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Eulengezücht
@candycrab.bsky.social
She/Her, 29 🏳️‍⚧️
Slave to my hormones
Should I see a minor in my followers they will be evaporated
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Boobs were invented in the 14th Century by the French Philosopher Eustache du Tidi, when he laid down on his lover's' chest for a nap. His lover, a certain Hercule Doubleschtroumpf, however, was ripped as fuck and thus a rather shitty pillow. 1/6
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game development hot take: if you have the time to add a buff and a skinny body type you have the time to add a fat body type
January 13, 2026 at 10:03 PM
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Thinking about that time the My Little Pony comics, of all things, absolutely bodied Scott Adams.
March 26, 2024 at 9:35 AM
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If I can inspire just _one_ friend/mutual to let their freak out and start their NSFW adventure, my time on this cursed orb has at least been somewhat productive.

Be cringe.

Be free.
January 12, 2026 at 1:24 PM
Mein Medikamentenkonsum macht es mir unmöglich Blut zu spenden. Pls denkt darüber nach, für mich hinzugehen
Ach übrigens... wusstet ihr, dass in ganz Deutschland die Blutkonserven so knapp sind, dass nur noch in absoluten Ausnahmefällen transfundiert werden darf, so dass wir elektive OPs absagen müssen, die eine hohe Wahrscheinlichkeit der Transfusionspflichtigkeit haben?

GEHT BLUT SPENDEN BITTE 🙏
January 12, 2026 at 8:30 PM
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thats echo night! what a delightful lil game! the story wasnt anything amazing but its presented in such a fun way thru the use of interconnected vignettes into the lives of many people where u end up visiting quite a variety of locations despite the game physically taking place on one ship!
January 12, 2026 at 7:44 PM
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CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP
Would be interesting to see Godzilla eat in movies
January 12, 2026 at 3:43 AM
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ME POSTING: Good pussy sound like the Silent Hill radio
ME AFTER I NOTICE A FAMOUS PERSON JUST FOLLOWED ME: More than ever it is so inportant to be apprised of all that is to be and furthermore to learn of all that could in the best manner we are able as this is the true delight of Life
November 25, 2025 at 9:48 PM
It's Sunday and I'm gonna try to pet a cat later
January 11, 2026 at 10:28 AM
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January 11, 2026 at 8:03 AM
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On one hand, Columbo is a police lieutenant, which is bad. On the other hand, Columbo makes more sense if you view him not as a cop but as some sort of supernatural entity, like a fey
January 10, 2026 at 10:24 PM
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Heheh get kissed idiot
January 10, 2026 at 8:41 PM
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if you feel like you don't know enough about ai to have an opinion: i am a computational linguist, you can trust me when i say it's harmful for many reasons. i will also happily answer any questions you have!
January 10, 2026 at 12:46 PM
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January 10, 2026 at 12:38 AM
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I think they're strongly underestimating how thin the ice they're already on with a large percentage of their user base is, considering they are not an encrypted service, on top of LLM technology having many drawbacks, being critically unpopular, and offering nothing in exchange for all of that.
January 10, 2026 at 4:26 AM
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WHY NOT JUST DRAW IT YOURSELVES THEN DUMB FUCK
Larian CEO says Divinity could have gen AI assets in it but only if the tools are trained on the studio's own data.

"If we use a GenAI model to create in-game assets, then it'll be trained on data we own."

https://kotaku.com/divinity-gen-ai-larian-bg3-reddit-ama-2000658429
January 9, 2026 at 5:52 PM
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January 10, 2026 at 12:53 AM
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Trans yuri is peak
Yuri is a breath of life in this cold, dark world
January 9, 2026 at 8:45 PM
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Daily bunny no.3194 makes a perfect pancake
January 9, 2026 at 5:04 AM
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human artists, use only one piece to convince people to follow you!! 💋🖤
January 9, 2026 at 12:46 AM
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kitten scoops 🍨
January 9, 2026 at 1:32 PM
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the discourse on what jobs are acceptable to replace with generative AI reveals a lot about what we think of other people's jobs
January 9, 2026 at 6:48 AM
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January 8, 2026 at 11:12 PM
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three things that could bring world peace:

1) a modern bomberman game that plays like the classics
b) a compilation of sega saturn games released for modern consoles, much like the genesis classics
iii) a new godzilla game of a different genre released each year, every year, until 2032
January 8, 2026 at 6:15 PM
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January 8, 2026 at 1:19 PM