chris!
@breadvelvet.bsky.social
28, they/them/siyá. fan of music, movies, sports. here to skeet
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new scam going around where they hire you for a job but pay you less than the value your labor produced
September 25, 2025 at 4:25 AM
new scam going around where they hire you for a job but pay you less than the value your labor produced
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our lesboge for less than cost of sandwich
You should pay $3 just to admire the UI, but the Steam Winter Sale is on and you can play the whole game too, bonus!!
It has a 50-60% chance of making you gay, and that's a lot of value for $3
store.steampowered.com/app/836450/H...
It has a 50-60% chance of making you gay, and that's a lot of value for $3
store.steampowered.com/app/836450/H...
Save 80% on Heaven Will Be Mine on Steam
HEAVEN WILL BE MINE is a visual novel about making terrible life decisions in the midst of a hot-blooded battle between giant robots. Select one of three terribly behaved girls to fight and/or make ou...
store.steampowered.com
December 18, 2025 at 8:32 PM
our lesboge for less than cost of sandwich
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timeline cleanse: franky watches the garbage truck pick up the trash this morning
September 17, 2025 at 7:04 PM
timeline cleanse: franky watches the garbage truck pick up the trash this morning
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Much as I like Pride & Prejudice I find it impossible to deny that this is the greatest review of it of all time.
January 2, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Much as I like Pride & Prejudice I find it impossible to deny that this is the greatest review of it of all time.
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🔳SQUARE UP⬆️
jamie paige x peak divide @peakdivide.bsky.social
feat. @rachel.dcellgames.com & gumi megpoid
for UNBEATABLE by @dcellgames.com
mv premieres tomorrow at 6 pm cst ❤️💚
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZVF...
jamie paige x peak divide @peakdivide.bsky.social
feat. @rachel.dcellgames.com & gumi megpoid
for UNBEATABLE by @dcellgames.com
mv premieres tomorrow at 6 pm cst ❤️💚
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZVF...
December 14, 2025 at 8:23 PM
🔳SQUARE UP⬆️
jamie paige x peak divide @peakdivide.bsky.social
feat. @rachel.dcellgames.com & gumi megpoid
for UNBEATABLE by @dcellgames.com
mv premieres tomorrow at 6 pm cst ❤️💚
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZVF...
jamie paige x peak divide @peakdivide.bsky.social
feat. @rachel.dcellgames.com & gumi megpoid
for UNBEATABLE by @dcellgames.com
mv premieres tomorrow at 6 pm cst ❤️💚
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZVF...
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Would that I could keep squeezing that sperm for ever!
December 12, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Would that I could keep squeezing that sperm for ever!
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now is a great time to wear my "blocked by johnathan blow on twitter" badge proudly
December 12, 2025 at 1:50 AM
now is a great time to wear my "blocked by johnathan blow on twitter" badge proudly
the grieving families should have told disney “just imagine where our dead child’s coffin will be 5, 10 years from now”
One reason Disney is OK with allowing OpenAI to torpedo their brands after decades of cracking down on childrens hospitals for painting comforting characters on the walls or a dad who wanted his son's favorite character Spider-Man etched onto his grave is that grieving families don't have $1 billion
December 11, 2025 at 4:29 PM
the grieving families should have told disney “just imagine where our dead child’s coffin will be 5, 10 years from now”
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SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.'
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
December 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
this is gonna sound like a shitpost but i didn't get Geese's whole deal until i heard their cover of "Baby" by Justin Bieber and how they handled Ludacris's feature and it's genuinely like a key unlocked their door for me www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIeb...
"Baby" - Justin Bieber (Cover)
YouTube video by Geese
www.youtube.com
December 10, 2025 at 5:08 AM
this is gonna sound like a shitpost but i didn't get Geese's whole deal until i heard their cover of "Baby" by Justin Bieber and how they handled Ludacris's feature and it's genuinely like a key unlocked their door for me www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIeb...
youtu.be/38vEG1wL-s0?... if i made and uploaded a DDR stepchart simfile for this do you think they would ban me off ZiV
We Are Charlie Kirk (NIGHTCORE) [Tagalog Dub]
YouTube video by Hakai Mateo
youtu.be
December 9, 2025 at 10:04 PM
youtu.be/38vEG1wL-s0?... if i made and uploaded a DDR stepchart simfile for this do you think they would ban me off ZiV
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UNBEATABLE out now on Steam, $25.19 (10% off launch discount) buff.ly/gAile1B
December 9, 2025 at 6:02 PM
UNBEATABLE out now on Steam, $25.19 (10% off launch discount) buff.ly/gAile1B
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— EVENT —
Snowdrop Festival 2025 🌸🔬
Sat, Dec. 13, 1pm Pacific
Our fourth annual virtual music festival, celebrating yet another year of outstanding music and art with friends and our community! 🎶
More info: infloresce.com/snowdrop-festival-2025
Poster by @aggelicyiok.bsky.social + @aiviwave.com
Snowdrop Festival 2025 🌸🔬
Sat, Dec. 13, 1pm Pacific
Our fourth annual virtual music festival, celebrating yet another year of outstanding music and art with friends and our community! 🎶
More info: infloresce.com/snowdrop-festival-2025
Poster by @aggelicyiok.bsky.social + @aiviwave.com
December 9, 2025 at 12:07 AM
— EVENT —
Snowdrop Festival 2025 🌸🔬
Sat, Dec. 13, 1pm Pacific
Our fourth annual virtual music festival, celebrating yet another year of outstanding music and art with friends and our community! 🎶
More info: infloresce.com/snowdrop-festival-2025
Poster by @aggelicyiok.bsky.social + @aiviwave.com
Snowdrop Festival 2025 🌸🔬
Sat, Dec. 13, 1pm Pacific
Our fourth annual virtual music festival, celebrating yet another year of outstanding music and art with friends and our community! 🎶
More info: infloresce.com/snowdrop-festival-2025
Poster by @aggelicyiok.bsky.social + @aiviwave.com
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everyone involved in this--from that nameless fuckface guard to john roberts himself--should spend their rest of their lives in prison
December 8, 2025 at 10:20 PM
everyone involved in this--from that nameless fuckface guard to john roberts himself--should spend their rest of their lives in prison
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When it’s only you and one other guy in the Discord VC
December 1, 2025 at 5:47 PM
When it’s only you and one other guy in the Discord VC
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best package warning graphic i've ever seen 🪶
November 8, 2023 at 3:48 PM
best package warning graphic i've ever seen 🪶
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Promotional photos of My Chemical Romance lead vocalist Gerard Way with Mario from a 2007 interview in the Japanese Crossbeat magazine. He is quoted as saying "I'm drawn to works that are innovative and try new things", which evidently includes Mario.
December 4, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Promotional photos of My Chemical Romance lead vocalist Gerard Way with Mario from a 2007 interview in the Japanese Crossbeat magazine. He is quoted as saying "I'm drawn to works that are innovative and try new things", which evidently includes Mario.
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Blue Prince (2025)
December 1, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Blue Prince (2025)
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December 1, 2025 at 4:33 PM
kansei still my goat idc
November 30, 2025 at 6:33 AM
kansei still my goat idc
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Look, if you're not an expert you wouldn't know, but this chart is bullshit. They could not possibly measure this as 1. How can you tell for sure? There's no reliable automated way. 2. You're not counting the many sites that are blocking crawlers now.
But there's an even more important reason...
But there's an even more important reason...
November 28, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Look, if you're not an expert you wouldn't know, but this chart is bullshit. They could not possibly measure this as 1. How can you tell for sure? There's no reliable automated way. 2. You're not counting the many sites that are blocking crawlers now.
But there's an even more important reason...
But there's an even more important reason...
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i know WHY this is but that just makes it even more of a kick in the pants lmao
November 28, 2025 at 3:28 AM
i know WHY this is but that just makes it even more of a kick in the pants lmao