Britt
@britth.bsky.social
Noted catcher hoarder. Former theatre kid. Baby Gator. Gets up too early to watch men go vroom. She/her. 🏳️🌈 1 John 4:11-12 @abrittoutside at the other place.
The face of someone absolutely refusing to earn his keep and catch the fly that has been buzzing around my room for two days.
November 22, 2025 at 9:34 PM
The face of someone absolutely refusing to earn his keep and catch the fly that has been buzzing around my room for two days.
Under no fucking circumstances should the Giants do this, if for no other reason than I cannot handle it psychologically.
November 11, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Under no fucking circumstances should the Giants do this, if for no other reason than I cannot handle it psychologically.
The premise of the Patrick Dempsey show Fox is running semi-incomprehensible ads for during the World Series is so unhinged. I can’t wait.
October 30, 2025 at 12:16 AM
The premise of the Patrick Dempsey show Fox is running semi-incomprehensible ads for during the World Series is so unhinged. I can’t wait.
When the anxiety meds hit.
October 22, 2025 at 4:59 AM
When the anxiety meds hit.
I ended up just having to shove it down his throat and thankfully he’s like the least intentionally aggressive cat so it was fine and he got a Churu after but my brother in Christ this could have been easier.
October 22, 2025 at 4:49 AM
I ended up just having to shove it down his throat and thankfully he’s like the least intentionally aggressive cat so it was fine and he got a Churu after but my brother in Christ this could have been easier.
Kirk’s issue is he’s got a really mid arm, which I imagine could hurt him in fan voting since it’s such an eye test obvious thing aside from the metrics. (Patty Bails included for contrast just because lmao what.)
October 16, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Kirk’s issue is he’s got a really mid arm, which I imagine could hurt him in fan voting since it’s such an eye test obvious thing aside from the metrics. (Patty Bails included for contrast just because lmao what.)
A very important thing to know about me. Pepperidge Farms fucking remembers.
September 28, 2025 at 3:59 AM
A very important thing to know about me. Pepperidge Farms fucking remembers.
No I will not be elaborating further but you know I’m right.
September 25, 2025 at 9:56 PM
No I will not be elaborating further but you know I’m right.
When your baseball team does something useful.
September 25, 2025 at 1:51 AM
When your baseball team does something useful.
Shout out to the Yankees photographers for my new postseason lock screen.
September 24, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Shout out to the Yankees photographers for my new postseason lock screen.
If you see this, quote with the energy you bring to Bluesky
September 16, 2025 at 1:33 AM
If you see this, quote with the energy you bring to Bluesky
My non-football inclined bestie after dealing with me live-texting losing my shit for the entirety of the game
September 8, 2025 at 2:20 AM
My non-football inclined bestie after dealing with me live-texting losing my shit for the entirety of the game
A 100% real text I sent this morning in response to someone’s bad analysis about Ben Rice. A reminder of who you’re dealing with here.
August 12, 2025 at 4:26 PM
A 100% real text I sent this morning in response to someone’s bad analysis about Ben Rice. A reminder of who you’re dealing with here.
A reminder of how good this shirt is.
August 3, 2025 at 10:23 PM
A reminder of how good this shirt is.
Might have just spent $100 in the gift shop at Elsinore/Kronborg because I’m a fucking nerd.
July 20, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Might have just spent $100 in the gift shop at Elsinore/Kronborg because I’m a fucking nerd.
No I am not finished! I have to wear this damn thing until tomorrow, stop mocking me!
June 30, 2025 at 5:18 PM
No I am not finished! I have to wear this damn thing until tomorrow, stop mocking me!
Tweets preceding unfortunate events.
June 15, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Tweets preceding unfortunate events.
It’s not my favorite, not gonna lie! But the shots are working and look how cute this jackass is.
June 4, 2025 at 10:42 PM
It’s not my favorite, not gonna lie! But the shots are working and look how cute this jackass is.
Who asked for The Athletic does LinkedIn and why?
May 22, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Who asked for The Athletic does LinkedIn and why?
The complete Yankees experience.
May 14, 2025 at 4:22 AM
The complete Yankees experience.
Bisexual elder millennials, our time is now.
(Now give me the god damn movie, Marvel.)
(Now give me the god damn movie, Marvel.)
May 2, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Bisexual elder millennials, our time is now.
(Now give me the god damn movie, Marvel.)
(Now give me the god damn movie, Marvel.)
I’m not sure anyone beats the NY Daily News at sheer “that is a series of words I never expected together” in their headlines.
April 24, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I’m not sure anyone beats the NY Daily News at sheer “that is a series of words I never expected together” in their headlines.
Just little chronic illness things 💖
April 8, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Just little chronic illness things 💖