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There is no Zuul, only Eris

There is much pain in the world, but not in this room

Enjoy every sandwich.

He/Him, 33
Pinned
Sorely attempted to acquire one of The Hu’s albums on vinyl
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The French Cajuns of Texas and Louisiana have their own Santa Claus: Papa Noël.

Instead of a sleigh, Papa Noël rides a pirogue (dugout canoe) pulled by a team of 8 alligators. His wife/companion, 'La Christine' brings sweets after Papa Noël delivers presents to all the good children on the bayou.
December 23, 2023 at 3:21 PM
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Oh, so, suddenly it's a CRIME to fly on a PRIVATE JET with the world's most famous PEDOPHILE and a bunch of UNDERAGE GIRLS who were SEX TRAFFICKED and then FIRE everyone at the FBI who INVESTIGATED YOU and replace them with LACKEYS whose only job is to COVER FOR YOU while you STEAL MONEY from TAX PA
December 23, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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I can’t wait for the scene where Odysseus says “oh I hear there’s some clown writing a book about all this. I don’t know, some young punk, they call him ‘homer’…”
The first trailer for Christopher Nolan's The Odyssey is here 👀

In theaters July 17, 2026
December 22, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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December 24, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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Oh my gosh, okay, THIRD attempt at posting this without a meaning-altering typo:

You know how I’m always talking about how corgis are rotten little shits? This is how they look when they steal your seat and you try to get it back.
December 24, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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members of the astra militarum now required to do land acknowledgements recognizing that certain hive worlds have been placed on stolen necron land. disgusting to me
December 24, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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thank god that the foreign drone ban happened on Festivus, and thus my airing of grievances is both righteous and seasonally appropriate
December 24, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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Monster Humper
December 24, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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Just want to point out that this man was leading the whole Turning Point USA crowd in prayer last week.

www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crim...
Russell Brand charged with further counts of rape and sexual assault
The alleged offences took place in 2009, the Crown Protection Service said
www.independent.co.uk
December 23, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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whether or not you use AI personally, it is making computer Worse and there’s nothing you can do about it
December 24, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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Interesting fact.
December 23, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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THE BEAUTIFUL BEANS BOWL TROPHY FOOTAGE
December 23, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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I feel like any President w/ even the slimmest plausibility to be party to a credible accusation of Infanticide should probably be asked a direct question by a reporter....
December 23, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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I had the immense pleasure of chatting with Josh of Mythical Kitchen for an absolutely wonderful talk, and a mind-blowingly delicious Last Meal:

youtu.be/_0ZAIHERgFc?...
Critical Role's Matthew Mercer Eats His Last Meal
YouTube video by Mythical Kitchen
youtu.be
December 23, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Not now, haunted Victorian shoes
Mystery as hundreds of Victorian shoes wash up on Ogmore beach
December 23, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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Not now, haunted Victorian shoes
December 23, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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Anti-Cybertruck landmine.
April 27, 2024 at 8:10 PM
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“The only Tesla Cybertruck in all of Uganda seems to have rolled after tackling what appears to be a very mild dirt hill.”

Read More: www.jalopnik.com/2058231/ugan...
December 23, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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Y'all they really just fucking highlighted the text black in word on the redacted Epstein files. At least for the digital text files anyway. You can just fucking copy and paste it elsewhere to read it LMAO. I just tried it because I was like there's no fucking way and shit worked flawless.
December 23, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Gods I really cannot get over how ridiculous Agamemnon’s armor looks in Nolan’s Odyssey
December 23, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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They really trying to ban and take down that 60 minutes segment with the generation that grew up on pirating videos and music. We are not new to this 😂🤣
a man in a suit and tie is laughing while sitting at a table .
Alt: a man in a suit and tie is laughing while sitting at a table .
media.tenor.com
December 23, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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Found the Associated Press article where the existence of this letter was first disclosed two years ago, in response to a FOIA request

It's definitely real

apnews.com/article/jeff...
December 23, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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it’s really fucking cool to see people working outside the system to expose the hacks running all of our crumbling institutions
December 23, 2025 at 2:05 AM