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Caleb Crain
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Into #birding, #CrossFit, and sometimes writing. Wrote the novels "Necessary Errors" and "Overthrow"

More at https://calebcrain.substack.com and https://steamthing.com.

New short story! https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2024/08/12/clay-fiction-caleb-c
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Hi, new followers! I wrote "Necessary Errors," a gay coming-of-age novel set in Prague a year after the Berlin Wall fell, and "Overthrow," a novel about Occupy protesters aswim in surveillance. My short stories have won n+1's Anthony Veasna So prize and the Paris Review's Susannah Hunnewell prize.
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"Modern dentistry is great. But your dentist doesn’t insist you worship him.” www.nytimes.com/2025/11/27/t...
The Writer Who Dared Criticize Silicon Valley
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November 27, 2025 at 11:24 AM
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Today is the 56th anniversary of the first performance of Mahna Mahna on Sesame Street. You’re familiar with it by now, of course, but... well, it never hurts to be reminded, does it?
Sesame Street - Mahna Mahna (1969)
YouTube video by Tiny Dancer
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November 27, 2025 at 9:25 AM
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never change, NYT Cooking
November 26, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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Part 3 read (ugh), I'm now just angry & frustrated on behalf of legit, hardworking journalists who protect their sources, develop stories as they see fit but also recognize their responsibility not to sit on a story for fucking subscriber numbers or weird one-upsmanship w/ their equally terrible ex.
November 26, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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Seriously everything, EVERYTHING about the RFK/Nuzzi/LIzza moment is an argument for a newsroom where you pitch stories in front of each other and editors who shield you from your own worst impulses.
November 26, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Nothing about this is how I thought the game of journalism was supposed to be played.
November 26, 2025 at 11:28 PM
The Trump administration’s cuts to AIDS funding will result in roughly 3 million additional deaths over the next five years.
SCOOP: The Trump administration has instructed employees and grantees not to use U.S. funds to commemorate World AIDS Day — because the observance was started by the World Health Organization.

www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/h...
Trump Administration Cancels U.S. Observance of World AIDS Day
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November 26, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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“I had to take the baby from my crying wife’s arms.“ It hasn’t even been a year, and this is not a scandal anymore? What is wrong with us?
Green Card Interviews End in Handcuffs for Spouses of U.S. Citizens
www.nytimes.com
November 26, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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We’re hiring a web/senior editor and an engagement editor.

See more here: buff.ly/sUHhqPO
November 26, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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Every year it becomes more dangerous to read Jane Austen:

"she was reasonable enough to allow that a man of five and thirty might well have outlived all acuteness of feeling and every exquisite power of enjoyment"
November 26, 2025 at 3:57 PM
“ ‘The U.S. poverty line is calculated as three times the cost of a minimum food diet in 1963, adjusted for inflation’ … [But] in 2024, food-at-home is no longer 33% of household spending. For most families, it’s 5 to 7 percent.”
This is an insightful but deeply upsetting article about why everyone in the US feels poor, and why the current political situation emerges as a direct result.

www.yesigiveafig.com/p/part-1-my-...
Part 1: My Life Is a Lie
How a Broken Benchmark Quietly Broke America
www.yesigiveafig.com
November 26, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Dobie pads used to be banana yellow and now they’re canary yellow. As if they thought no one would notice.
November 26, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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I once asked a bookseller at a large indie store how many people would have to buy a book for it to get the attention of the store buyer and cause an additional order and they said: Three.
I see some book piracy discourse, and, to make a positive argument in favor of buying books, your marginal ability to influence what books get published and support the careers of writers you like is massive compared to most other forms of media.
November 25, 2025 at 11:07 PM
What would Waldo do?
WWRWED?
The Emersonian question about AI
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November 25, 2025 at 8:21 PM
“And, as he did in Bacurau, Mendonça casts Udo Kier—perhaps the most emblematic actor of ’70s cult and exploitation cinema—in a bit part here, if for no other reason than he simply could.”
The Secret Agent
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November 25, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Why on earth not?
Duffy on his demand that air travelers not wear slippers or pajamas: "It honors our country ... don't take your shoes off and put your feet on the chair ahead of you"
November 24, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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Federico Castelluccio, best known for playing Furio Giunta in the Sopranos, is a master painter and art collector. He discovered a long-lost painting by Baroque artist Guercino and assisted with the restoration on Artemisia Gentileschi at the Getty bsky.app/profile/coli...
November 23, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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“Bayazid had never quite given up the fantasy he nurtured in boyhood, of discovering himself a child of some minister or prince.” A short story by Daniyal Mueenuddin, the author of “In Other Rooms, Other Wonders.” https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/TZ7L2C
“The Golden Boy,” by Daniyal Mueenuddin
Bayazid had never quite given up the fantasy he nurtured in boyhood, of discovering himself a child of some minister or prince.
newyorkermag.visitlink.me
November 24, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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Chekhov’s earliest stories were “childishly comical”. During the translation process, says Rosamund Bartlett, “we would just collapse in fits of giggles”.

www.theguardian.com/culture/2025...
‘He was just trying to earn a few kopecks’: how newly translated stories reveal Chekhov’s silly side
With daft jokes and experimental wordplay, the first comprehensive translations of his lesser-known stories show Anton Chekhov in a new light
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November 24, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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November 23, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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How the Elite Behave When No One Is Watching: Inside the Epstein Emails www.nytimes.com/2025/11/23/o...

This is not wrong.
Opinion | How the Elite Behave When No One Is Watching: Inside the Epstein Emails
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November 23, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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Alass paw Yaawk
Boston’s about to see the birth of a thriving black metal music scene, as foretold in the prophecy that hath now come to pass.
November 23, 2025 at 3:21 PM
“The people who had the worst mental and social outcomes on average were simply those who used ChatGPT the most.”

Making sure an AI release is safe for psychologically fragile users seems to be at odds with making it an addictive product.
What OpenAI Did When ChatGPT Users Lost Touch With Reality
www.nytimes.com
November 23, 2025 at 2:51 PM
In San Francisco, where all the billboards advertise AI, or as my mother calls it, A-1.
November 22, 2025 at 1:00 AM