Just Bacon 🥓
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Just Bacon 🥓
@borntoeatbacon.com
Old gimp who likes bacon, cheese, Sci-Fi, & horror.
*On the spectrum.
*My roommate is a cat.
*I know were my towel is.
*Letterboxd: https://boxd.it/eh3g
*Wishlist: http://wishlist.borntoeatbacon.com
"How the Grinch Stole Christmas and Torched Whoville"
December 8, 2025 at 6:38 PM
It's still December.
I still hate December.
That is all.
December 8, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I am so sick and tired of being hounded for a review, a rating, how did we do, friendly reminder to rate your purchase that I am about ready to boycott any business that asks.
December 8, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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intrusive thought: black licorice is good actually
December 6, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Allergies - Plague - Early Onset Death?

Only time will tell....
December 8, 2025 at 4:44 AM
movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. hard mode: no star wars or trek, lotr, or Marvel

(like that’s hard 🤣)
December 8, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. hard mode: no star wars or trek, lotr, or Marvel

(like that’s hard 🤣)
December 8, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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Life Alert Bracelet but for when I need cheese
December 8, 2025 at 12:08 AM
drop a fight scene you love!
December 7, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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my mom was soooo certain I was on drugs the first time I turned into a werewolf
December 7, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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🎩 ✨ 🪓 ☠️ 🖤
December 7, 2025 at 5:14 AM
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How the Grinch got those Restraining Orders
December 7, 2025 at 12:09 AM
How the Grinch wished you were here, but got over it.
December 6, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Today marks my first day of winter. I wore pants.
December 6, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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How the Grinch Broke Out of Prison
December 6, 2025 at 11:02 PM
How the Grinch ran over Grandma with a reindeer.
December 6, 2025 at 11:13 PM
How am I mentally?

I am 16 clowns in a clown car following a lemming off a cliff.
December 6, 2025 at 5:27 PM
If I was smart, I would stay the fuck away from social media for the next 20 days...
December 6, 2025 at 5:41 AM
qtp with your fave Jedi (wrong answers only)
December 6, 2025 at 5:31 AM
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Will I be able to follow the plot of Metroid Prime Beyond if I haven't played Metroid Prime Bed and Metroid Prime Bath?
December 5, 2025 at 10:04 PM
A joyous Krampusnacht to all!
a merry krampus greeting card with a picture of a wolf
ALT: a merry krampus greeting card with a picture of a wolf
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December 5, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Reverse Cowgirl so you don't see my goofy "O" face.
December 5, 2025 at 9:36 PM