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Sheldon
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Pinning this to my profile in case:

If you don’t see me...

I don’t HAVE to post.

Nobody has a responsibility to stay online against their own best interests just so people you really don’t know very well won’t worry about you.

That’s a fucked up way to live.
Nobody told me before I got a cat that I would mainly be looking at her arsehole all day
November 25, 2025 at 7:52 PM
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?

Well… I’ll live but I’ll be in dangerously bad shape
November 25, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Just saw a clip from Bohemian Rhapsody that reminded me just how terrible it was. MAN that movie was bad.

I think I’ve seen it three times. I like Queen THAT much. 🤣
Bohemian Rhapsody: The Rise of a Rock Legend #FreddieMercury #Queen #RockBiopic #MusicDrama
YouTube video by reelbit
youtube.com
November 25, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Come down from the fridge, Dusty. I want to go to bed.
November 24, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Through dangers untold and hardships unnumbered, I have fought my way here to the castle beyond the Goblin City to take back the child that you have stolen, Charlie Brown
You cannot kill me in any way that matters, Charlie Brown.
I did it 35 minutes ago, Charlie Brown.
November 24, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Not a bad way to finish off leftover beef and bean chilli
November 24, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I wish I could edit this to say IN NEW ZEALAND. 🇳🇿
Anyone would think we’re talking about 1000s of children being prevented from going through puberty forever with the use of puberty blockers.

Puberty blockers were prescribed to 113 people in 2023.

Come on now. Let doctors and other medical professionals do their damned job.
November 23, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Take me down to the Vatican City
Where the grass is green and the caps are bitty
Ya ya ya ya ya
Ya ya ya ya
Ya ya ya ya ya
Ya ya ya ya
Drink yourself more bliss
Forget about the last one
Get yourself another
Drink yourself more bliss
Forget about the last one
Get yourself another
November 23, 2025 at 5:27 AM
I wore skirts and makeup at various times in my life, albeit for short periods.

So did David Bowie. 🤷‍♂️
November 23, 2025 at 5:19 AM
From: Joel Uili, The Career archetypes.

Not sure exactly where or when he said it. Looks like he has a Substack and a podcast.
November 23, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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It's all academic 🤪👍👍 youtube.com/watch?v=cKyG...
Franz Ferdinand - The Dark Of The Matinée (Video)
YouTube video by franzferdinandVEVO
youtube.com
November 23, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Dusty has lost a bit of weight since she was attacked. About 100g, which isn’t a lot but seems significant for an already lean cat.

Any tips for fattening her up? She’s not massively food driven anyway.
November 23, 2025 at 4:34 AM
My sincere wish is that strangers on the internet - I am looking in your general direction, America - would look for context clues before replying to any of my posts.
November 22, 2025 at 11:49 PM
This cat is such a toad. But also…
November 22, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Anyone would think we’re talking about 1000s of children being prevented from going through puberty forever with the use of puberty blockers.

Puberty blockers were prescribed to 113 people in 2023.

Come on now. Let doctors and other medical professionals do their damned job.
November 22, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Reposted by Sheldon
Birds of a feather
Agnapornis (Lovebirds)
Photographer unknown
November 22, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Reposted by Sheldon
Fun fact: this is explicitly why Dick Wolf created Law & Order: he violently hates defense attorneys and felt tere weren't enough shows about how defendants and their lawyers are scum

(also when somebody "gets off on a technicality" that actually means the cops committed a crime against them)
November 22, 2025 at 3:55 AM
I can’t believe the cast of Wicked are creating more of a scene through their second go at a publicity campaign.

No wait… I can believe it. Any publicity is good publicity, right?
November 22, 2025 at 7:51 AM
I’m considering giving each of my parents an Angus beef meat pack for Christmas 🤔
November 22, 2025 at 6:24 AM
I finally tried one of those fish shaped red bean (anko) ice cream sammiches.

Yes. Good. Glad there are another three of ‘em.

Also, though… having had reservations, I do wish there was more anko. I barely tasted it.
November 22, 2025 at 6:23 AM
*mutters* Cocaine hippos, you say…

DIBS, I CALL DIBS. COPYRIGHT… AHH, FUCK… IT’S MINE!

*calmly* Does anyone have the number of an adventurous film director and/or executive?
You see, Pablo Escobar imported like four hippos for his private zoo in Hacienda Napoles in Columbia in the 1970s. And now... they're just free.

Inbred cocaine hippos are just all the fuck over now. There were 50 in 2019.

There were 170 in 2023.
November 21, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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So many doctors, medical experts, paediatric organisations, human rights organisations, and medical organisations coming out against the government’s ban on puberty blockers.

It’s a tsunami of support for the trans community, and boy are the anti-trans bigots mad about it.
November 21, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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Almost a year now since I received this absolutely classic burn from the Canadian government.
November 21, 2025 at 9:10 PM