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Mit der Schlagzeile ist der Postillon übrigens näher an der Realität als die meisten seriösen Medien. Und das ist kein quib à la "haha satire ist tot", sondern ernste Medienkritik. Wenn Medien die Realität nicht mehr aussprechen wollen, weil sie so bizarr ist, verfehlen sie ihren Job.
Eklat in Davos: Verwirrter alter Mann stürmt Podium und pöbelt eine Stunde lang herum www.der-postillon.com/2026/01/davo...
Eklat in Davos: Verwirrter alter Mann stürmt Podium und pöbelt eine Stunde lang herum
Davos (dpo) - Schwere Sicherheitspanne beim Weltwirtschaftsforum in Davos: Einem offenbar geistig verwirrten alten Mann gelang es, sich auf noch unbek
www.der-postillon.com
January 21, 2026 at 6:14 PM
Mit der Schlagzeile ist der Postillon übrigens näher an der Realität als die meisten seriösen Medien. Und das ist kein quib à la "haha satire ist tot", sondern ernste Medienkritik. Wenn Medien die Realität nicht mehr aussprechen wollen, weil sie so bizarr ist, verfehlen sie ihren Job.
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Remember what I said about how when Trump falters, the media inserts a fake, imaginary version of Trump into the news instead?
Right on cue, here are the push alerts from the 3 major newspapers lmao
January 21, 2026 at 4:46 PM
Remember what I said about how when Trump falters, the media inserts a fake, imaginary version of Trump into the news instead?
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Such "Low IQ" individuals that they somehow managed to take $19 billion without anyone noticing.
Trump: "They're paid agitators and insurrectionists. Nobody talks about the fact that $19 billion at a minimum is missing in Minnesota, given to a large degree by Somalians. They've taken it. Somalians. A lot of very low IQ people."
January 21, 2026 at 7:23 AM
Such "Low IQ" individuals that they somehow managed to take $19 billion without anyone noticing.
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Yesterday it was cows using tools, today its penguins using satellite imagery.
January 20, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Yesterday it was cows using tools, today its penguins using satellite imagery.
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-how’s grandpa today? Did he recognize you?
-[heavy melancholy sigh] Oh, you know. Enigmatic and expansive. Called the nurse “Red Starburst” three times and tried to eat his IV tube.
-[heavy melancholy sigh] Oh, you know. Enigmatic and expansive. Called the nurse “Red Starburst” three times and tried to eat his IV tube.
going to use "at my most enigmatic and expansive" to describe the next time I have a few too many wines
January 20, 2026 at 8:33 PM
-how’s grandpa today? Did he recognize you?
-[heavy melancholy sigh] Oh, you know. Enigmatic and expansive. Called the nurse “Red Starburst” three times and tried to eat his IV tube.
-[heavy melancholy sigh] Oh, you know. Enigmatic and expansive. Called the nurse “Red Starburst” three times and tried to eat his IV tube.
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Listening to Trump presser for 40 mins. Rambling, repetitive stream of consciousness. Narcissistic in extreme. Every thought linked back to whether the person or entity voted for or likes Trump. If Biden had delivered this there would have been serious concern about his health.
January 20, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Listening to Trump presser for 40 mins. Rambling, repetitive stream of consciousness. Narcissistic in extreme. Every thought linked back to whether the person or entity voted for or likes Trump. If Biden had delivered this there would have been serious concern about his health.
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Nun ist es passiert: Taliban haben in Kabul ein Safe House, in dem sich 79 Menschen mit deutscher Aufnahmezusage versteckten, durchsucht, die Personen verhört und festgehalten. Weil die Bundesregierung sie im Stich ließ, liegt das Schicksal dieser deutschen Helfer nun allein in der Hand der Taliban.
"Safe House" von Afghanen aus Bundesaufnahmeprogramm durchsucht
Sicherheitskräfte der Taliban haben ein "Safe House" in Kabul durchsucht - und 79 Afghanen über Stunden verhört. Sie sind Teil des Bundesaufnahmeprogramms der deutschen Regierung. Es ist ungewiss, was...
www.tagesschau.de
January 20, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Nun ist es passiert: Taliban haben in Kabul ein Safe House, in dem sich 79 Menschen mit deutscher Aufnahmezusage versteckten, durchsucht, die Personen verhört und festgehalten. Weil die Bundesregierung sie im Stich ließ, liegt das Schicksal dieser deutschen Helfer nun allein in der Hand der Taliban.
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Trump amplifies post that says NATO — not China or Russia — is part of the “real threat” to America.
January 20, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Trump amplifies post that says NATO — not China or Russia — is part of the “real threat” to America.
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Trump on Renee Good: "When she was shot, there was another woman that was screaming 'Shame. Shame Shame Shame.' So loud. Like a professional opera singer. She was so loud. And so professional. She wasn't a woman that was hurt like, 'Oh my heart is injured.' She was a professional."
January 20, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Trump on Renee Good: "When she was shot, there was another woman that was screaming 'Shame. Shame Shame Shame.' So loud. Like a professional opera singer. She was so loud. And so professional. She wasn't a woman that was hurt like, 'Oh my heart is injured.' She was a professional."
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folks, this is some really weird shit. the president is not well.
January 20, 2026 at 7:01 PM
folks, this is some really weird shit. the president is not well.
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Trump, who is not mad, has made 30 Truth Social posts in the last 30 minutes, topics including Muslims in the UK, Biden stealing the election, how right he is on Greenland, and other topics.
January 20, 2026 at 4:29 PM
Trump, who is not mad, has made 30 Truth Social posts in the last 30 minutes, topics including Muslims in the UK, Biden stealing the election, how right he is on Greenland, and other topics.
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Utterly extraordinary. Trump is clearly very serious about using every tool at his disposal to help his far-right allies abroad. This would ordinarily surely be grounds for revoking the culprits' diplomatic credentials.
Amazing moment on French TV. A French judge explains how Trump sent people from the US Embassy basically trying to intimidate her during Le Pen's trial for embezzlement - something they've done to other judges around the world.
January 20, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Utterly extraordinary. Trump is clearly very serious about using every tool at his disposal to help his far-right allies abroad. This would ordinarily surely be grounds for revoking the culprits' diplomatic credentials.
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Huge mistake by Mamdani to say clearly that a bad thing is bad. He should first triangulate the message and then remove every aspect that might offend Republicans. That's the savvy Dem consultant way.
Mamdani: "I am in support of abolishing ICE. What we see is an entity that has no interest in fulfilling its stated reason to exist. We're seeing a government agency that is supposed to be enforcing some kind of immigration law, but instead what it's doing is terrorizing people."
January 20, 2026 at 7:22 PM
Huge mistake by Mamdani to say clearly that a bad thing is bad. He should first triangulate the message and then remove every aspect that might offend Republicans. That's the savvy Dem consultant way.
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Just reflexively oppositional, YOU NEGOTIATED THIS DEAL! If you'd not held the election when you did, Rishi would have signed it. YOU WERE IN THE FOREIGN OFFICE AT THE TIME.
This is (1) disgraceful at a moment of national danger, (2) laughably unserious and (3) deeply unwise when the President is obviously becoming incapacitated and the most unpopular person in the whole UK. Utterly disqualifying.
January 20, 2026 at 10:07 AM
Just reflexively oppositional, YOU NEGOTIATED THIS DEAL! If you'd not held the election when you did, Rishi would have signed it. YOU WERE IN THE FOREIGN OFFICE AT THE TIME.
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Der „Feuilletonchef“ von „Nius“ scheint diesen Post inzwischen gelöscht zu haben. Was doch schade ist, denn auf diesen Dreh zur Burgard-Affäre muss man erstmal kommen (wollen)!
January 20, 2026 at 8:38 AM
Der „Feuilletonchef“ von „Nius“ scheint diesen Post inzwischen gelöscht zu haben. Was doch schade ist, denn auf diesen Dreh zur Burgard-Affäre muss man erstmal kommen (wollen)!
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I am not exaggerating when I say ICE functions as a terrorist organization in the Twin Cities. The goal seems to be to harass and frighten people (the ones who are lucky enough to not be abducted, at least) and it's deeply unsettling when you learn they're in your neighborhood.
January 20, 2026 at 5:07 AM
I am not exaggerating when I say ICE functions as a terrorist organization in the Twin Cities. The goal seems to be to harass and frighten people (the ones who are lucky enough to not be abducted, at least) and it's deeply unsettling when you learn they're in your neighborhood.
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Verrückter Fakt des Tages #vfdt
heute hochaktuell:
Veronika, eine Kuh aus Kärnten, verwendet offenbar gezielt und überlegt Werkzeuge. Sie zeigt ein Niveau von Werkzeugnutzung, das man bisher nur von Schimpansen kannte.
science.orf.at/stories/3233...
heute hochaktuell:
Veronika, eine Kuh aus Kärnten, verwendet offenbar gezielt und überlegt Werkzeuge. Sie zeigt ein Niveau von Werkzeugnutzung, das man bisher nur von Schimpansen kannte.
science.orf.at/stories/3233...
Kluge Kärntner Kuh verblüfft Wissenschaft
Die 13-jährige Veronika aus Kärnten könnte die klügste Kuh der Welt sein. Denn sie verwendet Werkzeuge gezielt und flexibel. Wenn es sie juckt, kratzt sie sich mit einem Besen – abhängig von der Körpe...
science.orf.at
January 19, 2026 at 5:54 PM
Verrückter Fakt des Tages #vfdt
heute hochaktuell:
Veronika, eine Kuh aus Kärnten, verwendet offenbar gezielt und überlegt Werkzeuge. Sie zeigt ein Niveau von Werkzeugnutzung, das man bisher nur von Schimpansen kannte.
science.orf.at/stories/3233...
heute hochaktuell:
Veronika, eine Kuh aus Kärnten, verwendet offenbar gezielt und überlegt Werkzeuge. Sie zeigt ein Niveau von Werkzeugnutzung, das man bisher nur von Schimpansen kannte.
science.orf.at/stories/3233...
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"Donald Trump now genuinely lives in a different reality, one in which neither grammar nor history nor the normal rules of human interaction now affect him. Also, he really is maniacally, unhealthily obsessive about the Nobel Prize."
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...
www.theatlantic.com
January 19, 2026 at 3:21 PM
"Donald Trump now genuinely lives in a different reality, one in which neither grammar nor history nor the normal rules of human interaction now affect him. Also, he really is maniacally, unhealthily obsessive about the Nobel Prize."
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...
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Wikinger waren zuerst da: Dänemark erhebt Anspruch auf USA www.der-postillon.com/2026/01/viki...
Wikinger waren zuerst da: Dänemark erhebt Anspruch auf USA
Kopenhagen, Washington (dpo) - Wem gehört hier eigentlich was? Nachdem Donald Trump US-amerikanische Ansprüche auf Grönland angemeldet hat, kontert nu
www.der-postillon.com
January 19, 2026 at 3:47 PM
Wikinger waren zuerst da: Dänemark erhebt Anspruch auf USA www.der-postillon.com/2026/01/viki...
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Jetzt verstehe ich: bei sexueller Übergriffigkeit am Arbeitsplatz geht‘s für Nius um den Fortbestand der weißen Rasse.
January 19, 2026 at 2:02 PM
Jetzt verstehe ich: bei sexueller Übergriffigkeit am Arbeitsplatz geht‘s für Nius um den Fortbestand der weißen Rasse.
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Multi-layered “look what you made me do” lie.
Because Norway didn’t give a him prize (it doesn’t decide winners) for ending wars (he didn’t end) the US won’t be peaceful anymore (bombing multiple countries) and will take Greenland (part of Denmark, not Norway) to stop Russia (it’d help Russia).
Because Norway didn’t give a him prize (it doesn’t decide winners) for ending wars (he didn’t end) the US won’t be peaceful anymore (bombing multiple countries) and will take Greenland (part of Denmark, not Norway) to stop Russia (it’d help Russia).
![NEW: @potus letter to @jonasgahrstore links @NobelPrize to Greenland, reiterates threats, and is forwarded by the NSC staff to multiple European ambassadors in Washington. I obtained the text from multiple officials:
Dear Ambassador:
President Trump has asked that the following message, shared with Prime Minister Jonas Gahr Støre, be forwarded to your [named head of government/state]
“Dear Jonas: Considering your Country decided not to give me the Nobel Peace Prize for having stopped 8 Wars PLUS, I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace, although it will always be predominant, but can now think about what is good and proper for the United States of America. Denmark cannot protect that land from Russia or China, and why do they have a “right of ownership” anyway? There are no written documents, it’s only that a boat landed there hundreds of years ago, but we had boats landing there, also. I have done more for NATO than any other person since its founding, and now, NATO should do something for the United States. The World is not secure unless we have Complete and Total Control of Greenland. Thank you! President DJT”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:hbpefio3f5csc44msmbgioxz/bafkreie7itpptx3xbxhpsnlaqmwk752h7pcrion5ija2apksljtax2adx4@jpeg)
January 19, 2026 at 5:36 AM
Multi-layered “look what you made me do” lie.
Because Norway didn’t give a him prize (it doesn’t decide winners) for ending wars (he didn’t end) the US won’t be peaceful anymore (bombing multiple countries) and will take Greenland (part of Denmark, not Norway) to stop Russia (it’d help Russia).
Because Norway didn’t give a him prize (it doesn’t decide winners) for ending wars (he didn’t end) the US won’t be peaceful anymore (bombing multiple countries) and will take Greenland (part of Denmark, not Norway) to stop Russia (it’d help Russia).
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A source confirms to me that this disturbing letter from Trump to the Norwegian PM is real.
Not the sort of letter committed to paper by a well man. "Considering your Country decided not to give me the Nobel Peace Prize for having stopped 8 Wars PLUS, I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace"
January 19, 2026 at 7:32 AM
A source confirms to me that this disturbing letter from Trump to the Norwegian PM is real.
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An instant classic. 🤡
WELKER: What is the national emergency that justifies this new slate of tariffs?
BESSENT: The national emergency is avoiding a national emergency
BESSENT: The national emergency is avoiding a national emergency
January 18, 2026 at 3:43 PM
An instant classic. 🤡
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Jens Spahn relativiert mal wieder die rechtsextreme autoritär-expansionistische Politik von Donald Trump und findet unterstützende Worte für ihn. Man muss das ernst nehmen. Wir dürfen nicht so tun, als wäre es nicht klar wo die Reise bei Jens Spahn - Fraktionsvorsitzender der Union - hingeht.
January 18, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Jens Spahn relativiert mal wieder die rechtsextreme autoritär-expansionistische Politik von Donald Trump und findet unterstützende Worte für ihn. Man muss das ernst nehmen. Wir dürfen nicht so tun, als wäre es nicht klar wo die Reise bei Jens Spahn - Fraktionsvorsitzender der Union - hingeht.