Ed AKA SleazeRanger Green
@carseatedrest.bsky.social
Sleazeranger on Spotify or whatever else really. Here to boof estrodiol and chew bubblegum and I’m all out of bubblegum. 0-117 in online Pokemon VGC battles. Decent at Pokemon Unite, though.
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you don’t have to fuck people over to survive
November 26, 2025 at 2:05 PM
you don’t have to fuck people over to survive
The Muppets: Star Wars
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 25, 2025 at 10:16 PM
The Muppets: Star Wars
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Pixar's Star Wars: Heir to the Empire
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 25, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Pixar's Star Wars: Heir to the Empire
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Thinking about Bret hanging out with RF and his cum clock.
Bret Hart is a guy who was right once in his life when he stood up to Vince and has been wrong every other day of his life, including when he crawled back to Vince. Or when he hung out in Rob Feinstein's living room?
November 25, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Thinking about Bret hanging out with RF and his cum clock.
People at 16 Bit love hitting a bunch of credits on the Simpsons machine, then stop playing it. So, if you want to play it you have to find the exact same number of people who most quit playing it, and start on like the middle of level 3.
i was going through my X archives and found this by @superpodsaga.com, which I qrt'd at some point years ago
so, let me bring the question back: what is the most useless piece of video game knowledge you know?
so, let me bring the question back: what is the most useless piece of video game knowledge you know?
November 24, 2025 at 6:00 PM
People at 16 Bit love hitting a bunch of credits on the Simpsons machine, then stop playing it. So, if you want to play it you have to find the exact same number of people who most quit playing it, and start on like the middle of level 3.
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Smiling Friends is so transphobic that they hired a trans artist to design the guest character in the episode.
November 19, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Smiling Friends is so transphobic that they hired a trans artist to design the guest character in the episode.
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typing the words smiling friends is transphobic so people searching for whoever is actually mad at smiling friends have even more to scroll through
November 20, 2025 at 5:44 AM
typing the words smiling friends is transphobic so people searching for whoever is actually mad at smiling friends have even more to scroll through
“Please pay for the wrestlers I booked for Gabe’s fake WWE belt tournament” would be top 5 most embarrassing things for any other company. But for Drew and Beyond, it doesn’t even crack the top 10.
So is Drew getting no money from WWE for this, or is he stupid?
So is Drew getting no money from WWE for this, or is he stupid?
November 18, 2025 at 1:33 PM
“Please pay for the wrestlers I booked for Gabe’s fake WWE belt tournament” would be top 5 most embarrassing things for any other company. But for Drew and Beyond, it doesn’t even crack the top 10.
So is Drew getting no money from WWE for this, or is he stupid?
So is Drew getting no money from WWE for this, or is he stupid?
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1994 Global is wonderful stuff
November 18, 2025 at 11:43 AM
1994 Global is wonderful stuff
Just a little to take the edge off
November 18, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Just a little to take the edge off
Colossalcon East room drop on 8 days. Pray for me. I need this.
November 17, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Colossalcon East room drop on 8 days. Pray for me. I need this.
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putting “gen x” in your bio should be a bannable offense
November 16, 2025 at 7:15 PM
putting “gen x” in your bio should be a bannable offense
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youre asking chatgpt. im asking my discord full of autistic people that i keep in my back pocket. we are not the same.
November 15, 2025 at 5:41 PM
youre asking chatgpt. im asking my discord full of autistic people that i keep in my back pocket. we are not the same.
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Finally finished my bathroom remodel
November 9, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Finally finished my bathroom remodel
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"this is what they took from you"
and it's just garfield
and it's just garfield
November 7, 2025 at 3:55 PM
"this is what they took from you"
and it's just garfield
and it's just garfield
I hate Pokemon Legends ZA so much that I have to do real life little Pokemon side missions to remind myself why I like this’s shit.
So today’s was doing this.
So today’s was doing this.
November 4, 2025 at 2:51 PM
I hate Pokemon Legends ZA so much that I have to do real life little Pokemon side missions to remind myself why I like this’s shit.
So today’s was doing this.
So today’s was doing this.
Me after causing two days of bullshit on the other app, coming over here to be relaxed and peaceful.
November 4, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Me after causing two days of bullshit on the other app, coming over here to be relaxed and peaceful.
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Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’
November 3, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’
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Nope. The one problem this site has is all the joyless fucks.
November 2, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Nope. The one problem this site has is all the joyless fucks.
Lost this battle 11 times in a row.
Going to prove this dude wrong. I will avoid this battle forever and never go back to playing the main story of this game. Holy shit this game fucking sucks.
Going to prove this dude wrong. I will avoid this battle forever and never go back to playing the main story of this game. Holy shit this game fucking sucks.
November 1, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Lost this battle 11 times in a row.
Going to prove this dude wrong. I will avoid this battle forever and never go back to playing the main story of this game. Holy shit this game fucking sucks.
Going to prove this dude wrong. I will avoid this battle forever and never go back to playing the main story of this game. Holy shit this game fucking sucks.
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To everyone saying they're planning to put the potatoes in car tailpipes, no, they are not, and the way that I know they are not is that the children in my neighborhood are not 75 years old.
People are not lying about what happens when you do this. I've had five kids so far take potatoes and three take apples.
November 1, 2025 at 12:26 PM
To everyone saying they're planning to put the potatoes in car tailpipes, no, they are not, and the way that I know they are not is that the children in my neighborhood are not 75 years old.