Frank Lesser
@sadmonsters.bsky.social
Former Colbert writer and current dystopia writer
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Frank Lesser
@sadmonsters.bsky.social
· Nov 12
RFK Jr. is to RFK what Four Seasons Total Landscaping is to Four Seasons Hotel
In other news, water has low dryness activity.
November 29, 2025 at 8:02 PM
In other news, water has low dryness activity.
Who knew Ryan Lizza would write a popular Thanksgiving cuckbook
November 27, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Who knew Ryan Lizza would write a popular Thanksgiving cuckbook
However, Field & Stream magazine has exclusive photos of RFK Jr.’s river flowing through her canyon.
November 24, 2025 at 9:51 PM
However, Field & Stream magazine has exclusive photos of RFK Jr.’s river flowing through her canyon.
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My book Good Game No Rematch is now more than half-off with Amazon’s Black Friday sale!
If you’re looking for the perfect gift for the video game fan in your life (and/or you have no idea what to get them) this silly book fits the bill quite nicely!
If you’re looking for the perfect gift for the video game fan in your life (and/or you have no idea what to get them) this silly book fits the bill quite nicely!
Good Game, No Rematch: A Life Made of Video Games
Amazon.com: Good Game, No Rematch: A Life Made of Video Games: 9781335012692: Drucker, Mike: Books
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November 20, 2025 at 2:28 PM
My book Good Game No Rematch is now more than half-off with Amazon’s Black Friday sale!
If you’re looking for the perfect gift for the video game fan in your life (and/or you have no idea what to get them) this silly book fits the bill quite nicely!
If you’re looking for the perfect gift for the video game fan in your life (and/or you have no idea what to get them) this silly book fits the bill quite nicely!
RFK Jr. clearly knows his way around a woman’s erosion-ish zones
November 23, 2025 at 8:46 PM
RFK Jr. clearly knows his way around a woman’s erosion-ish zones
When you end an affair with a Kennedy, it’s called “getting the Ich bin ein Berliner”
November 22, 2025 at 11:36 PM
When you end an affair with a Kennedy, it’s called “getting the Ich bin ein Berliner”
JFK: “Ask not what your country can do for you. Ask what you can do for your country.”
RFK: “Some men see things as they are and ask, ‘Why?’ I dream things that never were and ask, ‘Why not?’”
RFK Jr.:
RFK: “Some men see things as they are and ask, ‘Why?’ I dream things that never were and ask, ‘Why not?’”
RFK Jr.:
November 22, 2025 at 9:20 PM
JFK: “Ask not what your country can do for you. Ask what you can do for your country.”
RFK: “Some men see things as they are and ask, ‘Why?’ I dream things that never were and ask, ‘Why not?’”
RFK Jr.:
RFK: “Some men see things as they are and ask, ‘Why?’ I dream things that never were and ask, ‘Why not?’”
RFK Jr.:
Just found out that Elmer Fudd is short for “Elmer Fuck-Budd.”
November 22, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Just found out that Elmer Fudd is short for “Elmer Fuck-Budd.”
In wrestling terms, it’s all kayfabe
November 22, 2025 at 1:44 AM
In wrestling terms, it’s all kayfabe
In 6 months we’ll find out Eric Adams was having an affair with a rat-king.
November 9, 2025 at 9:58 PM
In 6 months we’ll find out Eric Adams was having an affair with a rat-king.
It’s going to be a huge scandal when it comes out that ChatGPT, Claude, and Grok are secretly using AI to answer your questions
November 8, 2025 at 11:24 PM
It’s going to be a huge scandal when it comes out that ChatGPT, Claude, and Grok are secretly using AI to answer your questions
He was elected thanks to microplastics so it makes sense he’d decorate with macroplastics
November 8, 2025 at 10:17 PM
He was elected thanks to microplastics so it makes sense he’d decorate with macroplastics
“I am become Poop, destroyer of bowls.” Me during colonoscopy prep
October 28, 2025 at 5:01 PM
“I am become Poop, destroyer of bowls.” Me during colonoscopy prep
Reposted by Frank Lesser
🚨BREAKING: Pennsylvania Supreme Court RULES that election officials violated voter’s rights by rejecting mail-in ballots with technical errors without notifying voters. Voters must be given notice their ballots won’t count so they can challenge the disqualification or cast a provisional ballot.
🚨 Center for Coalfield Justice v. Washington County Board of Elections
Learn more.
www.democracydocket.com
September 26, 2025 at 10:42 PM
🚨BREAKING: Pennsylvania Supreme Court RULES that election officials violated voter’s rights by rejecting mail-in ballots with technical errors without notifying voters. Voters must be given notice their ballots won’t count so they can challenge the disqualification or cast a provisional ballot.
The Amish all got Raptured today but we haven’t found out because they didn’t have phones to record it on
September 24, 2025 at 3:30 AM
The Amish all got Raptured today but we haven’t found out because they didn’t have phones to record it on
I’m just glad social media didn’t exist when the Heaven’s Gate cult was around, though Nike would’ve had a real killer 1997
September 23, 2025 at 3:03 AM
I’m just glad social media didn’t exist when the Heaven’s Gate cult was around, though Nike would’ve had a real killer 1997
Thanks to Trump, shows never run out of material. They run out of show.
September 19, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Thanks to Trump, shows never run out of material. They run out of show.
First they came for Colbert
And I did not speak out
Because I watched Gutfeld.
Then they came for Kimmel
And I did not speak out
Because I listened to Rogan.
Then the outrage-mongers
could no longer fake being upset
Because there was no one left.
And I did not speak out
Because I watched Gutfeld.
Then they came for Kimmel
And I did not speak out
Because I listened to Rogan.
Then the outrage-mongers
could no longer fake being upset
Because there was no one left.
September 19, 2025 at 12:14 AM
First they came for Colbert
And I did not speak out
Because I watched Gutfeld.
Then they came for Kimmel
And I did not speak out
Because I listened to Rogan.
Then the outrage-mongers
could no longer fake being upset
Because there was no one left.
And I did not speak out
Because I watched Gutfeld.
Then they came for Kimmel
And I did not speak out
Because I listened to Rogan.
Then the outrage-mongers
could no longer fake being upset
Because there was no one left.
One way to get people to stop calling you fascist is to make sure they can’t call you anything at all
September 18, 2025 at 4:38 PM
One way to get people to stop calling you fascist is to make sure they can’t call you anything at all
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When freedom is under fire you can count on me to ramble and mutter incoherently.
September 18, 2025 at 10:15 AM
When freedom is under fire you can count on me to ramble and mutter incoherently.
It’s called the First Amendment because it’s the first one they’re going to take away
September 18, 2025 at 3:05 AM
It’s called the First Amendment because it’s the first one they’re going to take away
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This is a massive, history making abuse of your power. It will define your legacy and one day you will come to regret punishing free speech and trying to destroy democracy.
September 18, 2025 at 12:53 AM
This is a massive, history making abuse of your power. It will define your legacy and one day you will come to regret punishing free speech and trying to destroy democracy.
If you’re reporting on Kimmel, point out that this is yet another instance of Trump’s FCC toady Brendan Carr applying quid-pro-quo pressure to a company seeking an acquisition, in this case Nexstar’s $6.2 billion bid for a rival that requires his approval: www.newscaststudio.com/2025/08/22/n...
Nexstar CEO Perry Sook defends $6.2B Tegna acquisition as regulatory shift creates opening
Nexstar Media Group CEO Perry Sook positioned his company’s proposed $6.2 billion acquisition of rival ... Read More
www.newscaststudio.com
September 17, 2025 at 11:58 PM
If you’re reporting on Kimmel, point out that this is yet another instance of Trump’s FCC toady Brendan Carr applying quid-pro-quo pressure to a company seeking an acquisition, in this case Nexstar’s $6.2 billion bid for a rival that requires his approval: www.newscaststudio.com/2025/08/22/n...
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Y'know that Guardian article which cited an anonymous friend of Tyler Robinson claiming he was the only "leftist" in his family?
It just got updated after the "verified source" decided he couldn't remember his "relationship" with the accused shooter well enough to be quoted
It just got updated after the "verified source" decided he couldn't remember his "relationship" with the accused shooter well enough to be quoted
September 13, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Y'know that Guardian article which cited an anonymous friend of Tyler Robinson claiming he was the only "leftist" in his family?
It just got updated after the "verified source" decided he couldn't remember his "relationship" with the accused shooter well enough to be quoted
It just got updated after the "verified source" decided he couldn't remember his "relationship" with the accused shooter well enough to be quoted