human
@bshuman.bsky.social
wannabe comedian/poet/artist
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Pinned
Might fuck around and get a 100-year mortgage.
Once had a Pequeen duck at the Chinese restaurant and it was pretty tasty.
November 16, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Once had a Pequeen duck at the Chinese restaurant and it was pretty tasty.
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it’s kinda weird how often I fuck up swallowing
beverages, jeez
beverages, jeez
November 16, 2025 at 5:02 PM
it’s kinda weird how often I fuck up swallowing
beverages, jeez
beverages, jeez
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I can't calm my tits because that's where I store my whimsy
November 16, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I can't calm my tits because that's where I store my whimsy
the sun is setting
and holding a cold snowball
greeting the winter
and holding a cold snowball
greeting the winter
November 16, 2025 at 5:05 PM
the sun is setting
and holding a cold snowball
greeting the winter
and holding a cold snowball
greeting the winter
Whipped and chained yet?
November 16, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Whipped and chained yet?
I was born with wings. But I forgot to fly.
November 16, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I was born with wings. But I forgot to fly.
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Walked for one minute then ran, flat-out for thirty seconds But ! Had to stop and drop to do pushups at the interval of every telephone pole. That was the half-hour run.
Its horrible, you should try it and hate it too.
Its horrible, you should try it and hate it too.
November 16, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Walked for one minute then ran, flat-out for thirty seconds But ! Had to stop and drop to do pushups at the interval of every telephone pole. That was the half-hour run.
Its horrible, you should try it and hate it too.
Its horrible, you should try it and hate it too.
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I was supposed to go to a dance fitness event today also but who wants to do that in the rain.
November 15, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I was supposed to go to a dance fitness event today also but who wants to do that in the rain.
Me: Don’t you dare kick me around! Nobody kicks me around!!
Life:
Life:
November 16, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Me: Don’t you dare kick me around! Nobody kicks me around!!
Life:
Life:
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Phasing in
November 15, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Phasing in
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I feel like we’re watching like a really wild series on Netflix that’s about to have an insane season finale but it just keeps getting crazier and crazier every day without ending, but it’s actually just the United States of America
November 14, 2025 at 4:52 AM
I feel like we’re watching like a really wild series on Netflix that’s about to have an insane season finale but it just keeps getting crazier and crazier every day without ending, but it’s actually just the United States of America
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most of you need to do some inner child work just saying
November 15, 2025 at 4:19 AM
most of you need to do some inner child work just saying
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The bare minimum is not romantic
July 24, 2025 at 4:01 AM
The bare minimum is not romantic
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my cat would rather die than not beat me down the stairs
February 1, 2025 at 7:16 PM
my cat would rather die than not beat me down the stairs
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i don't rise and grind. i wake and spiral
April 27, 2025 at 3:18 PM
i don't rise and grind. i wake and spiral
Our country will never thrive with division and hatred.
November 16, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Our country will never thrive with division and hatred.
Humankind needs more kindness to survive.
November 16, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Humankind needs more kindness to survive.
Renewed love brings renewed strength.
November 16, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Renewed love brings renewed strength.
Draw closer to love, keep a distance from hate.
November 16, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Draw closer to love, keep a distance from hate.
Getting out of bed is winning half the battle of the day.
November 16, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Getting out of bed is winning half the battle of the day.
I want you. I need you. I love you.
November 16, 2025 at 3:18 PM
I want you. I need you. I love you.
Do like the clock. Keep going, and never go back.
November 16, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Do like the clock. Keep going, and never go back.
Empower empathy and love.
November 16, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Empower empathy and love.