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Britt
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Noted catcher hoarder. Former theatre kid. Baby Gator. Gets up too early to watch men go vroom. She/her. 🏳️‍🌈 1 John 4:11-12 @abrittoutside at the other place.
Pinned
Oh and while we’re at it, my assuredly problematic faves.

MLB: SF Giants, Yankees, flirtation with the Orioles
NFL: Niners
College: Florida Gators, Fresno State Bulldogs
NHL: Sharks if they’re ever watchable again
F1: Ferrari, Oscar Piastri, Ollie Bearman
NASCAR: Ryan Blaney
WNBA: Valkyries
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Stoppard always feels clever in a way that so so many writers mimic, but everyone else copies the surface. the Stoppard magic is that the cleverness is impossibly thin, basically transparent, and there’s this unending well of feeling on the other side
November 29, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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We shed as we pick up, like travellers who must carry everything in their arms, and what we let fall will be picked up by those behind. The procession is very long and life is very short. We die on the march. But there is nothing outside the march so nothing can be lost to it.
November 29, 2025 at 6:15 PM
The Coast of Utopia is somehow underrated despite Stoppard being roundly immensely respected.

“Left to themselves, people are noble, generous, uncorrupted, they'd create a completely new kind of society if only people weren't so blind, stupid and selfish.”
November 29, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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OSCAR PIASTRI TAKES POLE IN QATAR!!! 🤩

What a final lap from the Aussie 💪

#F1 #QatarGP
November 29, 2025 at 7:07 PM
God I love when the McLaren fuckery benefits Oscar.
November 29, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I’m reading The Strength of the Few and it’s very good but it’s been almost a year since I read The Will of the Many so I have to keep looking things up to remember who everyone was and details of what happened.
November 29, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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Joe Panik
2B
Debut: 2014 - Retired: 2021
NYM - MIA - SFG - TOR
Joe Panik at baseball-reference.com
Career stats of Joe Panik
baseball-reference.com
November 28, 2025 at 4:50 AM
“No cheeses for us meeces” is some of the finest lyricism of our times.
November 28, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Just wrapped up a day of “god dammit this is where I got it from” as my dad, my brother and I forcibly did things for my mom using Jedi mind tricks normally used on children.
November 28, 2025 at 2:54 AM
If you’re making cranberry sauce today/tomorrow, add a pinch of salt, a couple turns of black pepper and some cinnamon/nutmeg/dealer’s choice warming spice. It won’t taste specifically like any of them, it’ll just taste like you “did something different.”
November 26, 2025 at 10:10 PM
No recipe continually fucks with me more than Basque cheesecake. I *know* it’s supposed to look like that and yet every time I open the oven door and go “oh no, disaster!” for a second.
November 26, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I have no attachment to the Phillies whatsoever and actively disliked the man when he was playing and I still agree with this.
Chase Utley is a Hall of Famer, if you don't think so, you are wrong.
November 26, 2025 at 7:12 PM
This man looks like he should be running the St. Louis Cardinals. No I will not be answering questions at this time.
A prominent Texas Republican is running for Railroad Commission in order to fight the "Islamic invasion." He's vying for a seat vacated by a former commissioner, who is now running for Texas Comptroller on a vow to protect girls' sports.

The latest on Texas' (increasingly Islamophobic) primaries:
What Does the Railroad Commision Have to Do With “Radical Islam”? Everything, One Candidate Says
Tarrant County GOP chair Bo French, known for his incendiary online presence, recently tendered his resignation to seek a position on the regulatory body that oversees the oil-and-gas industry.
www.texasmonthly.com
November 26, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I’m 43 years old but also 50 years ago was no later than 1960. Don’t ask how the math works just trust me on this.
narrator: 50 years ago...

me: [nods] in 1945

narrator: in 1975...

me: what
November 25, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Just described this man to my bestie as “Chris Stewart doused in Axe”, congrats to the three of you who understand that reference, you may be entitled to financial compensation.
The Panthers coach looks like Sean Duffey and I hope they lose by 80
November 25, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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RAISE HELL IN THE
November 24, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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this is the optimal explanation, because anyone losing money on THE NEW YORK YANKEES shouldn’t be allowed to run a paper route, let alone a Major League Baseball franchise
Hearing Hal Steinbrenner on a Zoom that the Yankees didn't make a profit this year. He's hard to hear, because he's conducting the Zoom on a 200-foot megayacht in the Seychelles smoking what appears to be a new Trump $200 bill.
November 24, 2025 at 7:56 PM
My 25th HS reunion is next weekend and I feel like they should have just leaned in to the “going back to your hometown for Thanksgiving” bit and done it Wednesday night. (No, I am not going.)
November 24, 2025 at 8:07 PM
90% of people’s complaints about Thanksgiving food come down to 1) people not knowing wtf they’re doing and trying to do too much and 2) family being weird about you just not liking a particular thing.
November 24, 2025 at 6:01 AM
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People on here are constantly sharing screenshots of stories they think are important without linking to the original work, and then wondering why the media ecosystem is so broken. If you can't be bothered to even link to the work you're sharing, you're part of the problem!
November 23, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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She sees your fandom as affirmation, your money as funding for the harm she causes to trans people.

It doesn't matter how you feel about her work, whether it was a formative touchstone or not. If you still buy the merch or hype up Harry Potter, you are complicit.
Hey yall not what I wanted to do on my birthday but let it be clear

"Death of the artist" is all well & good but you cannot Seperate the art from the artist when the artist is still alive, a terf & every penny they recieve reinforces their beliefs & is used to actively harm Trans folks!

Let it Go!
'Harry Potter' author J.K. Rowling says 'a ton' of fans are 'still with me' after trans remarks
J.K. Rowling addressed her controversial comments about transgender women on 'The Witch Trials of J.K. Rowling' podcast, saying many 'Harry Potter' fans were 'grateful that I'd said what I said,' and ...
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November 23, 2025 at 3:01 PM
In news that matters almost exclusively to me, Gerrit Cole was in the McLaren paddock last night. I need his thoughts on their driver situation so badly I don’t have words.
November 23, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I feel like those of us who are responsible enough to fill out the paperwork online should be exempted from the “please arrive 15 minutes early” bullshit from doctors. I’m going to show up 15 minutes early, spend maybe two minutes checking in and then waste my time sitting there.
November 23, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Fellow people who live in leggings, help me out. I need NON-COMPRESSIVE cold weather appropriate leggings. Also shorty appropriate because I’m 5’3” with the inseam of someone 5’.

Basically I want my Lululemon Aligns but that I won’t freeze my ass off in NY in January.
November 23, 2025 at 8:06 PM
The face of someone absolutely refusing to earn his keep and catch the fly that has been buzzing around my room for two days.
November 22, 2025 at 9:34 PM