Extremely Famous Writer
@casciato.bsky.social
Writer and journalist based in Sacramento, CA. Bylines in The A.V. Club, Village Voice, SF Weekly, Colorado Public Radio, Westword, Suspect Press, et al. He/him.
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New account, who dis? I'm back in the writing game and looking to expand my network. Editors, fellow writers, publishers...let's be friends! Readers, lovers of pop culture, enjoyers of deep dives into various ephemera, we should be pals, too!
I'll be posting links to my writing and sharing yours!
I'll be posting links to my writing and sharing yours!
Watching this B-grade Patriots squad get their asses beat in the Super Bowl is a decent consolation prize.
It honestly feels so silly that the Broncos are even here considering the stupid ass season they've had lol
January 25, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Watching this B-grade Patriots squad get their asses beat in the Super Bowl is a decent consolation prize.
Lady with the "Snow Melts in Maye" placard doesn't know shit about Denver weather, I'll tell you that much.
January 25, 2026 at 10:51 PM
Lady with the "Snow Melts in Maye" placard doesn't know shit about Denver weather, I'll tell you that much.
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ALRIGHT BRONCOS
YOU WANNA PROVE THAT YOU BELONG
YOU WANNA PROVE THAT YOU CAN BE THE BEST
YOU'VE GOT 15 MINUTES AND ELEVEN SECONDS TO PROVE IT
LET'S FUCKIN GO
YOU WANNA PROVE THAT YOU BELONG
YOU WANNA PROVE THAT YOU CAN BE THE BEST
YOU'VE GOT 15 MINUTES AND ELEVEN SECONDS TO PROVE IT
LET'S FUCKIN GO
January 25, 2026 at 10:20 PM
ALRIGHT BRONCOS
YOU WANNA PROVE THAT YOU BELONG
YOU WANNA PROVE THAT YOU CAN BE THE BEST
YOU'VE GOT 15 MINUTES AND ELEVEN SECONDS TO PROVE IT
LET'S FUCKIN GO
YOU WANNA PROVE THAT YOU BELONG
YOU WANNA PROVE THAT YOU CAN BE THE BEST
YOU'VE GOT 15 MINUTES AND ELEVEN SECONDS TO PROVE IT
LET'S FUCKIN GO
Yep. We got a real game and a puncher's chance here, chat.
The Broncos may not win this game, but this Patriots team is not impressive at all lol
January 25, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Yep. We got a real game and a puncher's chance here, chat.
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While many of you are likely yelling "GO BRONCOS" or "GO PATRIOTS!" I'm yelling "GO WALTON-PENNER FAMILY and the ability to Save Money and Live Better through Walmart!"
January 25, 2026 at 10:15 PM
While many of you are likely yelling "GO BRONCOS" or "GO PATRIOTS!" I'm yelling "GO WALTON-PENNER FAMILY and the ability to Save Money and Live Better through Walmart!"
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This is the part of the NFL Films recap where the sad "adversity" music plays before the Broncos come out and triumph.
January 25, 2026 at 9:15 PM
This is the part of the NFL Films recap where the sad "adversity" music plays before the Broncos come out and triumph.
LOL just gonna be one of those days
January 25, 2026 at 9:30 PM
LOL just gonna be one of those days
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It’s so funny (and good!) seeing people come to conclusions I had in June 2024. I get why too, back then you were a lunatic if you did the maths on OpenAI and said it was negative 5 billion dollars! They would say you were mad…
This is the kind of stuff I USED to focus on before… all this shit.
A handy little update from Sasha on the rock and hard place AI and LLMs find themselves up against as the cost of improving accelerates while the number of people willing to pay flatlines-
youtu.be/A4q42Clnl0M?...
A handy little update from Sasha on the rock and hard place AI and LLMs find themselves up against as the cost of improving accelerates while the number of people willing to pay flatlines-
youtu.be/A4q42Clnl0M?...
AI Companies Have Run Out Of Money
YouTube video by Sasha Yanshin
youtu.be
January 25, 2026 at 7:32 PM
It’s so funny (and good!) seeing people come to conclusions I had in June 2024. I get why too, back then you were a lunatic if you did the maths on OpenAI and said it was negative 5 billion dollars! They would say you were mad…
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Man Forced To Come Up With 45 Seconds Of Facial Expressions While Waitress Lists Off Specials https://theonion.com/man-forced-to-come-up-with-45-seconds-of-facial-express-1819577896/
January 25, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Man Forced To Come Up With 45 Seconds Of Facial Expressions While Waitress Lists Off Specials https://theonion.com/man-forced-to-come-up-with-45-seconds-of-facial-express-1819577896/
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Stidham did em!!!! I just made this up everyone say it now
January 25, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Stidham did em!!!! I just made this up everyone say it now
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January 25, 2026 at 8:18 PM
THAT'S WHAT I AM FUCKING TALKING ABOUT
Okay Broncos, LFG!
January 25, 2026 at 8:15 PM
THAT'S WHAT I AM FUCKING TALKING ABOUT
Okay Broncos, LFG!
January 25, 2026 at 8:04 PM
Okay Broncos, LFG!
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Gavin Newsom is definitely NOT the one.
Miss me with that Blue No Matter Who bullshit too
Miss me with that Blue No Matter Who bullshit too
Ben Shapiro: "Israel did not commit a genocide in Gaza"
Gavin Newsom: "I agree with you."
Gavin Newsom: "I agree with you."
January 17, 2026 at 11:52 PM
Gavin Newsom is definitely NOT the one.
Miss me with that Blue No Matter Who bullshit too
Miss me with that Blue No Matter Who bullshit too
All year! It's been a wild one as a Broncos' fan!
there is one snap on every set of downs for the broncos that’s an inch from catastrophe and they keep getting away with it
January 17, 2026 at 11:03 PM
All year! It's been a wild one as a Broncos' fan!
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tbh if I was making a parody of a "typical CBS drama" I would also call it SHERRIFF COUNTRY
January 17, 2026 at 10:51 PM
tbh if I was making a parody of a "typical CBS drama" I would also call it SHERRIFF COUNTRY
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Frank Crum ran a 4.94 40 at 6’8 310 which is nuts. More importantly here is a picture of him doing it
January 17, 2026 at 10:28 PM
Frank Crum ran a 4.94 40 at 6’8 310 which is nuts. More importantly here is a picture of him doing it
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Powerful Bidet Blasts Hole Clean Through Man
Powerful Bidet Blasts Hole Clean Through Man
theonion.com
January 17, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Powerful Bidet Blasts Hole Clean Through Man
Goddamn it, what a shitty drop.
January 17, 2026 at 9:50 PM
Goddamn it, what a shitty drop.
Texans reaaaally trying to give this one away!
January 13, 2026 at 1:58 AM
Texans reaaaally trying to give this one away!
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Hard Reboot -
Industrial Folk, but definitely on the "heavy" side. B Locrian mode, 65 bpm
Please click through, listen and support indie music!
unelectable.bandcamp.com/track/hard-r...
#Music #Industrial #Noise #Cinematic #ElectronicMusic
Industrial Folk, but definitely on the "heavy" side. B Locrian mode, 65 bpm
Please click through, listen and support indie music!
unelectable.bandcamp.com/track/hard-r...
#Music #Industrial #Noise #Cinematic #ElectronicMusic
Hard Reboot, by Unelectable
track by Unelectable
unelectable.bandcamp.com
January 12, 2026 at 2:44 AM
Hard Reboot -
Industrial Folk, but definitely on the "heavy" side. B Locrian mode, 65 bpm
Please click through, listen and support indie music!
unelectable.bandcamp.com/track/hard-r...
#Music #Industrial #Noise #Cinematic #ElectronicMusic
Industrial Folk, but definitely on the "heavy" side. B Locrian mode, 65 bpm
Please click through, listen and support indie music!
unelectable.bandcamp.com/track/hard-r...
#Music #Industrial #Noise #Cinematic #ElectronicMusic
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You know what a market supported by vibes needs? Volatility
January 12, 2026 at 3:41 AM
You know what a market supported by vibes needs? Volatility
At this point, I think the wildest possible Super Bowl would come from a Bears-Broncos matchup. They'd score a combined 9 points in the first three quarters, then 30-45 each in the fourth.
January 11, 2026 at 5:27 AM
At this point, I think the wildest possible Super Bowl would come from a Bears-Broncos matchup. They'd score a combined 9 points in the first three quarters, then 30-45 each in the fourth.
My take on Day 1 of NFL playoffs:
Panthers: surprisingly good! Maybe next year.
Bears: surprisingly ass. Maybe next year?
Panthers: surprisingly good! Maybe next year.
Bears: surprisingly ass. Maybe next year?
January 11, 2026 at 2:30 AM
My take on Day 1 of NFL playoffs:
Panthers: surprisingly good! Maybe next year.
Bears: surprisingly ass. Maybe next year?
Panthers: surprisingly good! Maybe next year.
Bears: surprisingly ass. Maybe next year?
Jeeze, this Ravens-Steelers game is turning into an instant classic
January 5, 2026 at 4:28 AM
Jeeze, this Ravens-Steelers game is turning into an instant classic