Captain Bergatron
@captbergatron.bsky.social
Commercial and (fmr) USAF pilot and Electrical Engineer. Living for palm trees, success, and the sky.
And he *knew* the cannibals!
Michael C. Rockefeller got shipwrecked in 1963, washed up on an island, and was promptly eaten by cannibals.
December 13, 2025 at 6:19 PM
And he *knew* the cannibals!
"It's gotta Bonefish Grill right there in the Carabas it's nuts."
i awkwardly ordered coffee while this kid confirmed a date with the barista yesterday. he was like "we are going to carrabas" she says ooo what is that. and he says "a nice italian place."
adorable. so sweet. good lord.
adorable. so sweet. good lord.
December 13, 2025 at 5:14 PM
"It's gotta Bonefish Grill right there in the Carabas it's nuts."
This is fascinating. Bravo to brave politicians with both principles and a spine.
The deeply personal reasons why many Indiana Senate Republicans said no to Trump | CNN Politics
Jean Leising spoke at a breakfast this fall at her 8th grade grandson’s school. Hours later, when she was set to give him a ride home from basketball practice, he bashfully told her that his entire te...
www.cnn.com
December 12, 2025 at 7:27 AM
This is fascinating. Bravo to brave politicians with both principles and a spine.
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So they *are* able to stop a ship in international waters and seize control of it without killing everyone on board?
Huh.
Huh.
Trump: "It's been an interesting day from the standpoint of news. As you probably know, we've just seized a tanker on the coast of Venezuela. Largest one ever seized actually. And other things are happening."
December 10, 2025 at 8:18 PM
So they *are* able to stop a ship in international waters and seize control of it without killing everyone on board?
Huh.
Huh.
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One theory I have is that competence, self-control, responsibility, and expertise have all been feminized, leaving “masculinity” with the realm of impulsivity and petulance. So the divide is not really between “femininity” and “masculinity” so much as between adulthood and childishness.
Everything else aside, the idea that this is a model for many men of *masculinity* is so wild. This? This is "manly"? This is how people think it's cool to act?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-wG...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-wG...
Dave Portnoy Demands NFL Investigate Pete Carroll & Raiders For Rigging
YouTube video by Clasher Sports
www.youtube.com
December 9, 2025 at 6:41 PM
One theory I have is that competence, self-control, responsibility, and expertise have all been feminized, leaving “masculinity” with the realm of impulsivity and petulance. So the divide is not really between “femininity” and “masculinity” so much as between adulthood and childishness.
The whole planet is facepalming. Really captures the moment
Decaying hands rising from the grave to clutch at the Earth. Awesome.
December 5, 2025 at 9:29 PM
The whole planet is facepalming. Really captures the moment
It makes it a lot easier to refuse unlawful orders for one
Imagine what it does to morale in the military to see the defense secretary hang an admiral out to dry to avoid responsibility for war crimes.
December 2, 2025 at 5:19 AM
It makes it a lot easier to refuse unlawful orders for one
Correct. We know it wasn't a cyber or biological attack. The only reason to clarify is cuz on Fox News it sounds all Space Wars and shit. Calling it "lethal" is also redundant.
They keep calling them “kinetic strikes” for some reason, as if the particular method of murder remotely matters here.
Maybe it’s just because they’re dumb and they think it sounds cool?
Maybe it’s just because they’re dumb and they think it sounds cool?
REPORTER: Does the administration deny that that second strike happened, or did it happen and the administration denies that Hegseth gave the order?
LEAVITT: The latter. Secretary Hegseth authorized Admiral Bradley to conduct these kinetic strikes. He worked well within his authority and the law.
LEAVITT: The latter. Secretary Hegseth authorized Admiral Bradley to conduct these kinetic strikes. He worked well within his authority and the law.
December 1, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Correct. We know it wasn't a cyber or biological attack. The only reason to clarify is cuz on Fox News it sounds all Space Wars and shit. Calling it "lethal" is also redundant.
This happens to me. I need to focus and extra photons just create distraction.
Help...I have heard that some people look at a light to /stop/ a sneeze. I am very much the opposite. Are there people out there who have this anti-sneeze reaction when looking at something bright??
December 1, 2025 at 3:06 AM
This happens to me. I need to focus and extra photons just create distraction.
It's always surprising watching who wakes up first
Wow: JPMorgan Chase CEO Jamie Dimon seems to think that companies involved with Trump's ballroom project could be criminally prosecuted. thehill.com/business/559...
November 29, 2025 at 7:06 PM
It's always surprising watching who wakes up first
Was anyone else kinda hoping it was Alec Baldwin again?
Experience: I was stabbed in the back with a real knife while performing Julius Caesar
Experience: I was stabbed in the back with a real knife while performing Julius Caesar
Our student theatre group had the bright idea of using actual knives on stage for authenticity. The blade missed my aorta by about a centimetre
www.theguardian.com
November 29, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Was anyone else kinda hoping it was Alec Baldwin again?
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You're not seeing the defense and international conflict experts disagreeing because if the facts are true, it's one of the most basic things in the law of armed conflict: You cannot kill people who are "hors de combat," taken out of the game by injury or attack. This is Geneva 101 stuff.
I follower a few defense experts.
Seeing them all straight-up declare this a war crime without any him-and-hawing is uhm
Disconcerting.
Pete Hegseth must resign, as does Stephen Miller. Donald Trump should be subpoenaed before Congress to answer for HIS policy.
Seeing them all straight-up declare this a war crime without any him-and-hawing is uhm
Disconcerting.
Pete Hegseth must resign, as does Stephen Miller. Donald Trump should be subpoenaed before Congress to answer for HIS policy.
November 29, 2025 at 2:01 AM
You're not seeing the defense and international conflict experts disagreeing because if the facts are true, it's one of the most basic things in the law of armed conflict: You cannot kill people who are "hors de combat," taken out of the game by injury or attack. This is Geneva 101 stuff.
Some people need to look up the My Lai disaster before flippantly invoking the term "war crime".
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/My_Lai_...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/My_Lai_...
November 28, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Some people need to look up the My Lai disaster before flippantly invoking the term "war crime".
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/My_Lai_...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/My_Lai_...
Lately I've found few things more relieving than seeing a pushover republican growing a spine.
h/t @adamwren.bsky.social
Michael Bohacek, a Republican state senator from Indiana who has a daughter with down syndrome, says he will vote against redistricting in Indiana after Trump used the word "retarded."
Michael Bohacek, a Republican state senator from Indiana who has a daughter with down syndrome, says he will vote against redistricting in Indiana after Trump used the word "retarded."
November 28, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Lately I've found few things more relieving than seeing a pushover republican growing a spine.
What...are they gonna do with them?
Thieves have stolen €90,000 worth of fine French snails destined for some of the country’s most prestigious restaurants
Thieves take €90,000 of snails meant for Michelin-starred restaurants
French police are on the trail of ‘experienced’ criminals who stole a whole year’s worth of produce from Jean-Mathieu Dauvergne’s L’Escargot des Grands Crus
www.thetimes.com
November 28, 2025 at 5:06 AM
What...are they gonna do with them?
Cool they found a way to make flying even more stressful, but as long as no one wore pajamas
This is a really sick story.
From everything I know, Boston’s Logan Airport is a legitimately dangerous place to travel through.
abcnews.go.com/US/19-year-c...
From everything I know, Boston’s Logan Airport is a legitimately dangerous place to travel through.
abcnews.go.com/US/19-year-c...
November 27, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Cool they found a way to make flying even more stressful, but as long as no one wore pajamas
It's giving major R Kelly "Trapped in the Closet" vibes.
this fuckin guy ...dropping allegations of journalistic malpractice and source betrayal in separate piece meal events like it’s delicious media gossip and then writing, “we haven’t reached the halfway point, and I haven’t yet described the most bizarre, consequential, and newsworthy events”
November 27, 2025 at 12:23 AM
It's giving major R Kelly "Trapped in the Closet" vibes.
Has anyone considered that maybe the guy saying to ignore the pope on morals might be the antichrist?
Like, dude. Listen to yourself.
Like, dude. Listen to yourself.
In newly leaked audio, Peter Thiel admits he urged JD Vance to ignore Pope Leo XIV on moral questions — including the ethical development of AI.
He goes even further, branding Leo “the woke American pope” and suggesting he’s a tool of the Antichrist.
He goes even further, branding Leo “the woke American pope” and suggesting he’s a tool of the Antichrist.
NEW: JD Vance’s Top Donor Suggests Pope Leo XIV is Antichrist
In a leaked lecture, Peter Thiel says he’s urged Vance to ignore the pope on moral questions — and simply pray for him.
www.thelettersfromleo.com
November 26, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Has anyone considered that maybe the guy saying to ignore the pope on morals might be the antichrist?
Like, dude. Listen to yourself.
Like, dude. Listen to yourself.
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November 25, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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Then make cheaper phones! The market hath spoken.
stupid young people, stop buying a new phone every year if you don't want to be broke. wait no, not like that.
November 25, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Then make cheaper phones! The market hath spoken.
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Targeting Kelly is one of those “this is why we’ll win” moments, bc it shows how politically impetuous this admin is.
There’s clearly no adult in the room to say “wait, maybe don’t go after the charismatic war hero turned literal astronaut who ran after his wife was a victim of political violence.”
There’s clearly no adult in the room to say “wait, maybe don’t go after the charismatic war hero turned literal astronaut who ran after his wife was a victim of political violence.”
Mark Kelly: "My wife, Gabby Giffords, meeting with her constituents, shot in the head. Six people killed around her, a horrific thing. She spent six months in the hospital. We know what political violence is and we know what causes it too, The statements that Donald Trump made incites others."
November 25, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Targeting Kelly is one of those “this is why we’ll win” moments, bc it shows how politically impetuous this admin is.
There’s clearly no adult in the room to say “wait, maybe don’t go after the charismatic war hero turned literal astronaut who ran after his wife was a victim of political violence.”
There’s clearly no adult in the room to say “wait, maybe don’t go after the charismatic war hero turned literal astronaut who ran after his wife was a victim of political violence.”
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It is extremely funny that this bit of politicking includes … a reminder that servicemembers have to follow the law. Lamentably, this reminder means that there will need to be an investigation into the person who wrote the tweet; sorry, that's just the law.
Hegseth is now threatening to recall Sen. Mark Kelly to active duty in order to court martial him.
November 24, 2025 at 6:51 PM
It is extremely funny that this bit of politicking includes … a reminder that servicemembers have to follow the law. Lamentably, this reminder means that there will need to be an investigation into the person who wrote the tweet; sorry, that's just the law.
Ya ever notice how there aren't any MAGA astronauts?
the trump admin wants to pick a fight about the military code with a guy who has this resume?
cool. lets go.
cool. lets go.
November 24, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Ya ever notice how there aren't any MAGA astronauts?
It's interesting how MAGA takes a bunch of court losses as evidence of a conspiracy against MAGA, instead of evidence that none of this stuff is legal.
November 24, 2025 at 6:42 PM
It's interesting how MAGA takes a bunch of court losses as evidence of a conspiracy against MAGA, instead of evidence that none of this stuff is legal.
Beautiful. Who knew $10,000 wouldn't be enough to buy the dignity off controllers. Those with perfect attendance showed up to keep planes flying and not crashing, and had the financial ability to do so. It's no wonder they don't want a gross check.
November 24, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Beautiful. Who knew $10,000 wouldn't be enough to buy the dignity off controllers. Those with perfect attendance showed up to keep planes flying and not crashing, and had the financial ability to do so. It's no wonder they don't want a gross check.