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Absolutely incredible sequence from CNN.

"Maduro was a paranoid lunatic always lying about the CIA trying to overthrow him. Anyways, now that the CIA has overthrown him..."
January 28, 2026 at 12:41 PM
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This is a definition that has literally nothing to do with working or class.
it’s just so crazy to see it happen in real time
January 19, 2026 at 9:13 PM
What the hell is this penalty lmao
January 19, 2026 at 1:05 AM
Call me presumptuous, but I don't believe that the author finds the framing that blames poverty on the poor *less* comforting than the one that suggests systemic causes.
January 17, 2026 at 8:50 PM
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November 7, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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lol yeah that’s fuckin airtight wrap it up everybody no one’s ever been stupid and evil at the same time
December 23, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Pretty good rate, I might take that deal.
Dr Oz: "The creation of a penis costs on average in America $150,000 per child ... if you add testicles, that's extra"
December 20, 2025 at 7:37 AM
The most impressive part of this to me is actually the drop of .7ug in the greater metro. The WHO recommends an avg concentration of no greater than 5ug, and there are 12.5M people included in that survey. That's like 4% of the population with measurably better health outcomes due to a local policy.
"The benefits didn’t end there. The study also noted average declines of 1.07 micrograms per cubic meter across the five boroughs and 0.70 micrograms per cubic meter in the broader geographic area."
December 9, 2025 at 4:25 AM
I got some structural problems in my back that require individual solutions
November 28, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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i can't be trusted to remain normal around sweaty people i find attractive
November 25, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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I’m howling.
November 20, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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books have no tech tree, no fog of war
November 10, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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Cuomo Announces Plan To Govern New York City As Independent https://theonion.com/cuomo-announces-plan-to-govern-new-york-city-as-independent/
November 5, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Repeatedly issuing IBBs to Ohtani is embarrassing, yes. It's probably also less fun to watch. But whining about free bases is even more humiliating. Ohtani could finish this WS with an OBP over 800 and if the Dodgers lose anyway I think it's probably on them.
October 28, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Wrong call on replay... camera cut to third base ump for no reason... unidentifiable fruit... not a lot of juice left in this game.
October 28, 2025 at 6:41 AM
I predict the blue jays somehow only limp in a single run against a dodgers position player in the 18th, then after walking Shohei, either Mookie or Freddie hits a walk off homer. Toronto wins the series in 7.
October 28, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Klein was good for 36 pitches in June, his most of the year. God willing he will fall apart soon and we can all go to bed.
October 28, 2025 at 6:04 AM
If they put in the last pitcher, is the bullpen pitcher allowed to go home or what? Feel like that would get lonely.
October 28, 2025 at 5:01 AM
This game is begging for Kershaw but do we deserve to have good things?
October 28, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Wondering what happened to the jays third base coach. Did he forget the stop sign or is no one watching him?
Everyone forgot how to run the bases tonight i guess
October 28, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Why is it so hard for people to understand that even if my favorite policies won't be implemented, it makes more sense for me to vote for someone who actually wants to do them?
“Do you really expect Mamdani to get everything he’s promising done?”

No. I’m sure a lot of what I want won’t happen. But I’m ready for someone who’s willing to actually fucking try rather than tell everyone why trying is pointless and must be saved for an undefined later moment
October 26, 2025 at 5:47 AM
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If you were not familiar with the concept of the Seattle Mariners before, this is a good game to catch you up to speed
October 21, 2025 at 2:33 AM
FanDuel ad before the payoff pitch of the 8th inning in game 7 is a sign that God does not love us.
October 21, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Actually I should clarify that in a functioning democracy, marching can demonstrate popular opposition without an immediate threat of violence, if people are able to vote for their beliefs. But democracies are upheld by the threat of violence, so it's not really a huge distinction.
If 100 million people marched and did nothing else, it would probably be impactful, but not because of the protest. The impact comes from the implicit threat of violent resistance.
October 19, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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