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chris!
@breadvelvet.bsky.social
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28, they/them/siyá. fan of music, movies, sports. here to skeet
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are you kidding me
A screenshot of a YouTube upload from Team Cherry, 8 minutes ago. The video is the "Hollow Knight: Silksong - Sea of Sorrow Teaser", which in this image is advertised as "coming in 2066!"
December 16, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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they’re calling me the “slightly worse than Van Weezer (2021)” of posting bluefacts.app
BlueSky stats for chris! On Bluesky since October 2023, given a 5.8/10 star rating by bluefacts.app Evan Rytlewski’s May 13, 2021 Pitchfork review of Weezer’s rock covers album, ‘Van Weezer’, scoring a 5.9 out of 10
September 25, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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she’s so cool, man
A post from Vylet Pony’s YouTube Community tab from 19 hours ago, that reads: “Bandcamp Friday? WRONG! IT'S BOYCOTT VYLET PONY FRIDAY!!! how to participate: - illegally download a vylet pony release - support other artists for the day instead!! why is this happening my sales are already really good most days. on bandcamp fridays they're way way more. i don't need bandcamp friday nearly as much as a lot of other artists. support your fav other small artists today!!” The post has 1.1k likes, myself included.
September 6, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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this guy is so awesome
A screenshot of a Fandom Wikia infobox, for the character Stefano DiMera from the soap opera 'Days of Our Lives'. Eight different actors are listed as having portrayed this character throughout the years, being: Joseph Mascolo (1982–85, 1988, 1993–2001, 2007–16) (Shane posed as Stefano in 2017) Con Covert (1984) James Russell (1984; Stefano's voice) Frank Fata (1991) Unnamed actor (2006; while Stefano was in a coma) Davide Shiavone (2007; flashbacks as Young Stefano) Luca Bovelli (2012; flashbacks as Young Stefano) Stephen Nichols (2019–20; A.I. in Steve's body) Current status for Stefano DiMera is listed as Deceased (organic form) Inactive (A.I. form)
September 3, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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watched War of the Worlds (2025) the other night boxd.it/aTHFkd
breadvelvet’s review of War of the Worlds (2025): 3 stars and a heart. Watched August 29, 2025. the review reads: “this movie is awesome. this freak ice cube hates his normal son so much and reacts to various death scenes with an expression of moderate annoyance, he never seems more upset than the brief moments where he is forced to leave his beloved little computer, and his one huge f-bomb is delivered with slightly less gusto than my roommate playing an average dead by daylight match. the sound effects are so fucking loud that the dialogue is drowned out to the extent that you have doubts about the subtitles. a devon bostick retrospective night would go so crazy with this hilariously clumsy product screened right next to bong joon-ho’s okja, oppenheimer, and diary of a wimpy kid: rodrick rules” the review is tagged “w/ caralyn”.
August 31, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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chiitan endorses paisley pudge
A screenshot of a Bluesky post and a reply. ‪chris!‬ (‪@breadvelvet.bsky.social‬) · 1d paisley pudge reply from ‪Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆‬ (@chiitan.love‬) · 1m ✨✨Yeeeeees!Thanks for the likes☺️LOVE YOU💕I'm chiitan Let's be friends! Please follow Chiitan's Blue Sky
August 18, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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hey anyone know how i’d be able to edit metadata and cover art on my local music library on iOS? i have no idea how this happened i don’t even own a copy of this soundtrack
A screenshot from an iPhone’s Music app where the song “Poor Places” by Wilco from their 2002 album ‘Yankee Hotel Foxtrot’ is playing. The iconic cover art from that album, a photo of the two 65-story corncob looking towers that make up the Marina City development in Chicago, has inexplicably been replaced with the cover art for the soundtrack to the ‘Bloodborne: The Old Hunters’ DLC, which has never existed in my personal music library in any form.
July 30, 2025 at 12:54 PM
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frieren
a cropped screenshot of Balatro. Two Joker cards are depicted in the shop page here, Blueprint and Brainstorm, which both have similar but distinct copying mechanics and are romantically shipped together by a certain section of the fan community due to their powerful synergy, compatibility, and individual strengths. The Blueprint Joker has an "Eternal" tag on it, meaning that it cannot be sold or destroyed and will remain in the player's Joker lineup for the entire life of the run, whereas the Brainstorm Joker has a "Perishable" tag on it, meaning that it will become debuffed and "perish" after five rounds played. The caption "frieren" riffs on the inherent tragedy of these synergystic Joker cards having different lifespans by invoking the name of the manga/anime series 'Frieren: Beyond Journey's End', which notably delves into themes involving the title character being an elf with a significantly and tragically longer lifespan than her companions.
June 10, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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ebert was so good, man
Reviews A Goofy Movie 3 out of 4 stars Animation 77 minutes ‧ G ‧ 1995 Roger Ebert April 7, 1995 3 min read About two-thirds of the way through the screening of “A Goofy Movie” last Saturday morning, something goofy happened. The movie was suddenly upside-down, and you could see the jagged lines of the optical sound track zipping along on the right side of the screen. This was not a good sign. As Goofy would say, “Gorsh!”
April 29, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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stop the count!!!
A screencap of an NCAA Men's Basketball March Madness tournament bracket. The bracket, named "GideonOfnirTheBallKnowing", a play on the Elden Ring character named "Sir Gideon Ofnir, The All-Knowing", is noted as being "perfect so far", and is #1 ranked in its current group, with a 100% pick rate. The bracket has scored 20 points, though, indicating that there's literally only been two results in the tournament so far. Additionally, the logo next to the bracket name indicates that the user has selected #13 seed Yale to win the entire tournament; for historical context, the lowest seed ever to win the tournament was #8 Villanova in 1985.
March 20, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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titans of cinema
recent activity showing four movie posters on letterboxd. Most recently watched is 'Flow' (2024), rated with 4 stars and a heart; then 'Dune' (2021), rated with 3.5 stars; then 'Parasite', rated with 4.5 stars and a heart; then 'Zoolander' (2001), rated with 2 stars.
March 7, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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brought home a combination cat bed/tunnel for Zagreus this morning and he’s been obsessed
a black cat snugly curled up in the middle of a plushlined cat bed tunnel, staring up at the camera overhead
February 26, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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sadly i must hand it to publix this flavor goes insane
Publix brand half gallon of premium ice cream. The flavor is “Limited Edition New Orleans Caramel Praline”, made of brown sugar ice cream with swirls of thick caramel and crunchy praline pecans.
February 15, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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A YouTube comment from user @Shmooper_Dooper posted 10 days ago, which reads "hawk tuah did nothing wrong she is an innocent soul". The comment has achieved a staggering two Likes, and has received a heart from the video uploader.
February 13, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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A screenshot of the first two of Spotify’s recommendations for “Albums featuring songs you like”. The first album is ‘The Gummy Bear Song International Singles’ by Gummibär, and the second album is ‘Voodoo’ by D’Angelo.
December 16, 2024 at 7:14 AM
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big past few days for japanese cinema
Recent activity for Letterboxd, featuring four movie posters for ‘Pom Poko’, ‘Dance With Me’, ‘Ghost Cat Anzu’, and ‘Paprika’, from left to right. Anime Pom Poko’s movie poster features several tanuki standing upright in various clothes in front of a large moon in the night sky. Live-action Dance With Me features actress Ayaka Miyoshi mid-spin smiling up at the camera, surrounded by confetti and wearing a blue dress flaring out by her movement. Anime Ghost Cat Anzu’s poster features a large anthropomorphic cat spirit and a small girl hanging out at the foot of a large Buddha statue at a temple. Anime Paprika’s poster features a young woman with an auburn bob staring directly at the camera with a serious expression, while her skin is superimposed with a chaotic and colorful parade of statues, toy figures, and animals. Pom Poko and Dance With Me are rated three stars by the user, and Ghost Cat Anzu and Paprika are rated four stars by the user.
November 29, 2024 at 8:50 PM
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hello
October 17, 2024 at 5:43 PM