Brett Haddoak
@bretthaddoak.com
Husband /
Father /
Software Engineer /
Pedal Enthusiast /
Do-gooder
Father /
Software Engineer /
Pedal Enthusiast /
Do-gooder
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Brett Haddoak
@bretthaddoak.com
· Jan 30
I beg you to stop using the constitution in the way that you're using it.
YouTube video by Main Drain Studios
youtu.be
4 years of this on repeat
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I hope Trump lives.
I hope he lives long enough to see a blue wave in 2026, and another in '28. I hope he lives long enough to see all his damage reversed, and all his cronies indicted. I hope he lives long enough to see justice for his own crimes, against the public and the world.
I hope.
I hope he lives long enough to see a blue wave in 2026, and another in '28. I hope he lives long enough to see all his damage reversed, and all his cronies indicted. I hope he lives long enough to see justice for his own crimes, against the public and the world.
I hope.
Exclusive: The Trump administration is moving to dismantle the National Center for Atmospheric Research in Colorado, according to a senior White House official, taking aim at one of the world's leading climate research labs.
Trump moves to dismantle major US climate research center in Colorado
The Trump administration is breaking up the National Center for Atmospheric Research, taking aim at one of the world's leading climate research labs.
bit.ly
December 17, 2025 at 3:15 AM
I hope Trump lives.
I hope he lives long enough to see a blue wave in 2026, and another in '28. I hope he lives long enough to see all his damage reversed, and all his cronies indicted. I hope he lives long enough to see justice for his own crimes, against the public and the world.
I hope.
I hope he lives long enough to see a blue wave in 2026, and another in '28. I hope he lives long enough to see all his damage reversed, and all his cronies indicted. I hope he lives long enough to see justice for his own crimes, against the public and the world.
I hope.
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Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.
December 15, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.
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So much for that
December 15, 2025 at 3:19 PM
So much for that
In a sea of lows, he continues to find new ones.
To speak this way of someone who ✨disagreed✨ with you ✨politically👍 is deplorable and disgusting.
To speak this way of someone who ✨disagreed✨ with you ✨politically👍 is deplorable and disgusting.
December 15, 2025 at 3:45 PM
In a sea of lows, he continues to find new ones.
To speak this way of someone who ✨disagreed✨ with you ✨politically👍 is deplorable and disgusting.
To speak this way of someone who ✨disagreed✨ with you ✨politically👍 is deplorable and disgusting.
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Trump implying that one of his supporters murdered Rob Reiner for criticizing him is really something
December 15, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Trump implying that one of his supporters murdered Rob Reiner for criticizing him is really something
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I am not losing my emdashes—I created a keyboard shortcut to make them easy to type and I'm not giving it up. I can assure you all my —'s are homegrown.
are we still on about em dashes and ai. imo human writers should just use the em dashes even harder. we should be out here pummeling out those em dashes like we're emily dickinson
December 10, 2025 at 3:59 AM
I am not losing my emdashes—I created a keyboard shortcut to make them easy to type and I'm not giving it up. I can assure you all my —'s are homegrown.
Reposted by Brett Haddoak
are we still on about em dashes and ai. imo human writers should just use the em dashes even harder. we should be out here pummeling out those em dashes like we're emily dickinson
December 10, 2025 at 3:22 AM
are we still on about em dashes and ai. imo human writers should just use the em dashes even harder. we should be out here pummeling out those em dashes like we're emily dickinson
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star at 3 billion years old: i have so much light and warmth to share
star at 12 billion years old: when i finally get to die im taking all of you with me
star at 12 billion years old: when i finally get to die im taking all of you with me
November 29, 2025 at 10:14 PM
star at 3 billion years old: i have so much light and warmth to share
star at 12 billion years old: when i finally get to die im taking all of you with me
star at 12 billion years old: when i finally get to die im taking all of you with me
Turkey.
with charity and goodwill, i must here part ways with rolls.
November 25, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Turkey.
Overheard at the airport: "I've never had a best friend that was a girl in my life. That just makes no sense bruh." - late 20s dudebro
November 17, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Overheard at the airport: "I've never had a best friend that was a girl in my life. That just makes no sense bruh." - late 20s dudebro
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A couple elections ago, two women spoke in tongues to cast demons out of me or something
For having the audacity to canvas and advocate my side I guess?
Extremely normal folks
For having the audacity to canvas and advocate my side I guess?
Extremely normal folks
Yesterday, a Republican tried to give me holy water and Trump perfume because I’m “demonic.”
Extremely normal stuff coming from an extremely normal party.
Extremely normal stuff coming from an extremely normal party.
November 17, 2025 at 10:52 PM
A couple elections ago, two women spoke in tongues to cast demons out of me or something
For having the audacity to canvas and advocate my side I guess?
Extremely normal folks
For having the audacity to canvas and advocate my side I guess?
Extremely normal folks
The only AI Chat buddy I want is a little guy that pops up saying "did you intend that tone for the email? Maybe touch grass and rewrite it later"
November 14, 2025 at 3:44 PM
The only AI Chat buddy I want is a little guy that pops up saying "did you intend that tone for the email? Maybe touch grass and rewrite it later"
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Trump is 30 points underwater. Dems swept the special elections. People know the GOP is responsible for the shutdown. So the Dem Senators pulled out their big guns... and shot themselves in the foot.
November 10, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Trump is 30 points underwater. Dems swept the special elections. People know the GOP is responsible for the shutdown. So the Dem Senators pulled out their big guns... and shot themselves in the foot.
This is what my personal hell looks like
"Store employees are now required to smile if they are within 10 feet of a shopper.
They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.
If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."
🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.
If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."
🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
Target is now requiring its employees to smile more
As the holiday season fast approaches, Target is urging its employees to add a little more “jolly” to their work routine.
www.wilx.com
November 8, 2025 at 4:37 PM
This is what my personal hell looks like
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I understand why they had to stop him but I don’t agree with imprisoning him in the phantom zone
October 25, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I understand why they had to stop him but I don’t agree with imprisoning him in the phantom zone
I had to sit though literal hours of training at the Department of Defense of why it's illegal to even accept a $5 Starbucks gift card
If members of the United States military are truly being paid their salaries by a private individual, the American people should know who that individual is. Now.
October 25, 2025 at 3:15 AM
I had to sit though literal hours of training at the Department of Defense of why it's illegal to even accept a $5 Starbucks gift card
Every phone number I learned prior to 2004 still has a rock solid place in my brain.
Only 5 phone numbers since then have been given the same treatment.
Only 5 phone numbers since then have been given the same treatment.
If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.
October 14, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Every phone number I learned prior to 2004 still has a rock solid place in my brain.
Only 5 phone numbers since then have been given the same treatment.
Only 5 phone numbers since then have been given the same treatment.
Used some AI detector tools on stuff I've written and it claimed 100% AI, so now I'm questioning my reality
October 8, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Used some AI detector tools on stuff I've written and it claimed 100% AI, so now I'm questioning my reality
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[at my second rodeo] listen up you ignorant sack of shit
September 26, 2025 at 12:40 PM
[at my second rodeo] listen up you ignorant sack of shit
mRNA might well be one of the single greatest advances of medical science in human history.
We should fund these things, but idk
We should fund these things, but idk
a new mRNA therapy apparently can cut the rate of Huntington's disease progression by ~75%. yet more miracle shit www.bbc.com/news/article...
Huntington's disease successfully treated for first time
One of the most devastating diseases finally has a treatment that can slow its progression and transform lives, tearful doctors tell BBC.
www.bbc.com
September 24, 2025 at 7:32 PM
mRNA might well be one of the single greatest advances of medical science in human history.
We should fund these things, but idk
We should fund these things, but idk
I feel like this is my future
How on earth did I, known asshole, end up with a girl who thinks like this?
September 23, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I feel like this is my future
Just want to take a moment to thank AI for ruining my love and usage of the em dash in writing
September 19, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Just want to take a moment to thank AI for ruining my love and usage of the em dash in writing