Just Bacon 🥓
@borntoeatbacon.com
Old gimp who likes bacon, cheese, Sci-Fi, & horror.
*On the spectrum.
*My roommate is a cat.
*I know were my towel is.
*Letterboxd: https://boxd.it/eh3g
*Wishlist: http://wishlist.borntoeatbacon.com
*On the spectrum.
*My roommate is a cat.
*I know were my towel is.
*Letterboxd: https://boxd.it/eh3g
*Wishlist: http://wishlist.borntoeatbacon.com
Today marks my first day of winter. I wore pants.
December 6, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Today marks my first day of winter. I wore pants.
"We're gonna need a bigger boat."
December 4, 2025 at 3:28 AM
"We're gonna need a bigger boat."
Post your favourite "Lord of the Rings" character.
Wrong answers only.
Wrong answers only.
November 29, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Post your favourite "Lord of the Rings" character.
Wrong answers only.
Wrong answers only.
The "BornToEatBacon" nom de guerre was born 16 years ago today, at a tavern during my lunch break.
November 29, 2025 at 6:40 PM
The "BornToEatBacon" nom de guerre was born 16 years ago today, at a tavern during my lunch break.
This shit is the shit. Like totally the shit. The good shit. I am so fucking addicted. Cherry Dr Pepper is what has been missing in my life.
November 28, 2025 at 9:07 PM
This shit is the shit. Like totally the shit. The good shit. I am so fucking addicted. Cherry Dr Pepper is what has been missing in my life.
The sad part about this is that I not only have liners, but even knew where they were. This despite only using my oven for storage and having not opened it in 5 years.
November 27, 2025 at 8:07 PM
The sad part about this is that I not only have liners, but even knew where they were. This despite only using my oven for storage and having not opened it in 5 years.
How dare she make a mockery of Alf. I am telling Boo about this act of herecy!
November 23, 2025 at 3:02 AM
How dare she make a mockery of Alf. I am telling Boo about this act of herecy!
Would you look at this shit? Animal Cruelty? What? Feeding carrots to my beetles? Being an indentured servant to a cat?
realgreywolf.bsky.social can go fuck themselves with a petrified horse cock.
realgreywolf.bsky.social can go fuck themselves with a petrified horse cock.
November 19, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Would you look at this shit? Animal Cruelty? What? Feeding carrots to my beetles? Being an indentured servant to a cat?
realgreywolf.bsky.social can go fuck themselves with a petrified horse cock.
realgreywolf.bsky.social can go fuck themselves with a petrified horse cock.
The B Team, in its entirety!
November 14, 2025 at 10:10 PM
The B Team, in its entirety!
2 of the B team have their butts out.
November 14, 2025 at 9:52 PM
2 of the B team have their butts out.
Hudson is head over heals for baby carrots...
November 14, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Hudson is head over heals for baby carrots...
Aye, enjoying a cuppa Tim's from my favorite mug.
(ironically this was a gift from the lady who made them to thank my son and I for our patronage)
(ironically this was a gift from the lady who made them to thank my son and I for our patronage)
November 14, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Aye, enjoying a cuppa Tim's from my favorite mug.
(ironically this was a gift from the lady who made them to thank my son and I for our patronage)
(ironically this was a gift from the lady who made them to thank my son and I for our patronage)
November 9, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I'll trade you, here is your card for the day.
November 9, 2025 at 5:13 AM
I'll trade you, here is your card for the day.
Drop something SILVER 🩶🛸
November 8, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Drop something SILVER 🩶🛸
name your favorite superhero that isn’t dc or marvel
November 8, 2025 at 3:39 AM
name your favorite superhero that isn’t dc or marvel
if you see this post an egg 🥚
November 7, 2025 at 4:26 PM
if you see this post an egg 🥚
November 7, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Drop something yellow! 🟡
November 4, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Drop something yellow! 🟡
