Eugene O'Neil
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someone's kindly old grandmother, knitting: "Come the revolution, we need to line the Trump and his ICE gestapo up against a wall, and mow them down with submachine guns!"
Chuck Schumer, staring at a whiteboard: "...so do voters care about ANY issues, besides egg prices? Anyone? Beuller?"
Chuck Schumer, staring at a whiteboard: "...so do voters care about ANY issues, besides egg prices? Anyone? Beuller?"
This is what I mean when I say that Chuck Schumer and other congressional leaders have no idea of the public opinion that they are sitting on and trying to suppress.
Was talking to a random nice older woman from East Isles last night and ICE came up. She then detailed, totally free of irony, her plan for reforming US government, which included the simultaneous mass execution of every leading member of the Trump administration, many of whom were mentioned by name
February 4, 2026 at 5:56 PM
someone's kindly old grandmother, knitting: "Come the revolution, we need to line the Trump and his ICE gestapo up against a wall, and mow them down with submachine guns!"
Chuck Schumer, staring at a whiteboard: "...so do voters care about ANY issues, besides egg prices? Anyone? Beuller?"
Chuck Schumer, staring at a whiteboard: "...so do voters care about ANY issues, besides egg prices? Anyone? Beuller?"
I made this one myself.
January 29, 2026 at 6:53 PM
I made this one myself.
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Huge scandal that Minneapolis has been crawling with terrorists this whole time. They've been living among us undercover as poets and nurses. And would've continued to, had it not been for the work of our bravest child kidnappers
January 25, 2026 at 12:44 AM
Huge scandal that Minneapolis has been crawling with terrorists this whole time. They've been living among us undercover as poets and nurses. And would've continued to, had it not been for the work of our bravest child kidnappers
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they murdered Good, they murdered Pretti, and if you are on the streets of the hero twins and your surname is Kind, Loving, or Strong please be extra careful because apparently the writers are not being subtle with the symbolism this season.
January 24, 2026 at 9:51 PM
they murdered Good, they murdered Pretti, and if you are on the streets of the hero twins and your surname is Kind, Loving, or Strong please be extra careful because apparently the writers are not being subtle with the symbolism this season.
I said this seven months ago, and I stand by it more than ever.
ICE has only killed two protesters, out of tens of thousands, protesting for weeks. As a "risk statistic", you're probably in more danger driving a car TO the protest than being shot at it. But look at the fuss it gets!
Worth it.
ICE has only killed two protesters, out of tens of thousands, protesting for weeks. As a "risk statistic", you're probably in more danger driving a car TO the protest than being shot at it. But look at the fuss it gets!
Worth it.
I was born in 1970, and for my entire childhood I only knew the Kent State "Massacre" was a rallying cry for all good people to unite against the evil tyrant, Nixon.
Now I'm old enough to realize this "Massacre" was only, like... four white people? Out of millions?
I can live with those odds.
Now I'm old enough to realize this "Massacre" was only, like... four white people? Out of millions?
I can live with those odds.
January 24, 2026 at 9:18 PM
I said this seven months ago, and I stand by it more than ever.
ICE has only killed two protesters, out of tens of thousands, protesting for weeks. As a "risk statistic", you're probably in more danger driving a car TO the protest than being shot at it. But look at the fuss it gets!
Worth it.
ICE has only killed two protesters, out of tens of thousands, protesting for weeks. As a "risk statistic", you're probably in more danger driving a car TO the protest than being shot at it. But look at the fuss it gets!
Worth it.
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“the family is at fault for not taking the bait” is five star victim blaming. breaking new ground here.
ICE spokesperson Marcos Charles: "My officers stayed with the child. They cared for him. Took him to get something to eat from a drive-thru restaurant and spent hours ensuring he was taken care of. Again, my officers did that, not his father ... his family refused to open the door and take him back"
January 23, 2026 at 4:59 PM
“the family is at fault for not taking the bait” is five star victim blaming. breaking new ground here.
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Me and me cousin, one Arthur McBride,
One morning went walking along Lake Street's side
Now mark well what followed in that wintertide
As the cold Friday morning was dawning
One morning went walking along Lake Street's side
Now mark well what followed in that wintertide
As the cold Friday morning was dawning
January 23, 2026 at 3:05 PM
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It is funny that the current FBI director treats the job like it's a trip to Entourage Disneyland, but bear in mind that for us this is probably the best possible outcome. I do not want Trump's FBI director to actually care about the job
January 22, 2026 at 9:46 PM
It is funny that the current FBI director treats the job like it's a trip to Entourage Disneyland, but bear in mind that for us this is probably the best possible outcome. I do not want Trump's FBI director to actually care about the job
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”ICE has conspired to break into American homes without warrants based on secret and dubious legal theories. But someone needs to be asking: can those homes afford enough groceries?” Democrats in Congress polish their message for the midterms.
January 22, 2026 at 4:40 AM
”ICE has conspired to break into American homes without warrants based on secret and dubious legal theories. But someone needs to be asking: can those homes afford enough groceries?” Democrats in Congress polish their message for the midterms.
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Another friend put it to me like this: "ICE has made the classic Nazi mistake. They've invaded a winter people in the winter."
January 22, 2026 at 3:58 AM
Another friend put it to me like this: "ICE has made the classic Nazi mistake. They've invaded a winter people in the winter."
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"As the White Walkers marched inexorably south, nearly 90 percent of the Realm insisted on calling them monsters, abominations, and evil incarnate. The Democrats of the Seven Kingdoms cautioned against such language."
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/the...
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The Democrats of the Seven Kingdoms
“As support for abolishing ICE grows among Democratic voters, party leadership continues to argue for reform instead.” —Salon - - -The Delegation t...
www.mcsweeneys.net
January 20, 2026 at 7:27 PM
"As the White Walkers marched inexorably south, nearly 90 percent of the Realm insisted on calling them monsters, abominations, and evil incarnate. The Democrats of the Seven Kingdoms cautioned against such language."
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/the...
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/the...
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Just got back from my time traveling dinosaur safari and you won’t believe how many butterflies I stepped on! Now to take a big sip of water and check on President Harris’s trip to Davos
January 21, 2026 at 3:10 PM
Just got back from my time traveling dinosaur safari and you won’t believe how many butterflies I stepped on! Now to take a big sip of water and check on President Harris’s trip to Davos
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"I'm a woman" ad spot to help fix company
January 20, 2026 at 12:21 AM
"I'm a woman" ad spot to help fix company
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Thank god Chuck Schumer isn’t alive to see this.
January 3, 2026 at 8:47 PM
Thank god Chuck Schumer isn’t alive to see this.
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The real lesson of Christmas is that if God had wanted to win over working-class Judeans, he should have sent down a less divisive Messiah.
December 13, 2025 at 2:12 AM
The real lesson of Christmas is that if God had wanted to win over working-class Judeans, he should have sent down a less divisive Messiah.
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The guy shot two random people with a gun, I don't think you can say he wasn't assimilating into our culture
Stephen Miller is now arguing that assimilation is fundamentally impossible and that certain cultures are not compatible with Western civilization
November 28, 2025 at 3:23 PM
The guy shot two random people with a gun, I don't think you can say he wasn't assimilating into our culture
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Like there are only two possibilities. Either the Democratic Party is GOOD at politics or all of this is incredibly earth shatteringly unpopular and I think presented with those two choices one is obvious
November 19, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Like there are only two possibilities. Either the Democratic Party is GOOD at politics or all of this is incredibly earth shatteringly unpopular and I think presented with those two choices one is obvious
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I've noticed the opposing team's fans only cheer when the opponents score on us. To win those fans over, I recommend we score on ourselves repeatedly; that will surely make them so happy they'll start supporting us. And I'm sure all our fans will keep cheering for us—who else is there to cheer for?
October 10, 2025 at 12:19 PM
I've noticed the opposing team's fans only cheer when the opponents score on us. To win those fans over, I recommend we score on ourselves repeatedly; that will surely make them so happy they'll start supporting us. And I'm sure all our fans will keep cheering for us—who else is there to cheer for?
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