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Mike L Tilford 📚 😺
@thatwriterguy.bsky.social
NYT Worstselling Author
SFF📚, Satire, Comedy, Absurdist
Dummest Person in the Room
https://www.thatwriterguy.com
https://www.amazon.com/author/m.l.tilford
Post your favorite "Transformers" character. Wrong answers only.
November 29, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Post Someone in a SANTA HAT 🎅 🖤
November 29, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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November 29, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Thinking about Sea Lions from yesterday. I've always thought they acted like cats (some people say dogs). In Thailand they are called แมวน้ำ or "water cat", so I'm not the only one who thinks that.
#caturday
November 29, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Marked Safe From: Black Friday (by not participating)
November 29, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Reposted by Mike L Tilford 📚 😺
Weather it’s Joe Biden pardoning kids who were caught with a couple ounces of weed or Donald Trump pardoning the Honduran president who smuggled in 400 tons of cocaine, both presidents were soft on drugs.
November 29, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Sea Lions out everywhere today.
November 28, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Watching "The Chair Company". Was not expecting to see one of those at the end of episode 5.
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November 27, 2025 at 5:20 AM
A little late maybe, but just watched the new The Naked Gun movie. Not all the jokes hit for me, but it was still pretty funny overall.
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November 27, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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Impeach, convict, remove.

And if our current leaders won’t do it, they need to step aside for people who will.
November 25, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Who here believes in aliens? I 100% believe aliens exist elsewhere in the galaxy. I also believe with high probability that NHI have visited Earth. Whether those NHI are aliens, extra dimensional beings, intelligence that previously evolved here, or future humans, I don't know.
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November 26, 2025 at 4:13 AM
If anyone uses *shudder* Adobe Creative Cloud, you can cancel your membership before the 28th and they will offer 1 year at $29.99/month if you agree to stay. That's cheaper than the $34.99/month Black Friday Sale.
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November 24, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Wait... what?
November 24, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I love the sexy human android housekeeper in scifi. Is the moral of the story "don't make your android housekeepers too hot or your husband will want to bang them."?
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November 24, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Black Friday is coming up. Be sure to cancel all your annual memberships and re up them with a discount. Save that money.
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November 24, 2025 at 5:22 AM
I see Charlie Brown is trending. I hope nobody got sewed up in the Thanksgiving day balloon.
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November 24, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Just showed my kid Kung Fury for the first time.
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November 24, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Reposted by Mike L Tilford 📚 😺
okay okay I’ll admit I haven’t 100% read two of the books but I’m getting there I promise! But….I will say for 2025 these are by far my most favorite! 5/5 on these three authors!

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#booksky #authors #writingcommunity
November 23, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I know that nobody wants to hear this, but my child is amazing. 10 years old and the most creative person I know. She wanted to decorate her own room for Christmas. Elf on the Shelf for reference.
November 23, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Truly an inspiration.
November 22, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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Smart Cats 🐈
#Caturday 😂
November 22, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Ashe started sleeping in my daughter's Build a Bear bed.
#caturday #ashe&coco #cats
November 22, 2025 at 5:57 PM
"He thought to himself." No shit. Who else is he going to thought to? (I am guilty of using this stupid sentence.)

#writing #writingcommunity #amwriting #oramiquestionmark
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November 22, 2025 at 5:57 AM