Britt
@britth.bsky.social
Noted catcher hoarder. Former theatre kid. Baby Gator. Gets up too early to watch men go vroom. She/her. 🏳️🌈 1 John 4:11-12 @abrittoutside at the other place.
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Britt
@britth.bsky.social
· Nov 7
Oh and while we’re at it, my assuredly problematic faves.
MLB: SF Giants, Yankees, flirtation with the Orioles
NFL: Niners
College: Florida Gators, Fresno State Bulldogs
NHL: Sharks if they’re ever watchable again
F1: Ferrari, Oscar Piastri, Ollie Bearman
NASCAR: Ryan Blaney
WNBA: Valkyries
MLB: SF Giants, Yankees, flirtation with the Orioles
NFL: Niners
College: Florida Gators, Fresno State Bulldogs
NHL: Sharks if they’re ever watchable again
F1: Ferrari, Oscar Piastri, Ollie Bearman
NASCAR: Ryan Blaney
WNBA: Valkyries
If you’re making cranberry sauce today/tomorrow, add a pinch of salt, a couple turns of black pepper and some cinnamon/nutmeg/dealer’s choice warming spice. It won’t taste specifically like any of them, it’ll just taste like you “did something different.”
November 26, 2025 at 10:10 PM
If you’re making cranberry sauce today/tomorrow, add a pinch of salt, a couple turns of black pepper and some cinnamon/nutmeg/dealer’s choice warming spice. It won’t taste specifically like any of them, it’ll just taste like you “did something different.”
No recipe continually fucks with me more than Basque cheesecake. I *know* it’s supposed to look like that and yet every time I open the oven door and go “oh no, disaster!” for a second.
November 26, 2025 at 10:00 PM
No recipe continually fucks with me more than Basque cheesecake. I *know* it’s supposed to look like that and yet every time I open the oven door and go “oh no, disaster!” for a second.
I have no attachment to the Phillies whatsoever and actively disliked the man when he was playing and I still agree with this.
Chase Utley is a Hall of Famer, if you don't think so, you are wrong.
November 26, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I have no attachment to the Phillies whatsoever and actively disliked the man when he was playing and I still agree with this.
This man looks like he should be running the St. Louis Cardinals. No I will not be answering questions at this time.
A prominent Texas Republican is running for Railroad Commission in order to fight the "Islamic invasion." He's vying for a seat vacated by a former commissioner, who is now running for Texas Comptroller on a vow to protect girls' sports.
The latest on Texas' (increasingly Islamophobic) primaries:
The latest on Texas' (increasingly Islamophobic) primaries:
What Does the Railroad Commision Have to Do With “Radical Islam”? Everything, One Candidate Says
Tarrant County GOP chair Bo French, known for his incendiary online presence, recently tendered his resignation to seek a position on the regulatory body that oversees the oil-and-gas industry.
www.texasmonthly.com
November 26, 2025 at 7:02 PM
This man looks like he should be running the St. Louis Cardinals. No I will not be answering questions at this time.
I’m 43 years old but also 50 years ago was no later than 1960. Don’t ask how the math works just trust me on this.
narrator: 50 years ago...
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
November 25, 2025 at 2:45 AM
I’m 43 years old but also 50 years ago was no later than 1960. Don’t ask how the math works just trust me on this.
Just described this man to my bestie as “Chris Stewart doused in Axe”, congrats to the three of you who understand that reference, you may be entitled to financial compensation.
The Panthers coach looks like Sean Duffey and I hope they lose by 80
November 25, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Just described this man to my bestie as “Chris Stewart doused in Axe”, congrats to the three of you who understand that reference, you may be entitled to financial compensation.
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this is the optimal explanation, because anyone losing money on THE NEW YORK YANKEES shouldn’t be allowed to run a paper route, let alone a Major League Baseball franchise
Hearing Hal Steinbrenner on a Zoom that the Yankees didn't make a profit this year. He's hard to hear, because he's conducting the Zoom on a 200-foot megayacht in the Seychelles smoking what appears to be a new Trump $200 bill.
November 24, 2025 at 7:56 PM
this is the optimal explanation, because anyone losing money on THE NEW YORK YANKEES shouldn’t be allowed to run a paper route, let alone a Major League Baseball franchise
My 25th HS reunion is next weekend and I feel like they should have just leaned in to the “going back to your hometown for Thanksgiving” bit and done it Wednesday night. (No, I am not going.)
November 24, 2025 at 8:07 PM
My 25th HS reunion is next weekend and I feel like they should have just leaned in to the “going back to your hometown for Thanksgiving” bit and done it Wednesday night. (No, I am not going.)
90% of people’s complaints about Thanksgiving food come down to 1) people not knowing wtf they’re doing and trying to do too much and 2) family being weird about you just not liking a particular thing.
November 24, 2025 at 6:01 AM
90% of people’s complaints about Thanksgiving food come down to 1) people not knowing wtf they’re doing and trying to do too much and 2) family being weird about you just not liking a particular thing.
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People on here are constantly sharing screenshots of stories they think are important without linking to the original work, and then wondering why the media ecosystem is so broken. If you can't be bothered to even link to the work you're sharing, you're part of the problem!
November 23, 2025 at 9:30 PM
People on here are constantly sharing screenshots of stories they think are important without linking to the original work, and then wondering why the media ecosystem is so broken. If you can't be bothered to even link to the work you're sharing, you're part of the problem!
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She sees your fandom as affirmation, your money as funding for the harm she causes to trans people.
It doesn't matter how you feel about her work, whether it was a formative touchstone or not. If you still buy the merch or hype up Harry Potter, you are complicit.
It doesn't matter how you feel about her work, whether it was a formative touchstone or not. If you still buy the merch or hype up Harry Potter, you are complicit.
Hey yall not what I wanted to do on my birthday but let it be clear
"Death of the artist" is all well & good but you cannot Seperate the art from the artist when the artist is still alive, a terf & every penny they recieve reinforces their beliefs & is used to actively harm Trans folks!
Let it Go!
"Death of the artist" is all well & good but you cannot Seperate the art from the artist when the artist is still alive, a terf & every penny they recieve reinforces their beliefs & is used to actively harm Trans folks!
Let it Go!
'Harry Potter' author J.K. Rowling says 'a ton' of fans are 'still with me' after trans remarks
J.K. Rowling addressed her controversial comments about transgender women on 'The Witch Trials of J.K. Rowling' podcast, saying many 'Harry Potter' fans were 'grateful that I'd said what I said,' and ...
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November 23, 2025 at 3:01 PM
She sees your fandom as affirmation, your money as funding for the harm she causes to trans people.
It doesn't matter how you feel about her work, whether it was a formative touchstone or not. If you still buy the merch or hype up Harry Potter, you are complicit.
It doesn't matter how you feel about her work, whether it was a formative touchstone or not. If you still buy the merch or hype up Harry Potter, you are complicit.
In news that matters almost exclusively to me, Gerrit Cole was in the McLaren paddock last night. I need his thoughts on their driver situation so badly I don’t have words.
November 23, 2025 at 8:40 PM
In news that matters almost exclusively to me, Gerrit Cole was in the McLaren paddock last night. I need his thoughts on their driver situation so badly I don’t have words.
I feel like those of us who are responsible enough to fill out the paperwork online should be exempted from the “please arrive 15 minutes early” bullshit from doctors. I’m going to show up 15 minutes early, spend maybe two minutes checking in and then waste my time sitting there.
November 23, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I feel like those of us who are responsible enough to fill out the paperwork online should be exempted from the “please arrive 15 minutes early” bullshit from doctors. I’m going to show up 15 minutes early, spend maybe two minutes checking in and then waste my time sitting there.
Fellow people who live in leggings, help me out. I need NON-COMPRESSIVE cold weather appropriate leggings. Also shorty appropriate because I’m 5’3” with the inseam of someone 5’.
Basically I want my Lululemon Aligns but that I won’t freeze my ass off in NY in January.
Basically I want my Lululemon Aligns but that I won’t freeze my ass off in NY in January.
November 23, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Fellow people who live in leggings, help me out. I need NON-COMPRESSIVE cold weather appropriate leggings. Also shorty appropriate because I’m 5’3” with the inseam of someone 5’.
Basically I want my Lululemon Aligns but that I won’t freeze my ass off in NY in January.
Basically I want my Lululemon Aligns but that I won’t freeze my ass off in NY in January.
The face of someone absolutely refusing to earn his keep and catch the fly that has been buzzing around my room for two days.
November 22, 2025 at 9:34 PM
The face of someone absolutely refusing to earn his keep and catch the fly that has been buzzing around my room for two days.
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Physics ain't played nobody. History has a better strength of resume imho
November 22, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Physics ain't played nobody. History has a better strength of resume imho
The Broncos being good and the Chiefs being mid is very confusing.
November 22, 2025 at 8:17 PM
The Broncos being good and the Chiefs being mid is very confusing.
Bring easy to work with is almost as important as being talented. Plenty of people are good at what they do, but a lot of them you wouldn’t want to have to be around.
What’s the most significant advice you received from a teacher?
I had a Geology prof who always said “have strong opinions, loosely held”
Be passionate, assess alternatives with conviction, take sides. But don’t fall so in love with your opinions that you can’t change them with better data.
I had a Geology prof who always said “have strong opinions, loosely held”
Be passionate, assess alternatives with conviction, take sides. But don’t fall so in love with your opinions that you can’t change them with better data.
November 21, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Bring easy to work with is almost as important as being talented. Plenty of people are good at what they do, but a lot of them you wouldn’t want to have to be around.
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BABE WAKE UP THEY'RE BAGGING THE FROGS
No but I watched a tiktok of how a frog gets xrayed
November 21, 2025 at 1:39 AM
BABE WAKE UP THEY'RE BAGGING THE FROGS
Breaking news: First politician in history seemingly able to read the room even a little bit.
November 20, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Breaking news: First politician in history seemingly able to read the room even a little bit.
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“if I can suck up their time”
Ladies, nerds of all stripes, neurodivergents of every variety, when I tell you how MADE you were for this moment
Ladies, nerds of all stripes, neurodivergents of every variety, when I tell you how MADE you were for this moment
"I can help some people"
GO TELL YOUR WHITE SONS... THIS IS YOUR HERO!
GO TELL YOUR WHITE SONS... THIS IS YOUR HERO!
November 20, 2025 at 7:08 PM
“if I can suck up their time”
Ladies, nerds of all stripes, neurodivergents of every variety, when I tell you how MADE you were for this moment
Ladies, nerds of all stripes, neurodivergents of every variety, when I tell you how MADE you were for this moment
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guys anh phoong dropped a t shirt
November 20, 2025 at 4:57 AM
guys anh phoong dropped a t shirt
Every American sport is like “why are players who throw harder/run faster/hit harder than ever before with progressively less rest and higher demands who have been doing so since age 12 at the latest getting hurt so often?” and guys I will tell you for half of whatever you’re paying for this study.
Shams: NBA launching league-wide biomechanics assessment program in attempt to reduce injuries moving forward.
November 20, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Every American sport is like “why are players who throw harder/run faster/hit harder than ever before with progressively less rest and higher demands who have been doing so since age 12 at the latest getting hurt so often?” and guys I will tell you for half of whatever you’re paying for this study.
“Britt, why don’t you want to get married?”
I just ordered a pink couch and I didn’t have to hear a straight man “jokingly” bitch about it, that’s why.
I just ordered a pink couch and I didn’t have to hear a straight man “jokingly” bitch about it, that’s why.
November 19, 2025 at 11:57 PM
“Britt, why don’t you want to get married?”
I just ordered a pink couch and I didn’t have to hear a straight man “jokingly” bitch about it, that’s why.
I just ordered a pink couch and I didn’t have to hear a straight man “jokingly” bitch about it, that’s why.