Caroline
@carolinemc.bsky.social
Aspiring board game designer, writer, socialist, disability advocate
Chuck Schumer: "I am proud to report that when a masked thug enters a journalist's home and kidnaps their child, we have negotiated that the child will get one juice box a week for up to 36 weeks."
January 30, 2026 at 2:28 PM
Chuck Schumer: "I am proud to report that when a masked thug enters a journalist's home and kidnaps their child, we have negotiated that the child will get one juice box a week for up to 36 weeks."
The problem is that Kissinger for example lived to be 100
January 20, 2026 at 9:14 PM
The problem is that Kissinger for example lived to be 100
Fool me once, shame on you. I was expecting you to fool me like at least three times, and then hang out so I could fool you.
January 6, 2026 at 4:33 AM
Fool me once, shame on you. I was expecting you to fool me like at least three times, and then hang out so I could fool you.
RIP Mike F
December 30, 2025 at 8:03 PM
RIP Mike F
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"My wife is a big fan of yours, I gotta say. Your work is legendary. But I'm wondering about your reindeer...they get a little tired, a bit off-course in the snow, maybe don't see a Grandma walking home?"
December 21, 2025 at 7:34 PM
"My wife is a big fan of yours, I gotta say. Your work is legendary. But I'm wondering about your reindeer...they get a little tired, a bit off-course in the snow, maybe don't see a Grandma walking home?"
Every parent needs information, whether it's from other parents, books, or the internet. But the information needs to be accurate and safe. ChatGPT is neither.
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Every parent needs information, whether it's from other parents, books, or the internet. But the information needs to be accurate and safe. ChatGPT is neither.
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hey does anybody want to mind some rich moron's five neglected kids while getting malnutrition in a shack full of dangerous snakes lmk. no pay
November 21, 2025 at 4:13 AM
hey does anybody want to mind some rich moron's five neglected kids while getting malnutrition in a shack full of dangerous snakes lmk. no pay
Oh you're a Pagliacci fan? Name three of his murders.
November 19, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Oh you're a Pagliacci fan? Name three of his murders.
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Franz kafka ruined waking up as a giant bug. now if you wake up as a bug it's automatically "kafkaesque"
October 9, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Franz kafka ruined waking up as a giant bug. now if you wake up as a bug it's automatically "kafkaesque"
Patient: But doctor, I am Pagliacci!
Doctor: You're not Pagliacci. You killed Pagliacci.
Patient: What?!
Doctor: And I'm not a doctor.
Patient: Oh my God, what is happening??
Doctor: We're on Shutter Island. It's a whole thing.
Doctor: You're not Pagliacci. You killed Pagliacci.
Patient: What?!
Doctor: And I'm not a doctor.
Patient: Oh my God, what is happening??
Doctor: We're on Shutter Island. It's a whole thing.
September 5, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Patient: But doctor, I am Pagliacci!
Doctor: You're not Pagliacci. You killed Pagliacci.
Patient: What?!
Doctor: And I'm not a doctor.
Patient: Oh my God, what is happening??
Doctor: We're on Shutter Island. It's a whole thing.
Doctor: You're not Pagliacci. You killed Pagliacci.
Patient: What?!
Doctor: And I'm not a doctor.
Patient: Oh my God, what is happening??
Doctor: We're on Shutter Island. It's a whole thing.
This shirt tried to gaslight me
August 17, 2025 at 11:49 PM
This shirt tried to gaslight me
Me when he finally has a funeral
July 21, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Me when he finally has a funeral
Trump should have waited until 4th of July to announce his plan to bring back indentured servitude/slavery.
July 3, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Trump should have waited until 4th of July to announce his plan to bring back indentured servitude/slavery.
I say "Correct me if I'm wrong" only when I am 100% sure that I'm not wrong.
June 30, 2025 at 3:29 AM
I say "Correct me if I'm wrong" only when I am 100% sure that I'm not wrong.
Gosh, Johnny, is this the Forbidden Area?
I've got to see what the Elders are hiding, Susie! Look!
What is it? It looks like our Learning Screen but made of paper!
I think this is what they called a...a book!
I wonder what a Hamlet is!!
I will read it and tell you about it, Susie.
Thanks Johnny.
I've got to see what the Elders are hiding, Susie! Look!
What is it? It looks like our Learning Screen but made of paper!
I think this is what they called a...a book!
I wonder what a Hamlet is!!
I will read it and tell you about it, Susie.
Thanks Johnny.
June 13, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Gosh, Johnny, is this the Forbidden Area?
I've got to see what the Elders are hiding, Susie! Look!
What is it? It looks like our Learning Screen but made of paper!
I think this is what they called a...a book!
I wonder what a Hamlet is!!
I will read it and tell you about it, Susie.
Thanks Johnny.
I've got to see what the Elders are hiding, Susie! Look!
What is it? It looks like our Learning Screen but made of paper!
I think this is what they called a...a book!
I wonder what a Hamlet is!!
I will read it and tell you about it, Susie.
Thanks Johnny.
JKR will spend the rest of her life locked into her bitter, hateful activities and they will never bring her peace or happiness.
June 3, 2025 at 3:42 AM
JKR will spend the rest of her life locked into her bitter, hateful activities and they will never bring her peace or happiness.
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For every doll you deny me I will push another jet off an aircraft carrier
May 7, 2025 at 3:46 AM
For every doll you deny me I will push another jet off an aircraft carrier
The ocean demands another sacrifice
May 8, 2025 at 1:39 AM
The ocean demands another sacrifice
Garfield is becoming self-aware
May 7, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Garfield is becoming self-aware
You may see that RFK Jr is launching a new disease registry to track Americans with autism. In addition to the scary implications of that tracking, autism is not a disease.
April 22, 2025 at 12:15 AM
You may see that RFK Jr is launching a new disease registry to track Americans with autism. In addition to the scary implications of that tracking, autism is not a disease.
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Fascists use absurdity as a cudgel and a shield. They use hypocrisy similarly.You will never get a fascist to stop by pointing out their hypocrisy or absurdity because they know,and they think it’s hilarious.You actually have to fight these forces,not just call them names and quibble over pedantics.
April 16, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Fascists use absurdity as a cudgel and a shield. They use hypocrisy similarly.You will never get a fascist to stop by pointing out their hypocrisy or absurdity because they know,and they think it’s hilarious.You actually have to fight these forces,not just call them names and quibble over pedantics.
Mindfulness? In THIS economy?
April 10, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Mindfulness? In THIS economy?