Carl Cecere
@carlcecere.bsky.social
This is why Hemingway wrote as he did.
oh my god you have to read this until the end www.telos.news/p/part-1-how...
Part 1: How I Found Out
Olivia had just returned from a reporting trip—at least that’s what she told me it was—and her Herschel backpack, the one with the flap that never quite closed properly, was tossed beside our bed, its...
www.telos.news
November 18, 2025 at 3:27 AM
This is why Hemingway wrote as he did.
Dishwasher done “Back to the Futured” my mug! My son’s just erased!
November 17, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Dishwasher done “Back to the Futured” my mug! My son’s just erased!
Write amicus briefs to SCOTUS.
Question 25:
Brag on yourself.
There’s something you do better than literally everyone else. What is it?
Brag on yourself.
There’s something you do better than literally everyone else. What is it?
November 16, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Write amicus briefs to SCOTUS.
It’s like they just can’t resist subjecting us all to another 12-point plan.
Fact is, Epstein is the *only* issue impervious to Trump/GOP messaging tactics.
That's why Trump & MAGA keep freaking out—they literally don't know what to do when lying, misdirection, and demagoguery don't work. So they flail around, making it worse.
Dropping it would be political malpractice.
That's why Trump & MAGA keep freaking out—they literally don't know what to do when lying, misdirection, and demagoguery don't work. So they flail around, making it worse.
Dropping it would be political malpractice.
The usual suspects are telling Dems that Epstein won’t win elections, get back to “affordability” and I think my head might explode. www.offmessage.net/p/force-a-re...
November 15, 2025 at 7:55 PM
It’s like they just can’t resist subjecting us all to another 12-point plan.
How many clocks for him to renounce the presidency. A weary nation wants to know.
"It was tough to beat Apple, but the Swiss did it." said one administration official.
How the Swiss convinced Trump to drop tariffs with gifts of a Rolex desk clock and a 1 kg gold bar.
www.axios.com/2025/11/14/t...
How the Swiss convinced Trump to drop tariffs with gifts of a Rolex desk clock and a 1 kg gold bar.
www.axios.com/2025/11/14/t...
How to lobby Trump with Swiss precision: gifts, gold and gab
How the Swiss broke a diplomatic logjam on tariffs by arriving with tributes fit for a king.
www.axios.com
November 15, 2025 at 4:35 PM
How many clocks for him to renounce the presidency. A weary nation wants to know.
I tend to believe that the Dersh does these interviews because someone’s paying him. Not the TV networks. Somebody else.
Why else would he bring his hands so dang close to the woodchipper like this.
Why else would he bring his hands so dang close to the woodchipper like this.
Dershowitz: The predecessor on your show described Epstein as a convicted pedophile. He pleaded guilty to one count of having sex for money with a 17-year-and-10-month-old person. That’s not a pedophile.
November 15, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I tend to believe that the Dersh does these interviews because someone’s paying him. Not the TV networks. Somebody else.
Why else would he bring his hands so dang close to the woodchipper like this.
Why else would he bring his hands so dang close to the woodchipper like this.
I don’t understand this take. Aren’t these emails curated for mentions of Trump?
Like he’s gonna be mentioned or somehow implicated in every email.
Like he’s gonna be mentioned or somehow implicated in every email.
somehow Trump appears in Epstein's emails more than Epstein himself
November 14, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I don’t understand this take. Aren’t these emails curated for mentions of Trump?
Like he’s gonna be mentioned or somehow implicated in every email.
Like he’s gonna be mentioned or somehow implicated in every email.
Hardest same-day pivot to navigate in appellate law: oral argument in the morning, bankruptcy brief in the afternoon.
Change my mind.
Change my mind.
November 13, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Hardest same-day pivot to navigate in appellate law: oral argument in the morning, bankruptcy brief in the afternoon.
Change my mind.
Change my mind.
No, no, no.
No, no.
No.
Trump had the “concepts” of a plan last year. The window for concepts is closed.
No, no.
No.
Trump had the “concepts” of a plan last year. The window for concepts is closed.
NEW: As health insurance bills rise, Republicans are still seeking an Obamacare alternative
There is no legislative product yet.
No consensus in the party about a plan.
But top GOP lawmakers and policy figures on Capitol Hill have begun discussing concepts.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/con...
There is no legislative product yet.
No consensus in the party about a plan.
But top GOP lawmakers and policy figures on Capitol Hill have begun discussing concepts.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/con...
As health insurance bills rise, Republicans are still seeking an Obamacare alternative
Premiums for millions of Americans in red and blue states are expected to more than double on average next year unless Congress finds a solution.
www.nbcnews.com
November 13, 2025 at 6:50 PM
No, no, no.
No, no.
No.
Trump had the “concepts” of a plan last year. The window for concepts is closed.
No, no.
No.
Trump had the “concepts” of a plan last year. The window for concepts is closed.
You know what I’m feeling cancel-cultury. L’il cancel-culturesque.
November 13, 2025 at 4:09 AM
You know what I’m feeling cancel-cultury. L’il cancel-culturesque.
I get AI thoughts/concepts from clients in every one of my cases. They are always wildly off-base.
Without disclosing anything specific: Have any other lawyers seen a giant uptick in people sending in ChatGPT summaries of their potential claims, or things like a “counsel retention packet”?
I’d be very interested to hear how others are handling this—we tend to see it as a red flag.
1/2
I’d be very interested to hear how others are handling this—we tend to see it as a red flag.
1/2
November 12, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I get AI thoughts/concepts from clients in every one of my cases. They are always wildly off-base.
Do enough litigation and you realize that most people are positively moronic about what they put in their emails.
of all the atrocities these emails likely allude to, it's still amazing that 'elites' write awful things *in emails*. so above the law, so convinced of their rectitude, so conditioned to impunity.
November 12, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Do enough litigation and you realize that most people are positively moronic about what they put in their emails.
The trouble is they hired a real honest-to-goodness great actor to play Bond and it was really awesome.
Now they're thinking they need honest-to-goodness writing.
Now they're thinking they need honest-to-goodness writing.
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 3:26 PM
The trouble is they hired a real honest-to-goodness great actor to play Bond and it was really awesome.
Now they're thinking they need honest-to-goodness writing.
Now they're thinking they need honest-to-goodness writing.
When I said Bivens for someone not named Bivens, this is not what I had in mind.
Look at this new outrage. To open govt, we're retroactively letting 8 Senators sue for $500K each over having had their J6 phone toll records looked at. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/10/u...
Spending Bill Would Pave Way for Senators to Sue Over Phone Searches
www.nytimes.com
November 11, 2025 at 3:31 AM
When I said Bivens for someone not named Bivens, this is not what I had in mind.
This is awesome news Brian! I’m definitely gonna come visit next time I’m at CA5.
I couldn’t be more delighted to announce that I’ve accepted an offer to join the faculty of Tulane Law School. law.tulane.edu/news/tulane-...
Tulane Law Welcomes Professor Brian Frye to the Faculty
Tulane University Law School News
law.tulane.edu
November 10, 2025 at 10:31 PM
This is awesome news Brian! I’m definitely gonna come visit next time I’m at CA5.
Hollywood, I say this all the time but Bradly Whitford is epically, criminally underused and now we’re gonna have words.
What you do is put him in your show, movie, whatever, and let the awesomeness explode.
What you do is put him in your show, movie, whatever, and let the awesomeness explode.
November 10, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Hollywood, I say this all the time but Bradly Whitford is epically, criminally underused and now we’re gonna have words.
What you do is put him in your show, movie, whatever, and let the awesomeness explode.
What you do is put him in your show, movie, whatever, and let the awesomeness explode.
Fedora Man just provided the recipe for curing the epidemic of male loneliness, if other 15 yr olds just care to listen.
Loving today's news that the mysterious "fedora man" outside the Louvre heist was actually a 15-year-old museum visitor who dresses like a 1940s French detective all the time, just because. apnews.com/article/louv...
Fedora man unmasked: Meet the teen behind the Louvre mystery photo
Fifteen-year-old Pedro Elias Garzon Delvaux has become an internet sensation after an Associated Press photo captured him outside the Louvre on the day of a crown jewels heist.
apnews.com
November 9, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Fedora Man just provided the recipe for curing the epidemic of male loneliness, if other 15 yr olds just care to listen.
IS THAT HIS CORRUPTO-JET
He was elected thanks to microplastics so it makes sense he’d decorate with macroplastics
November 9, 2025 at 4:27 AM
IS THAT HIS CORRUPTO-JET
When I say he's out of his depth in trying to fix insurance on the fly, what I mean is he's in the wrong ocean.
November 8, 2025 at 11:18 PM
When I say he's out of his depth in trying to fix insurance on the fly, what I mean is he's in the wrong ocean.
Hey @arditidpopolo.bsky.social, I need your help to make sure I can keep up with my son skiing this year. Assume I have 3 2-hr blocks to row every week. What would you do for workouts in those times to maximize strength and fitness.
November 8, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Hey @arditidpopolo.bsky.social, I need your help to make sure I can keep up with my son skiing this year. Assume I have 3 2-hr blocks to row every week. What would you do for workouts in those times to maximize strength and fitness.
I keep watching this person in disbelief that she is such a ghoul.
Jeanine Pirro bragging in August that she just arrested Sandwich Guy and was going to teach him a lesson in court.
November 7, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I keep watching this person in disbelief that she is such a ghoul.
Just a reminder that as much as we work with fancy words, appellate lawyers have to learn to be masters of understatement.
When we call your brief "strong," that mean its will literally knock the paint off walls.
When we call your brief "strong," that mean its will literally knock the paint off walls.
November 6, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Just a reminder that as much as we work with fancy words, appellate lawyers have to learn to be masters of understatement.
When we call your brief "strong," that mean its will literally knock the paint off walls.
When we call your brief "strong," that mean its will literally knock the paint off walls.
Gosh, maybe we shouldn't have demolished the White House.
November 6, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Gosh, maybe we shouldn't have demolished the White House.
When Elon started DOGE, I honestly thought he was coming from a decent place and wouldn't use the opportunity to corruptly enrich himself.
He's the world's richest man, I figured. Why would he seek more through corruption? Why would he even care about money?
Guess I was wrong.
He's the world's richest man, I figured. Why would he seek more through corruption? Why would he even care about money?
Guess I was wrong.
Elon Musk wants a pay package worth $1 trillion.
But an emerging group of opponents argue the package is excessive, and some say Musk’s political and side ventures have put the company at risk.
But an emerging group of opponents argue the package is excessive, and some say Musk’s political and side ventures have put the company at risk.
Elon Musk’s ultimatum to Tesla: Make me a trillionaire or I may leave
A proposed pay package could make Tesla CEO Elon Musk the world’s first trillionaire, but it faces resistance from shareholders and critics who say it’s unearned.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 6, 2025 at 3:18 PM
When Elon started DOGE, I honestly thought he was coming from a decent place and wouldn't use the opportunity to corruptly enrich himself.
He's the world's richest man, I figured. Why would he seek more through corruption? Why would he even care about money?
Guess I was wrong.
He's the world's richest man, I figured. Why would he seek more through corruption? Why would he even care about money?
Guess I was wrong.
New best way to Own the Libs just dropped.
November 6, 2025 at 2:52 PM
New best way to Own the Libs just dropped.