Ed AKA SleazeRanger Green
@carseatedrest.bsky.social
Sleazeranger on Spotify or whatever else really. Here to boof estrodiol and chew bubblegum and I’m all out of bubblegum. 0-117 in online Pokemon VGC battles. Decent at Pokemon Unite, though.
Do not dom Ed. I do not want that.
December 10, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Do not dom Ed. I do not want that.
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Join me. I’m already angry.
December 10, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Join me. I’m already angry.
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I’ve been asked to be on Jimmy Fallon to talk about my very cool death ray.
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 10, 2025 at 2:49 PM
I’ve been asked to be on Jimmy Fallon to talk about my very cool death ray.
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I think you’re being ripped off, Paul
December 9, 2025 at 4:34 PM
I think you’re being ripped off, Paul
Watching Geese play all of 3D Country from Pickathon 2024. Ripping Pokemon packs. I’m doing great tonight.
December 9, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Watching Geese play all of 3D Country from Pickathon 2024. Ripping Pokemon packs. I’m doing great tonight.
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I like that these two are friends
July 13, 2024 at 9:15 PM
I like that these two are friends
Did a tweet so good on the Nazi that it’s upset WWE and AEW fans. It’s incredible. And the follow up tweets from these people have been so good that I really do need to share them with you all here.
December 8, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Did a tweet so good on the Nazi that it’s upset WWE and AEW fans. It’s incredible. And the follow up tweets from these people have been so good that I really do need to share them with you all here.
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but did you know, that all of the Earth's VHS tapes from the 80s will one day demagnetize, making anything not backed up lost media in the next 10 to 15 years?
December 8, 2025 at 4:10 AM
but did you know, that all of the Earth's VHS tapes from the 80s will one day demagnetize, making anything not backed up lost media in the next 10 to 15 years?
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Look, I'm just gonna tell cishet white people right now--Newsom ain't the one. You got Walz and Pritzker out here. You do not need a Bill Clinton clone wearing Mitt Romney's skin.
California Governor Gavin Newsom said on Thursday that the Democratic Party needed to be “more culturally normal” and “less judgmental.”
December 7, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Look, I'm just gonna tell cishet white people right now--Newsom ain't the one. You got Walz and Pritzker out here. You do not need a Bill Clinton clone wearing Mitt Romney's skin.
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another chosen grifter has gone through the riley gaines industrial complex
December 5, 2025 at 7:51 PM
another chosen grifter has gone through the riley gaines industrial complex
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i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
December 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM
i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
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I’m ashamed at how low my Eminem minutes are.
December 4, 2025 at 2:56 PM
I’m ashamed at how low my Eminem minutes are.
I won Spotify Wrapped this year!
December 3, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I won Spotify Wrapped this year!
New episode of #SleazeRanger out! We talk some Tanahashi in FREEDOMS, Hayabusa vs Kaito, and talk about CoCo’s run in Marigold! Check it out on the @weneedwrestling.bsky.social feed on your podcast listening app of choice!
November 30, 2025 at 2:35 PM
New episode of #SleazeRanger out! We talk some Tanahashi in FREEDOMS, Hayabusa vs Kaito, and talk about CoCo’s run in Marigold! Check it out on the @weneedwrestling.bsky.social feed on your podcast listening app of choice!
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you don’t have to fuck people over to survive
November 26, 2025 at 2:05 PM
you don’t have to fuck people over to survive
The Muppets: Star Wars
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 25, 2025 at 10:16 PM
The Muppets: Star Wars
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Pixar's Star Wars: Heir to the Empire
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 25, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Pixar's Star Wars: Heir to the Empire
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Thinking about Bret hanging out with RF and his cum clock.
Bret Hart is a guy who was right once in his life when he stood up to Vince and has been wrong every other day of his life, including when he crawled back to Vince. Or when he hung out in Rob Feinstein's living room?
November 25, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Thinking about Bret hanging out with RF and his cum clock.
People at 16 Bit love hitting a bunch of credits on the Simpsons machine, then stop playing it. So, if you want to play it you have to find the exact same number of people who most quit playing it, and start on like the middle of level 3.
i was going through my X archives and found this by @superpodsaga.com, which I qrt'd at some point years ago
so, let me bring the question back: what is the most useless piece of video game knowledge you know?
so, let me bring the question back: what is the most useless piece of video game knowledge you know?
November 24, 2025 at 6:00 PM
People at 16 Bit love hitting a bunch of credits on the Simpsons machine, then stop playing it. So, if you want to play it you have to find the exact same number of people who most quit playing it, and start on like the middle of level 3.
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Smiling Friends is so transphobic that they hired a trans artist to design the guest character in the episode.
November 19, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Smiling Friends is so transphobic that they hired a trans artist to design the guest character in the episode.
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typing the words smiling friends is transphobic so people searching for whoever is actually mad at smiling friends have even more to scroll through
November 20, 2025 at 5:44 AM
typing the words smiling friends is transphobic so people searching for whoever is actually mad at smiling friends have even more to scroll through
“Please pay for the wrestlers I booked for Gabe’s fake WWE belt tournament” would be top 5 most embarrassing things for any other company. But for Drew and Beyond, it doesn’t even crack the top 10.
So is Drew getting no money from WWE for this, or is he stupid?
So is Drew getting no money from WWE for this, or is he stupid?
November 18, 2025 at 1:33 PM
“Please pay for the wrestlers I booked for Gabe’s fake WWE belt tournament” would be top 5 most embarrassing things for any other company. But for Drew and Beyond, it doesn’t even crack the top 10.
So is Drew getting no money from WWE for this, or is he stupid?
So is Drew getting no money from WWE for this, or is he stupid?
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1994 Global is wonderful stuff
November 18, 2025 at 11:43 AM
1994 Global is wonderful stuff