Agent of Chaos
@bradlocke.bsky.social
Sports writer who once gave Heisman winner Andre Ware bad directions to a press box bathroom. | Recovering Calvinist.
I’m an ass man. Love em. Look at them all the time. Hell, I’ve probably looked at yours.
November 15, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I’m an ass man. Love em. Look at them all the time. Hell, I’ve probably looked at yours.
“Lassie! What is it, girl? Timmy is stuck in the well? Again? Well let’s leave the little shit down there a while so maybe he’ll finally learn his lesson.”
November 15, 2025 at 5:09 PM
“Lassie! What is it, girl? Timmy is stuck in the well? Again? Well let’s leave the little shit down there a while so maybe he’ll finally learn his lesson.”
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I crave endless attention and total isolation at the same time.
November 11, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I crave endless attention and total isolation at the same time.
I’m not an alcoholic, I’m an “experienced drinker.”
November 11, 2025 at 4:13 AM
I’m not an alcoholic, I’m an “experienced drinker.”
Coach Prime more like Coach Time to Retire
November 2, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Coach Prime more like Coach Time to Retire
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i bet a lot of these players have been playing baseball since they were kids. that’s probably a big reason why they’re so good. if you learn this kind of stuff when you’re young it gives you a big head start
November 2, 2025 at 12:55 AM
i bet a lot of these players have been playing baseball since they were kids. that’s probably a big reason why they’re so good. if you learn this kind of stuff when you’re young it gives you a big head start
Just took a weed gummy and a shot of NyQuil so I’m about to be F L O A T I N G
November 1, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Just took a weed gummy and a shot of NyQuil so I’m about to be F L O A T I N G
Gonna be real disappointed if no trick-or-treaters stop by after I’ve spent all morning stuffing these candy bars with razors.
October 31, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Gonna be real disappointed if no trick-or-treaters stop by after I’ve spent all morning stuffing these candy bars with razors.
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To improve baseball I would make the ball larger, oblong and brown. Then one team would try to tackle the pitcher while he throws it to an outfielder.
October 30, 2025 at 4:12 AM
To improve baseball I would make the ball larger, oblong and brown. Then one team would try to tackle the pitcher while he throws it to an outfielder.
Turning Point USA and couch fucker were down the road in Oxford tonight. Was gonna go, but I’d rather watch two hobos jerk each other off in the back seat of a rusted-out Geo Prizm.
October 30, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Turning Point USA and couch fucker were down the road in Oxford tonight. Was gonna go, but I’d rather watch two hobos jerk each other off in the back seat of a rusted-out Geo Prizm.
Wish I was a better person, but it’s like they say: Can’t win ‘em all.
October 29, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Wish I was a better person, but it’s like they say: Can’t win ‘em all.
Updated trope: He went out for Zyns and never came home.
October 28, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Updated trope: He went out for Zyns and never came home.
Chasing codeine with Evan Williams cos even when I’m sick I know how to party.
October 26, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Chasing codeine with Evan Williams cos even when I’m sick I know how to party.
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The irony of a professed Christian who deadnames trans people but insists on calling Saul of Tarsus "Paul"
October 25, 2025 at 12:24 AM
The irony of a professed Christian who deadnames trans people but insists on calling Saul of Tarsus "Paul"
I feel like grave robbing is a lost art
October 24, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I feel like grave robbing is a lost art
It’s Pumpkin Spice Locké season!
October 22, 2025 at 10:31 PM
It’s Pumpkin Spice Locké season!
It’s Pumpkin Spice Locké season again!
October 21, 2025 at 4:00 AM
It’s Pumpkin Spice Locké season again!
For most people, forgiveness is more a concept than a precept. Sounds great in theory, but humans generally don’t have the fortitude to forgive and move the fuck on.
October 19, 2025 at 1:47 AM
For most people, forgiveness is more a concept than a precept. Sounds great in theory, but humans generally don’t have the fortitude to forgive and move the fuck on.
I’m going through it tonight for reasons I will not divulge. Good vibes plz.
October 19, 2025 at 1:06 AM
I’m going through it tonight for reasons I will not divulge. Good vibes plz.
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just shit so hard i gave my balls whiplash
October 18, 2025 at 11:54 PM
just shit so hard i gave my balls whiplash
An anagram of popo is poop, do with that what you will. (For non-Southerners, popo means police.)
October 14, 2025 at 9:56 PM
An anagram of popo is poop, do with that what you will. (For non-Southerners, popo means police.)
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Blasphemy.
Blaspheyou.
Blaspheyou.
October 14, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Blasphemy.
Blaspheyou.
Blaspheyou.
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RIGHT NOW SATAN
Ma’am this is a Wendy’s
Ma’am this is a Wendy’s
October 13, 2025 at 1:02 AM
RIGHT NOW SATAN
Ma’am this is a Wendy’s
Ma’am this is a Wendy’s
I know God’s timing is perfect cos if BlueSky had existed six years ago then y’all would have been subjected to non-stop skeeting about the anal abscess I had at the time. #blessed
October 13, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I know God’s timing is perfect cos if BlueSky had existed six years ago then y’all would have been subjected to non-stop skeeting about the anal abscess I had at the time. #blessed