Cam No Relation Newton
@camc.bsky.social
Bluesky’s self-proclaimed Middest Poster of 2023 four years running.
I stream Warhammer games on twitch, catch me live at 7pm EST every Saturday evening!
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I stream Warhammer games on twitch, catch me live at 7pm EST every Saturday evening!
twitch.tv/redwunz
Letterboxd: https://boxd.it/1F1uX
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Cam No Relation Newton
@camc.bsky.social
· Jun 18
Accidentally bought Mangum condoms, now my dick looks like an aeroplane over the sea.
I know yall were looking for a streetwise Hercules, but I’m really more of a booksmart Narcissus.
November 28, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I know yall were looking for a streetwise Hercules, but I’m really more of a booksmart Narcissus.
Snakes too. I would cause a multi car pileup to rescue a snake
I would cause an accident to save a turtles life never forget this
November 28, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Snakes too. I would cause a multi car pileup to rescue a snake
Theyll bury me in the cold cold ground before I pass up free banana pudding at work.
November 28, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Theyll bury me in the cold cold ground before I pass up free banana pudding at work.
Crowdsourcing people to teach me how to ride a bike.
November 28, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Crowdsourcing people to teach me how to ride a bike.
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The pharmacy is shockingly calm today. I guess their werent many turkey-frying incidents yesterday.
November 28, 2025 at 6:47 PM
The pharmacy is shockingly calm today. I guess their werent many turkey-frying incidents yesterday.
My body is an EVA suit and my brain is Shinji rn
November 28, 2025 at 5:58 PM
My body is an EVA suit and my brain is Shinji rn
Yo these happy meetings when friends come to call are GAY
November 28, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Yo these happy meetings when friends come to call are GAY
New character: Southern guy who assumes anyone from north of the Mason-Dixon is Jewish. Doesn’t have any problem with it, that’s just what he thinks.
November 28, 2025 at 5:14 PM
New character: Southern guy who assumes anyone from north of the Mason-Dixon is Jewish. Doesn’t have any problem with it, that’s just what he thinks.
JJ Abrams is a hack and anyone who expected him to leave a positive mark on the Star Wars franchise (including me) is a fool.
why did jj give us ANOTHER desert planet???
November 27, 2025 at 12:38 AM
JJ Abrams is a hack and anyone who expected him to leave a positive mark on the Star Wars franchise (including me) is a fool.
Walking up to strangers and saying “I thought I told you never to show your face around here again”
November 27, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Walking up to strangers and saying “I thought I told you never to show your face around here again”
It looks even more like a broken N64 game now
November 26, 2025 at 8:46 PM
It looks even more like a broken N64 game now
I read neuromancer to myself using the cadence of the Disco Elysium narrator and it worked really really well
November 26, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I read neuromancer to myself using the cadence of the Disco Elysium narrator and it worked really really well
Thanksgiving is the goyslop holiday. Do not try to “improve“ the goyslop.
Thanksgiving is the sole Food Oriented Holiday for which I have no interest in culinary creativity or novelty. I want turkey and stuffing and potatoes and green bean casserole and I want gravy on all of it.
“Liven up your stuffing with persimmons” no, fuck that, I will liven it up with gravy.
“Liven up your stuffing with persimmons” no, fuck that, I will liven it up with gravy.
November 26, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Thanksgiving is the goyslop holiday. Do not try to “improve“ the goyslop.
Anybody have one of these limited edition d ly verifications? I will pay 10,000 dollars for one.
folks, I just got a cease and desist from the verification factory, all verifications are on hold until I speak to my lawyer. thanks, Obama.
you are now dly verified
November 26, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Anybody have one of these limited edition d ly verifications? I will pay 10,000 dollars for one.
To the other countries of world who are jealous they don’t have mac n cheese: lol stay mad
November 26, 2025 at 6:56 PM
To the other countries of world who are jealous they don’t have mac n cheese: lol stay mad
Add this to the Olympics you cowards!
November 26, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Add this to the Olympics you cowards!
Posting at work is my primary form of productivity
Posting on the clock is a time-honored tradition of time theft
November 26, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Posting at work is my primary form of productivity
Brutalism haters gotta be seething rn
I got a new lens I was itching to use, so I stopped on my bike ride to work to snap a few sunrise shots of Hotel Marcel, formerly the Pirelli Tire building. r/brutalism
November 25, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Brutalism haters gotta be seething rn
Us left handed people should really embrace the word “sinister”. It’s cool as hell
November 25, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Us left handed people should really embrace the word “sinister”. It’s cool as hell
Sorry, I gotta go toad the wet sprocket
Can’t, I’m busy shocking the monkey
November 25, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Sorry, I gotta go toad the wet sprocket
I need a mathematician to explain why prime numbers make my tummy hort
It makes sense when the other factor is the detestable prime number 19
November 25, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I need a mathematician to explain why prime numbers make my tummy hort
How’d you meet your wife?
Oh she tried to shoot me from half a mile away, then I called in a supply drop on top of her and the rest is history!
Oh she tried to shoot me from half a mile away, then I called in a supply drop on top of her and the rest is history!
Honestly, Quiet sniping that fighter pilot out of his cockpit was sexier than all the battle bikinis in the world. But I suppose that's just me & Snake being the same kind of gunsexual.
November 25, 2025 at 9:08 PM
How’d you meet your wife?
Oh she tried to shoot me from half a mile away, then I called in a supply drop on top of her and the rest is history!
Oh she tried to shoot me from half a mile away, then I called in a supply drop on top of her and the rest is history!
The number 57 does not look like it should be divisible by 3. That’s some fucked up witchcraft
November 25, 2025 at 8:35 PM
The number 57 does not look like it should be divisible by 3. That’s some fucked up witchcraft
Listen, if Dyson couldn’t make a hand dryer that works, what chance do any of us have?
November 25, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Listen, if Dyson couldn’t make a hand dryer that works, what chance do any of us have?
It’s fucking wild how EVERY SINGLE corporate executive is an enormous piece of shit.
Oh me? No im just vibrating a normal amount right now. Just say when
November 25, 2025 at 7:55 PM
It’s fucking wild how EVERY SINGLE corporate executive is an enormous piece of shit.