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Niels ⚰️ 𝖍𝖆𝖊𝖒𝖔𝖕𝖍𝖆𝖌𝖎𝖊
@haemophagie.bsky.social
queer artist & ttrpg enthusiast 🪦 vampire: the masquerade is a workplace comedy 🦇
GER/ENG — he/they — 27

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neues larp character concept ist judge dredd aber als brandschutzbeauftragter (sehr wichtig in der vampirwelt)
December 6, 2025 at 1:56 PM
ich wie ich versuche zu verstehen wer in der queer larp community wen datet
a man in a blue shirt and tie is pointing at a board with papers on it .
Alt: conspiracy board gif
media.tenor.com
December 6, 2025 at 1:41 AM
December 5, 2025 at 8:21 PM
gonna change my handle to haemophagie but still need a new handle for my nsfw account
December 4, 2025 at 4:37 PM
what's in my bag aber es ist meine larp tasche voller krimskrams von 3 verschiedenen larps
December 4, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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Yolo often stands with his little back toes crossed, which I find ridiculously cute!
You can see vultures don't have bulky feet and talons built for grasping/carrying like other raptors. Their more chicken-like feet are meant for bracing on food to pull at it with their powerful beaks, instead.
December 2, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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the wannado's you've all been waitin for.
December 2, 2025 at 9:34 AM
for german linguists it's "don't you linguists hate the way our language is butchered to make everything gender neutral?"
the answer is no we don't, we think it's delightful. (and also language is always changing and evolving)
What’s the worst question someone can ask after you tell them your profession? For linguists, it’s definitely “how many languages do you speak?”, but I’m curious what else is happening to the rest of y’all out there?!
December 2, 2025 at 1:54 AM
dressing up as a vampire is good for my mental health
December 1, 2025 at 3:06 PM
commission me to draw your oc as a labubu
December 1, 2025 at 12:16 PM
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war heute mit marlowe zu gast beim theater der vampire larp, es war mir ein inneres blumenpflücken ✌️
November 30, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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Glad to jump back into Darktide again with a new crop of poorly adjusted little guys

Maris is having as horrible a time as you’d expect, stripped of her rank and with a problematic new combat stimm addiction, but at least she doesn’t have to do it alone.
November 29, 2025 at 10:56 PM
war heute mit marlowe zu gast beim theater der vampire larp, es war mir ein inneres blumenpflücken ✌️
November 30, 2025 at 2:14 AM
undeath looks cute on me. (larp makeup 🦇)
November 30, 2025 at 2:04 AM
"pyramid scheme. du schuldest mir zwei seelen, deine eigene und eine die du selbst anwerben musst" "darum geht es in fluch der karibik 2"
November 29, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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LEE: Dann geht ihr auf den Top-Floor.
ME: Hah! Da darf Lissa nicht hin.
LEE: Warum?
MARA:
ME:
KAT:
NIELS: Bist du dumm?

#BloodAndWhiskeyDnD
November 28, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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✨️🎄Christmas special 🎄✨️

Get yourself or someone you love a cute christmas gift of your favorite ship♡♡♡♡

Couple commish
80€ ♡
2 characters (can add a third for 20€)

Paypal only, turnaround 3 weeks ♡
November 28, 2025 at 9:47 AM
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Noch schnell ein paar Weihnachtsgeschenke shoppen ?🤔✨️🎄

Handmade Würfel aber !
Gemacht in und verschickt aus Deutschland ? 🎄✨️

Schaut doch gern in meinem Shop vorbei ☺️✨️❄️

#dnd #vtm #handmadedice #smallbusiness #christmasgifts #pnp #trrpg

ko-fi.com/dockdice/sho...
November 28, 2025 at 9:51 AM
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Have a few more commission slots hmu fast if u need it as a present ♡

Don't be shy to ask me for prices btw I am more than fine with working on a budget ♡♡
November 27, 2025 at 9:34 PM
got myself a lil treat
November 25, 2025 at 5:41 PM
zara has that top everyone draws their hot oc in asdfghjkl
November 25, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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Mitbewohner Life heißt manchmal auch einfach nur, dass einer seinen Verstand wegen Prüfungsvorbereitungen verliert und der andere wegen einem alten Atom-Experiment namens "demon core"
November 24, 2025 at 3:38 PM
my favorite use of the ceremony spell
November 23, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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niels und ich sind nun obsessed mit dem demon core
November 23, 2025 at 1:34 PM
me in the bath tub yesterday: 🫧😌🫧
my flatmate:
November 22, 2025 at 2:27 PM