervasive and so weird to see
Married to a Minnesotan, can confirm
If a Minnesotan says to you, "I don't plan to let you do that," run.
January 18, 2026 at 1:54 AM
Married to a Minnesotan, can confirm
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If a Minnesotan says to you, "I don't plan to let you do that," run.
January 17, 2026 at 11:47 PM
If a Minnesotan says to you, "I don't plan to let you do that," run.
shut up and take my money (and invite me on as a guest pleeeeease)
I want to subscribe to @mrose.ink 's recap podcast for this show, but only if the obscenities are NOT edited out.
we're launching a new reality show called the torment nexus where contestants will compete for a cash prize
January 18, 2026 at 1:52 AM
shut up and take my money (and invite me on as a guest pleeeeease)
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I want to subscribe to @mrose.ink 's recap podcast for this show, but only if the obscenities are NOT edited out.
we're launching a new reality show called the torment nexus where contestants will compete for a cash prize
January 18, 2026 at 1:13 AM
I want to subscribe to @mrose.ink 's recap podcast for this show, but only if the obscenities are NOT edited out.
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A massive "Hands off Greenland" protest is happening right now in Copenhagen to demonstrate against Trump's threats.
"The aim is to send a clear and unified message of respect for Greenland's democracy," organisers said.
“Respect for Greenland, respect for Greenlanders, respect for Denmark.”
"The aim is to send a clear and unified message of respect for Greenland's democracy," organisers said.
“Respect for Greenland, respect for Greenlanders, respect for Denmark.”
January 17, 2026 at 3:52 PM
A massive "Hands off Greenland" protest is happening right now in Copenhagen to demonstrate against Trump's threats.
"The aim is to send a clear and unified message of respect for Greenland's democracy," organisers said.
“Respect for Greenland, respect for Greenlanders, respect for Denmark.”
"The aim is to send a clear and unified message of respect for Greenland's democracy," organisers said.
“Respect for Greenland, respect for Greenlanders, respect for Denmark.”
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Some news about Trump's weekend:
January 17, 2026 at 8:32 PM
Some news about Trump's weekend:
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Will Stancil is on the Fury Road in a goddamn Fit, someone help these people out
January 16, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Will Stancil is on the Fury Road in a goddamn Fit, someone help these people out
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We felt the shift. It didn’t matter that we have experience, earned degrees and head households. We were ‘too uppity’ in wanting success that didn’t completely involve service to everyone.
A decision was made in nov 2024 that was not simply a repudiation of one Black woman
But a repudiation of Black womanhood
But a repudiation of Black womanhood
January 17, 2026 at 8:09 PM
We felt the shift. It didn’t matter that we have experience, earned degrees and head households. We were ‘too uppity’ in wanting success that didn’t completely involve service to everyone.
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It's a shame more white men over 35 aren't yelling at them then. Get to work.
ICE seems to get completely flummoxed when they’re being yelled at by white men over 35. They kind of put their heads down and shuffle their feet. It’s like their kryptonite.
January 17, 2026 at 6:08 PM
It's a shame more white men over 35 aren't yelling at them then. Get to work.
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Hell yeah. Listen to this shit.
The Feds are disappearing people and the local officials are telling people not to stand up to that and let them do it. Yes
The Feds are disappearing people and the local officials are telling people not to stand up to that and let them do it. Yes
Good summary of “don’t give him what he wants” from relatively comfortable white liberals.
January 17, 2026 at 8:11 PM
Hell yeah. Listen to this shit.
The Feds are disappearing people and the local officials are telling people not to stand up to that and let them do it. Yes
The Feds are disappearing people and the local officials are telling people not to stand up to that and let them do it. Yes
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The justification is the lie.
The premise is that they should be able to do whatever for a white ruled ethno state until they don’t need the justification
The premise is that they should be able to do whatever for a white ruled ethno state until they don’t need the justification
Just a regular reminder that the ENTIRE premise behind the draconian and militaristic immigration enforcement we have been witnessing the past year is based on an empirically disproven lie.
www.brennancenter.org/our-work/ana...
www.brennancenter.org/our-work/ana...
Debunking the Myth of the ‘Migrant Crime Wave’
Data does not support claims that the United States is experiencing a surge in crime caused by immigrants.
www.brennancenter.org
January 17, 2026 at 8:11 PM
The justification is the lie.
The premise is that they should be able to do whatever for a white ruled ethno state until they don’t need the justification
The premise is that they should be able to do whatever for a white ruled ethno state until they don’t need the justification
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I have always told my white students that they can acknowledge the harm that white supremacy has done, and choose to repair that harm, but I've advised them not to stay there.
You do have some fierce AF ancestors, too. It's just that we don't learn about them or what we learn is lies *on purpose.*
You do have some fierce AF ancestors, too. It's just that we don't learn about them or what we learn is lies *on purpose.*
January 17, 2026 at 7:35 PM
I have always told my white students that they can acknowledge the harm that white supremacy has done, and choose to repair that harm, but I've advised them not to stay there.
You do have some fierce AF ancestors, too. It's just that we don't learn about them or what we learn is lies *on purpose.*
You do have some fierce AF ancestors, too. It's just that we don't learn about them or what we learn is lies *on purpose.*
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Respectfully, I am going to whisper to some of our white comrades a truth that should be more widely known: You definitely have some ancestors to be proud of, ancestors who refused white supremacy, and poured out their lives in many of these struggles over time.
Time to claim your true history.
Time to claim your true history.
January 17, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Respectfully, I am going to whisper to some of our white comrades a truth that should be more widely known: You definitely have some ancestors to be proud of, ancestors who refused white supremacy, and poured out their lives in many of these struggles over time.
Time to claim your true history.
Time to claim your true history.
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And if you truly have none, you can be the person you wish your ancestors were
Respectfully, I am going to whisper to some of our white comrades a truth that should be more widely known: You definitely have some ancestors to be proud of, ancestors who refused white supremacy, and poured out their lives in many of these struggles over time.
Time to claim your true history.
Time to claim your true history.
January 17, 2026 at 7:35 PM
And if you truly have none, you can be the person you wish your ancestors were
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Seen in Minneapolis this morning
January 17, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Seen in Minneapolis this morning
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Apparently the State Department, led Secretary of State Marco Rubio, the nation's top diplomat, released a strategic plan. Goal 1 is U.S. National Sovereignty. Goal 2 is "The Western Hemisphere and Establishment of the Donroe Doctrine."
There's more, but take that in.
www.state.gov/agency-strat...
There's more, but take that in.
www.state.gov/agency-strat...
Agency Strategic Plan - United States Department of State
The Agency Strategic Plan sets forth the vision and direction for how the Department will implement U.S. foreign policy and foreign assistance.
www.state.gov
January 16, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Apparently the State Department, led Secretary of State Marco Rubio, the nation's top diplomat, released a strategic plan. Goal 1 is U.S. National Sovereignty. Goal 2 is "The Western Hemisphere and Establishment of the Donroe Doctrine."
There's more, but take that in.
www.state.gov/agency-strat...
There's more, but take that in.
www.state.gov/agency-strat...
