Carl Cecere
carlcecere.bsky.social
Carl Cecere
@carlcecere.bsky.social
Honestly when I look at this pie I see qualified immunity.
November 28, 2025 at 4:38 PM
The question of the day is which brief will be easiest to write when most of my mind is occupied by pie.
November 26, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Okay what additions to the White House are we gonna make when I become president?

attorneydad with an early lead

bsky.app/profile/atto...
If they let me build a new ballroom at the White House
November 26, 2025 at 2:53 PM
OFFICIAL THANKSGIVING PIE RANKINGS

1. I love all of them like my children you wouldn’t ask me to rank my children you ghouls.
November 26, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Reposted by Carl Cecere
With the work done in Geneva as Europeans, and with Ukraine and the US, we now have a starting point.

I will outline some of the core priorities of Europe going forward ↓
link.europa.eu/jj4cqH
November 26, 2025 at 8:29 AM
“The Department of Picayune Garment Inspection.”

But like, in a super-tough way.
November 25, 2025 at 2:10 PM
I like the part where he highlights that Mark Kelly put out the message at great personal risk and showed enormous courage and clearly believed it was an important message to send whereas he recalls all the generals to tell the to do pushups and everyone he works with snickers when he leaves a room.
This is likely unlawful command influence
November 24, 2025 at 8:21 PM
wait

we won?

we won

We won!

Holy cow WE WON
***and now 95 percent of Bluesky is disconsolate. please check in with the birds fan in your virtual life.
November 24, 2025 at 1:13 AM
A pox on whomever did this to formal shoes.
November 22, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Reposted by Carl Cecere
Especially for the 1Ls out there, preparing for their 1st set of law school exams, I wrote this post back in 2007 about how to get a good grade on a law school issue spotter. The post, "Bad Answers, Good Answers, and Terrific Answers," is available here:
volokh.com/posts/116838...
November 22, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Every one of my law student followers should read everything that @orinkerr.bsky.social writes about how to succeed in law school. The best is his article about how to read a case. This, however, on how to succeed on a law school exam, is only second by a hair.
Especially for the 1Ls out there, preparing for their 1st set of law school exams, I wrote this post back in 2007 about how to get a good grade on a law school issue spotter. The post, "Bad Answers, Good Answers, and Terrific Answers," is available here:
volokh.com/posts/116838...
November 22, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I don’t think we are remotely prepared for the harm that will come from AI data slop. The harm we’ll suffer from inaccurate data will be bad enough. But far worse will be the erosion in trust that will result when people dismiss every inconvenient fact as AI data slop.
November 22, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Trump is a sunflower he turns toward any sun he sees. doesn’t matter if it is the light from an oncoming freight train.

This is why he ran on the Epstein files despite being criminally implicated in them.

This is why he likes Mamdani even though he ran on hating Trump.

It is not complicated.
November 22, 2025 at 12:40 AM
"So does that mean I wish him well or ..."
Tonight Steven Miller with meet with him and explain that Mamdani is a Muslim Communist who wants to put Ivanka in a gulag and Trump will bleat out something nasty about him...and he'll mean that just as much as he meant all the nice things he said today about Mamdani. HIs brain is mush.
November 21, 2025 at 11:01 PM
What's harder and more face-melting than filing a brief in a bankruptcy appeal?

Filing two briefs in a bankruptcy appeal on the same day.
November 21, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Reminder: everyone.
Okay I need everyone—everyone—to start praying for snow in Colorado for December. This is very specific.

Snow.

Colorado.

December.

Everyone.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.
November 21, 2025 at 4:13 PM
The “I’m totally not gonna invade you again, I swear” plan.
NEW: Trump's full 28-point Ukraine-Russia peace plan would force Kyiv to give up additional territory in the east, cap the size of its military, and agree it will never join NATO
Exclusive: Trump's full 28-point Ukraine-Russia peace plan
The full plan was obtained by Axios and verified by Ukrainian and U.S. officials.
trib.al
November 21, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Okay I need everyone—everyone—to start praying for snow in Colorado for December. This is very specific.

Snow.

Colorado.

December.

Everyone.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.
November 20, 2025 at 3:12 PM
I mean make it mountain bikes and “shooting” with cameras and you can pass that invite my way.
November 19, 2025 at 8:01 PM
There's a larger lesson about the trouble with corrupt governance too.
A summar of the legal news today (re: Comey and the Texas redistricting): Bad lawyers are bad, and they're worse if you chase out every good lawyer who could possibly help them be ok.
November 19, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Danny: Does the President have a plan to obtain a valid indictment against that deep-state saboteur Comey?

Josh: Don’t worry, the President has a plan for a valid indictment against Comey

D: is there a reason that indictment wasn’t sent to the Grand Jury? Was the indictment a secret?

CJ: JOSH
NEWS: During a hearing in federal court in VA, prosecutors confirmed that the operative indictment in the case against James Comey was never shown to or voted on by the entire grand jury before it was presented in open court.

Defense counsel argued that’s a complete bar to further prosecution
November 19, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Did Trump fail to clear the ham-sandwich bar AGAIN.
NEWS: During a hearing in federal court in VA, prosecutors confirmed that the operative indictment in the case against James Comey was never shown to or voted on by the entire grand jury before it was presented in open court.

Defense counsel argued that’s a complete bar to further prosecution
November 19, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Brady?
BREAKING: Prosecutors in the Comey case just told the judge that they’re under orders from the Deputy Attorney Generals’s office not to disclose whether career prosecutors wrote a memo recommending *against* indicting Comey prior to Halligan going to the grand jury.
November 19, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Love the new federalism in which the Feds screw up so much that they mess up your state-level redistricting shenanigans.
November 19, 2025 at 4:18 PM