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Billiam‽
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I'm a time traveler, eventually I was gonna end trapped in an apocalypse...
*looks around* Oh this is a lame apocalypse.
Bringing back the interrobang (‽)
#NoDickheads
I am/Him

ⓘ 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘥𝘭𝘺 𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘵𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨
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I would like the record to state that I will still be calling him Elongated Muskrat, as calling him Elmo is unnecessarily cruel to Sesame Street, who is having a hard enough time already.
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My 7th grade social studies teacher was a cool butch lesbian who kind of looked like Dennis Leary and she once told us "the more you know, the more jokes you get" and needless to say she really made an impression on me
September 20, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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Everyone make sure to have the Keith David welcome to hell clip handy, just in case you need it
WELCOME TO HELL - Tales From The Hood 2 (1080p)
YouTube video by DarksideFlame
youtu.be
August 30, 2025 at 5:44 AM
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Got to kiss a pretty girl in my dream last night so I’ve got that going for me.
August 26, 2025 at 11:55 AM
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Me as soon as soon I get overstimulated at a function:
August 18, 2025 at 2:57 AM
So apparently someone working on the new King of the Hill has met/ seen me before... or some other weird shit cause this is me with lighter hair. Same body build and the same style of red glasses that I wear most often.
August 5, 2025 at 10:58 AM
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the older i get, oh fuck no.
July 31, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Still kind of upset that I had to change my beloved Stage Name of "Big, Beautiful Bill".
July 28, 2025 at 6:45 AM
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why do they call it a "dynasty"? cause so.many of the leaders die nasty YEAHHHHHhhHHH
July 28, 2025 at 5:26 AM
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July 26, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Oh deer.
Didn't pay the bridge deer toll

#deer 🦌
July 25, 2025 at 11:38 PM
My contribution
July 18, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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Isaac Asimov on, "If God is Dead, Everything is Permitted?"
June 11, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Good news! I'm working for the month!
Neutral news, between driving cross country and work prior to this current job. I really haven't had a moment to doom scroll social media.

Sorry if anyone misses me during this employed times.
June 8, 2025 at 2:52 AM
This is also how I go thru life at this point
"I don't know what's going on, but I'm a good guy"
May 29, 2025 at 9:33 PM
One of these days I want to put together a lesson on how to negotiate a deal/contract/etc. I'm a freelancer, I've been a freelance for decades, and I'm pretty good at learning lessons from movies.
Jaws, The Dark Knight, Boiler Room and many others I quote.
Then there's Sinners: at least 5 lessons.
May 23, 2025 at 9:10 AM
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microdosing a nap by blinking slower
May 22, 2025 at 9:15 PM
that's a good line.
The current budget bill is an atrocity and out-of-touch leaders like Chuck Schumer laid the groundwork by voting for the CR.

Appeasement and complicity do not work. When you bend the knee, they’ll break your leg.
May 22, 2025 at 6:35 AM
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May 21, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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pretty sure someone’s cursed me and now i can’t leave the house without spending $40
May 20, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I love when Ken Jennings proves he's actually very clever and not just super good at remembering facts
This is the hardest I’ve ever been owned online
May 16, 2025 at 3:46 AM
also high key
High key but same
May 15, 2025 at 7:27 AM
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May 13, 2025 at 10:01 PM
who's your favorite Pokemon? wrong answers only
May 13, 2025 at 11:24 AM
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It’s the 80th Anniversary of VE Day!

Here’s to beating back Fascism (now more than ever, please)!
May 8, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Okay... I think I'm back, had a couple trying weeks, but forward momentum... just keep swimming
May 6, 2025 at 5:43 AM