Candy Robot
@candyrobot.bsky.social
In this world you either crank that Soulja boy or it cranks you.
📍Bay Area
#SunDevils #Dons 🇯🇲🎷
📍Bay Area
#SunDevils #Dons 🇯🇲🎷
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And of course Black people will give you a nickname 😂 his is "New Zealand" and "Kiwi"
January 6, 2026 at 7:58 PM
And of course Black people will give you a nickname 😂 his is "New Zealand" and "Kiwi"
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STRAIGHT BUCKETS lolololol
Nephew said don’t even worry. I got it.
I’m in tears 😂😂😂😂😂
I’m in tears 😂😂😂😂😂
January 12, 2026 at 1:11 AM
STRAIGHT BUCKETS lolololol
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Are you feeling his Timbs, his baggy jeans, and his thug appeal, or nah?
Timbs????
Timothée Chalamet attends the #GoldenGlobes2026
January 12, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Are you feeling his Timbs, his baggy jeans, and his thug appeal, or nah?
Terrace Martin, Ogi - Not Sharing
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January 11, 2026 at 9:52 PM
Girls night at China Live tonight.
January 11, 2026 at 6:09 AM
Girls night at China Live tonight.
I started tracking my water intake last week and my assumptions were hella wrong.
I would have told you I drink like 60-72 ounces of water a day. Turns out it’s more like 48 ounces.
So I guess I don’t drink a lot, I just drink it almost exclusively. Trying to get the average up a bit more.
I would have told you I drink like 60-72 ounces of water a day. Turns out it’s more like 48 ounces.
So I guess I don’t drink a lot, I just drink it almost exclusively. Trying to get the average up a bit more.
a white cat with a mustache is sitting on a couch with the words huh huh written on it .
ALT: a white cat with a mustache is sitting on a couch with the words huh huh written on it .
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January 10, 2026 at 4:38 AM
I started tracking my water intake last week and my assumptions were hella wrong.
I would have told you I drink like 60-72 ounces of water a day. Turns out it’s more like 48 ounces.
So I guess I don’t drink a lot, I just drink it almost exclusively. Trying to get the average up a bit more.
I would have told you I drink like 60-72 ounces of water a day. Turns out it’s more like 48 ounces.
So I guess I don’t drink a lot, I just drink it almost exclusively. Trying to get the average up a bit more.
Someone pulled this up on YouTube at dinner the other night and I was sure it was AI. wow
A 550lb bear living under a southern California home for over a month has been removed
‘Boom, he’s out’: bear living ‘rent-free’ under California home has been removed
The 550lb black bear was drawn out with paintball guns after it had resided under the home for more than a month
www.theguardian.com
January 10, 2026 at 3:37 AM
Someone pulled this up on YouTube at dinner the other night and I was sure it was AI. wow
Last year I failed at cooking from my cook books more, so getting a head start on it this month. First up, the ATK cookbook.
Simple, but I’m meeting some girlfriends for dinner on Saturday and these will be their holiday gifts.
Simple, but I’m meeting some girlfriends for dinner on Saturday and these will be their holiday gifts.
January 9, 2026 at 5:07 AM
Last year I failed at cooking from my cook books more, so getting a head start on it this month. First up, the ATK cookbook.
Simple, but I’m meeting some girlfriends for dinner on Saturday and these will be their holiday gifts.
Simple, but I’m meeting some girlfriends for dinner on Saturday and these will be their holiday gifts.
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bodies of water are my healing place
January 7, 2026 at 11:02 PM
bodies of water are my healing place
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A poet.
The woman killed by ICE today was a poet. She won the 2020 Academy of American Poets, University & College Poetry Prize at Old Dominion University.
(And this is Renee from confirmed socials- a photo of a different woman with red lipstick is going around, but that was a classmate.)
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(And this is Renee from confirmed socials- a photo of a different woman with red lipstick is going around, but that was a classmate.)
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January 8, 2026 at 12:33 AM
A poet.
My sister is in lockdown in MPLS because her work is two blocks from the shooting.
I hate this place
I hate this place
January 7, 2026 at 7:14 PM
My sister is in lockdown in MPLS because her work is two blocks from the shooting.
I hate this place
I hate this place
Sometimes I’ll pop over to Threads because they’ll tease something interesting on IG, and the comments on this killed me
January 6, 2026 at 2:40 AM
Sometimes I’ll pop over to Threads because they’ll tease something interesting on IG, and the comments on this killed me
We went and designed a custom couch today.
First new one in both of our grown ass adult lives
First new one in both of our grown ass adult lives
a woman is talking to another woman in a hallway while holding her hands together and says `` growth '' .
ALT: a woman is talking to another woman in a hallway while holding her hands together and says `` growth '' .
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January 5, 2026 at 4:55 AM
We went and designed a custom couch today.
First new one in both of our grown ass adult lives
First new one in both of our grown ass adult lives
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Shoes with the backs out … no choice but to move forward
January 4, 2026 at 10:49 PM
Shoes with the backs out … no choice but to move forward
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"That's what's up"
"I love you"..reply like an uninterested person. Let's go
January 4, 2026 at 6:35 PM
"That's what's up"
I wasn’t raised in a runny yolk household, so I prefer scrambled or over hard.
Occasionally I’ll power through an over easy egg, but it’s never my first choice.
Occasionally I’ll power through an over easy egg, but it’s never my first choice.
I have a Sunday topic I would like to discuss. Eggs.
How do you like your eggs?
How do you like your eggs?
January 4, 2026 at 6:18 PM
I wasn’t raised in a runny yolk household, so I prefer scrambled or over hard.
Occasionally I’ll power through an over easy egg, but it’s never my first choice.
Occasionally I’ll power through an over easy egg, but it’s never my first choice.
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Ay....this is it. y'all, THIS IS THE SIGN!!!!
January 4, 2026 at 3:11 PM
Ay....this is it. y'all, THIS IS THE SIGN!!!!
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She aint lyin’ 😂. That commercial had you walking up mountains!
One of several:
January 4, 2026 at 4:27 PM
She aint lyin’ 😂. That commercial had you walking up mountains!
I went to the doctor last week for my arm pain and she said it was likely tendinitis.
Got a Rx to help with the pain and inflammation and two hours later, I can barely feel it after having constant pain for the last 3 weeks
Got a Rx to help with the pain and inflammation and two hours later, I can barely feel it after having constant pain for the last 3 weeks
a man wearing a black hat and a black shirt is asking " can i get an amen "
ALT: a man wearing a black hat and a black shirt is asking " can i get an amen "
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January 4, 2026 at 5:39 AM
I went to the doctor last week for my arm pain and she said it was likely tendinitis.
Got a Rx to help with the pain and inflammation and two hours later, I can barely feel it after having constant pain for the last 3 weeks
Got a Rx to help with the pain and inflammation and two hours later, I can barely feel it after having constant pain for the last 3 weeks
I forgot it's on my agenda to watch Spinal Tap tonight, never seen it before
January 3, 2026 at 10:22 PM
I forgot it's on my agenda to watch Spinal Tap tonight, never seen it before
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I’m really worried for lots of reasons too but mostly because it has the potential to touch every single industry.
The pop of the AI bubble will be exponentially worse than the dotcom bubble. It won’t be like anything we’ve seen
January 2, 2026 at 9:00 PM
I’m really worried for lots of reasons too but mostly because it has the potential to touch every single industry.
This made me hit play on her new song with Doechii thinking it’d be different and nope 😂
i haven't known a single sza lyric this entire time, but i love the way the young girls love her music.
a group of women are sitting in a theatre watching a show . one of the women is wearing a plaid jacket .
ALT: a group of women are sitting in a theatre watching a show . one of the women is wearing a plaid jacket .
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January 2, 2026 at 12:32 AM
This made me hit play on her new song with Doechii thinking it’d be different and nope 😂
Reconciling my budget and I made ~$1,200 on dividends in my money market account in 2025.
It's a shame I waited so long to move money over from my regular degular savings.
It's a shame I waited so long to move money over from my regular degular savings.
January 1, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Reconciling my budget and I made ~$1,200 on dividends in my money market account in 2025.
It's a shame I waited so long to move money over from my regular degular savings.
It's a shame I waited so long to move money over from my regular degular savings.
The strata came out great also
January 1, 2026 at 5:52 PM
The strata came out great also