Just Bacon 🥓
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Just Bacon 🥓
@borntoeatbacon.com
Old gimp who likes bacon, cheese, Sci-Fi, & horror.
*On the spectrum.
*My roommate is a cat.
*I know were my towel is.
*Letterboxd: https://boxd.it/eh3g
*Wishlist: http://wishlist.borntoeatbacon.com
Hagrid
December 8, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Obviously. And with two likely culprits in the neighborhood, who could ever convict her of anything?
December 8, 2025 at 7:32 PM
"whatever it was that somebody did, that you didn't like, it was Remy and Lestat."
December 8, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Take a number!
December 8, 2025 at 5:58 PM
🤐
December 8, 2025 at 10:23 AM
Torn clothes and all the cheese vanishing is just a normal night. The litter box and the hairball are valid points though. Definitely NOT a werecat.

I'm sorry. Better luck next bite?
December 8, 2025 at 3:41 AM
POPS!!!!!
December 8, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Well you told me your deepest secrets, account numbers and mother's maiden name. Still waiting on the salty sexts, but some things take time to cook.
December 8, 2025 at 3:29 AM
You can't remember turning into a werecat on a full moon......
December 8, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Yeah, I don't typically wear socks unless the snow is over my shoes and the sidewalks aren't plowed.
December 7, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Best popcorn. Drizzled with real butter. I miss mine.
December 7, 2025 at 3:59 AM
I had to go out today. It was miserable. Car was covered in 5" of heavy snow and ice. All the people who never drive were out driving to shop for gifts for people they don't like. Idiots everywhere.

Hope you have a better time of it.
December 7, 2025 at 2:04 AM