Agent of Chaos
@bradlocke.bsky.social
Sports writer who once gave Heisman winner Andre Ware bad directions to a press box bathroom. | Recovering Calvinist.
It’s Pumpkin Spice Locké season!
October 22, 2025 at 10:31 PM
It’s Pumpkin Spice Locké season!
It’s Pumpkin Spice Locké season again!
October 21, 2025 at 4:00 AM
It’s Pumpkin Spice Locké season again!
I GOT ENGAGED Y’ALL
July 11, 2025 at 11:40 PM
I GOT ENGAGED Y’ALL
Remember to keep the KRIS in Krismas
December 25, 2024 at 1:08 AM
Remember to keep the KRIS in Krismas
Father John Misty AND Kendrick dropping albums on the same day? Early Merry Christmas to errbody.
November 22, 2024 at 9:58 PM
Father John Misty AND Kendrick dropping albums on the same day? Early Merry Christmas to errbody.
THEY’RE SHOOTING THE DOGS
November 13, 2024 at 2:50 AM
THEY’RE SHOOTING THE DOGS
New Secretary of Education
November 12, 2024 at 8:37 PM
New Secretary of Education
I’m ready to fight some goddamn Nazis
November 12, 2024 at 5:11 AM
I’m ready to fight some goddamn Nazis
This is EXACTLY how you want your Huddle House cook to look, no cap.
November 2, 2024 at 7:17 AM
This is EXACTLY how you want your Huddle House cook to look, no cap.
I HAVEN’T SEEN THIS MANY SAD TROJANS SINCE DIDDY GOT BUSTED
September 21, 2024 at 11:26 PM
I HAVEN’T SEEN THIS MANY SAD TROJANS SINCE DIDDY GOT BUSTED
Yeet, and whatnot
September 19, 2024 at 12:47 AM
Yeet, and whatnot
Wow, looks like I have a busy day tomorrow, better get to bed!
September 2, 2024 at 4:20 AM
Wow, looks like I have a busy day tomorrow, better get to bed!
Has anyone does this yet
June 22, 2024 at 11:17 PM
Has anyone does this yet
Not really sure the meaning of this little poem I just wrote. Sometimes stuff just pops in my head and I write it down. Perhaps it’s unfinished.
June 1, 2024 at 4:39 AM
Not really sure the meaning of this little poem I just wrote. Sometimes stuff just pops in my head and I write it down. Perhaps it’s unfinished.
Just picked up my medication. And also my pills.
May 31, 2024 at 11:23 PM
Just picked up my medication. And also my pills.
Look how cute I was as a kid. LOOK.
May 9, 2024 at 2:51 AM
Look how cute I was as a kid. LOOK.
Hello, it me, a recovering Calvinist
April 14, 2024 at 11:45 PM
Hello, it me, a recovering Calvinist
Sitting next to Ted Kaczynski up in here
April 9, 2024 at 10:57 PM
Sitting next to Ted Kaczynski up in here
Finished this book by @jasonkirk.fyi the other day, and it’s the best thing I’ve read in a while. Hilarious, touching, tragic, poignant, powerful … there aren’t enough adjectives.
April 8, 2024 at 12:00 AM
Finished this book by @jasonkirk.fyi the other day, and it’s the best thing I’ve read in a while. Hilarious, touching, tragic, poignant, powerful … there aren’t enough adjectives.
Reveler cooling off a tuba player. It takes very little effort to be kind.
February 10, 2024 at 10:28 PM
Reveler cooling off a tuba player. It takes very little effort to be kind.
In NOLA for Mardi Gras, any of my fellow BlueSky elders here?
February 9, 2024 at 11:48 PM
In NOLA for Mardi Gras, any of my fellow BlueSky elders here?
Guys I’ve spotted Post Malone’s twin Pre Malone
January 16, 2024 at 1:22 AM
Guys I’ve spotted Post Malone’s twin Pre Malone
