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Slave to my hormones
Should I see a minor in my followers they will be evaporated
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Eulengezücht @candycrab.bsky.social · Jun 28
Boobs were invented in the 14th Century by the French Philosopher Eustache du Tidi, when he laid down on his lover's' chest for a nap. His lover, a certain Hercule Doubleschtroumpf, however, was ripped as fuck and thus a rather shitty pillow. 1/6
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haemophagie.bsky.social
game development hot take: if you have the time to add a buff and a skinny body type you have the time to add a fat body type
January 13, 2026 at 10:03 PM
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jongraywb.bsky.social
Thinking about that time the My Little Pony comics, of all things, absolutely bodied Scott Adams.
Close up of Pinkie Pie looking at a newspaper comic saying “Hmpf. I thought these were supposed to be funny?” The comic is called Ponybert by Trot Adams. It opens with a building and we see a word balloon that says “Well?” The second panel is of Ponybert, the Dilbert stand-in saying “No one is smart but me.”
March 26, 2024 at 9:35 AM
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only-jaws.bsky.social
If I can inspire just _one_ friend/mutual to let their freak out and start their NSFW adventure, my time on this cursed orb has at least been somewhat productive.

Be cringe.

Be free.
January 12, 2026 at 1:24 PM
candycrab.bsky.social
Mein Medikamentenkonsum macht es mir unmöglich Blut zu spenden. Pls denkt darüber nach, für mich hinzugehen
12happyfeet12.bsky.social Happyfeet @12happyfeet12.bsky.social · 1d
Ach übrigens... wusstet ihr, dass in ganz Deutschland die Blutkonserven so knapp sind, dass nur noch in absoluten Ausnahmefällen transfundiert werden darf, so dass wir elektive OPs absagen müssen, die eine hohe Wahrscheinlichkeit der Transfusionspflichtigkeit haben?

GEHT BLUT SPENDEN BITTE 🙏
January 12, 2026 at 8:30 PM
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salem-bitch-trials.bsky.social
thats echo night! what a delightful lil game! the story wasnt anything amazing but its presented in such a fun way thru the use of interconnected vignettes into the lives of many people where u end up visiting quite a variety of locations despite the game physically taking place on one ship!
Echo Night a portrait style 3D render of Crea Rockwell, arguably the real protagonist of the game as we see her go from scared little girl to grown woman fighting her demonically possessed grandfather and we just sorta make sure the job is finished. she is a blonde woman with her hair up in a fancy bun, she is wearing a frilly green dress. her name is signed across the portrait, as if she had autographed it for me :) Echo Night the end screen, showing the title of the game with "Fin" added to the corner Echo Night the Gamer Rating the game gave me at the end. its scores your "intelligence", "physical", and "secrets" stats. i scored well enough for a "SUPERIOR!" rating, which is no surprise cuz i am an epic gamer
January 12, 2026 at 7:44 PM
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mattmcmuscles.bsky.social
CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP
pbjam01.bsky.social Pbjam (#1 HB Godzilla Fan) @pbjam01.bsky.social · 2d
Would be interesting to see Godzilla eat in movies
January 12, 2026 at 3:43 AM
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antlervel.vet
ME POSTING: Good pussy sound like the Silent Hill radio
ME AFTER I NOTICE A FAMOUS PERSON JUST FOLLOWED ME: More than ever it is so inportant to be apprised of all that is to be and furthermore to learn of all that could in the best manner we are able as this is the true delight of Life
November 25, 2025 at 9:48 PM
candycrab.bsky.social
It's Sunday and I'm gonna try to pet a cat later
Black text on a beige background- Ask me my "Top 5 Anything"
January 11, 2026 at 10:28 AM
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oglaf.bsky.social
New Oglaf! www.oglaf.com/true-crime-f...
January 11, 2026 at 8:03 AM
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ladyemily.nebula.tv
On one hand, Columbo is a police lieutenant, which is bad. On the other hand, Columbo makes more sense if you view him not as a cop but as some sort of supernatural entity, like a fey
January 10, 2026 at 10:24 PM
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carbunny.bsky.social
Heheh get kissed idiot
January 10, 2026 at 8:41 PM
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haemophagie.bsky.social
if you feel like you don't know enough about ai to have an opinion: i am a computational linguist, you can trust me when i say it's harmful for many reasons. i will also happily answer any questions you have!
January 10, 2026 at 12:46 PM
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misumiuika.bsky.social
A woman using a sword to cut a heart with the male and female signs on it in half. The text reads: the relationship between men and women must be stopped...!! ...This is the fate of yuri fans...!! (And in smaller text: this is not an extremist opinion)
January 10, 2026 at 12:38 AM
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thedescenters.bsky.social
I think they're strongly underestimating how thin the ice they're already on with a large percentage of their user base is, considering they are not an encrypted service, on top of LLM technology having many drawbacks, being critically unpopular, and offering nothing in exchange for all of that.
January 10, 2026 at 4:26 AM
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mattmcmuscles.bsky.social
WHY NOT JUST DRAW IT YOURSELVES THEN DUMB FUCK
kotaku.com Kotaku @kotaku.com · 4d
Larian CEO says Divinity could have gen AI assets in it but only if the tools are trained on the studio's own data.

"If we use a GenAI model to create in-game assets, then it'll be trained on data we own."

https://kotaku.com/divinity-gen-ai-larian-bg3-reddit-ama-2000658429
January 9, 2026 at 5:52 PM
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Discord wants to know how you feel about AI.

Go tell them: discord.sjc1.qualtrics.com/jfe/form/SV_...
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January 10, 2026 at 12:53 AM
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b-saxon.femfactory.tech
Trans yuri is peak
b-saxon.femfactory.tech Bailey Bangtan, Lesbian Extraordinaire @b-saxon.femfactory.tech · 4d
Yuri is a breath of life in this cold, dark world
January 9, 2026 at 8:45 PM
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willquinnart.bsky.social
Daily bunny no.3194 makes a perfect pancake
A bunny makes a pancake on an old-fashioned cookstove. They flip the pancake very high over their head, and a smaller bunny behind them reaches out a plate to catch it. They are in a small, round cottage
January 9, 2026 at 5:04 AM
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iceghost.bsky.social
human artists, use only one piece to convince people to follow you!! 💋🖤
January 9, 2026 at 12:46 AM
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stefscribbles.bsky.social
kitten scoops 🍨
January 9, 2026 at 1:32 PM
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pavlovforgoths.com
the discourse on what jobs are acceptable to replace with generative AI reveals a lot about what we think of other people's jobs
recently my friend's comics professor told her that it's acceptable to use gen AI for script-writing but not for art, since a machine can't generate meaningful artistic work. meanwhile, my sister's screenwriting professor said that they can use gen AI for concept art and visualization, but that it won't be able to generate a script that's any good. and at my job, it seems like each department says that AI can be useful in every field except the one that they know best. It's only ever the jobs we're unfamiliar with that we assume can be replaced with automation. The more attuned we are with certain processes, crafts, and occupations, the more we realize that gen AI will never be able to provide a suitable replacement. The case for its existence lies on our ignorance of the work and skill required to do everything we don't. By magicmosshka, yesterday's
January 9, 2026 at 6:48 AM
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girlsloving.bsky.social
January 8, 2026 at 11:12 PM
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burdsandwurds.bsky.social
three things that could bring world peace:

1) a modern bomberman game that plays like the classics
b) a compilation of sega saturn games released for modern consoles, much like the genesis classics
iii) a new godzilla game of a different genre released each year, every year, until 2032
January 8, 2026 at 6:15 PM
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sheenah.bsky.social
Regina ❤️

#Cosplay by me
📷: @bahamutnight.bsky.social

#dinocrisis #regina #capcom #reginadinocrisis #oldschool
Sheenah is cosplaying as Regina from the video game Dino Crisis. She's posing against a wall looking at the camera and holding a fake machine gun. Her top is shredded and shows some fake blood, as if a dinosaur had slashed her.
January 8, 2026 at 1:19 PM